So that explains all the Israeli terrorists attacking people in all the countries they are banned in

Do Israelis really want to go to any of those countries?

Yes. They would like very much to build houses there on land they don't own, act astonished when the locals take issue with their behavior, and then build a wall around the locals and prevent people from taking food inside. It's called "self-defense".

It's amazing how quickly he turned me from "Oh, that guy pops up in movies. He's pretty funny" to apathy to virulent hatred.

I was totally fine with him as recently as Silicon Valley. Now hes completely hateable.

How to make fans hate you:

1. Spew your non comedic politics online.

2. Wait.

How to make fans hate you:

Have a Twitter account

Except for Nick Mullen, that kids twitter is a gold mine

Nick is fantastic on social media, those types of things are fine.

he doesn't have non comedic politics either. plus he's hip, how many comedians would make a joke about dat boi and pepe and know who they are

He used to be a regular on Harmontown-podcast. Funny guy at first but soon started to constantly turn the discussion in to "women's plight" and other SJW shit even if the topic had nothing to do with that.

He got married to a psychologist sjw woman and also got incredibly successful in Hollywood. I guess that is a recipe for that mindset.

I always think of when he joked about social justice tweets being a part of his brand on Harmontown and hope that he's just really desperate for fame instead of a genuine asshat.

White woman ruined another good Paki boy.

He's the reason I stopped listening to Harmontown, that and because the show turned into "Feminist Nerds Fix Dan Harmon" and he slowly just turned into them.

I do like the fact that Dan divorced his wife after six months of marriage and upgraded to a skinnier, hotter chick.

Yeah and the firecrotch had a real Huffington Post face.

Look at his google images if you want to get angry. The look this twat gives is enraging, so okay to be there.

http://i.imgur.com/fiLu9rM.jpg

People like this are the reasons apartment buildings smell like slaughterhouses

Member when Bush called them Paki's?

As opposed to the proper term: drone targets

or sand niggers

dassabesso

You're not wrong. My WhatsApp family group chat group is called PakiFamily.

That reminds me of Mark in Peep show trying to be racist

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'Fancy a Chinky?'

Hahaha. He also says he's going to run down to the Paki.

I'd much rather smell Indian food cooking than whatever the fuck the Albanians that lived in my building in NYC seemed to be cooking 24-7. The hallway always smelled like boiled cabbage, garbage cans, and some sort of awful fish.

Holeeee shit, I've watched that dozens of times and never noticed the connotations of what he was saying.

I don't get it

That's what happened in France because they banned Muslims there too. This guy's on to something

If I show up to a hip hop club as a middle aged slightly pear shaped white fella dressed in khakis, an izod shirt and bass boat shoes and am obviously denied entry, will I inevitably become a racist terrorist?

Is that hip hop club a country?

oh literal totallynotobsi.

that's why Cuban terrorists are so abundant.

Don't forget about those pesky North Korean terrorists that are all over the place

US terrorist captured in North Korea.

but, why would peaceful religious people become violent???

Are you saying that poorly-drawn cartoons of Medieval Arabs and visible female skin don't turn you into a mass-raping suicide bomber?

I thought it was drone striking familes because they had a cell phone some terrorists cloned 4 months ago.

Weird how old proud to be a paki over here never once called out his prince Obama for actually murdering his countrymen.

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As a Paki, this is why I have slowly come to be annoyed by him. Plus he's an ex-Shia. I think we can all agree that Shiites need to be out to the death. Right guys?

Differentiating between brands of Muslim is like choosing between consistency of shits.

1. certain group sees terrorism as their only recourse because of that groups ideology, point proven.

I hope his next role is Beheaded Guy #2.

For a documentary

I almost want to let those middle-easterns with anti-american sentiments into this country and watch them tear this place apart just to prove a point

Progressives will never admit they were wrong, though.

they don't even believe their shit, it's just the fashionable thing to do nowadays, they wear their progressive beliefs like they're a louis vuitton purse if they're a girl and dudes only buy into the progressive shit if they're trying to get pussy it's infuriating

Islam has nothing to do with terrorism!

Also if you ever insult them they turn into terrorists.

Oh you have a nice kebab shop I guess that means we should import millions of illiterate barbarians because they can't run a country properly

I'm also English you silly billy.

And even so no football player ever got stoned to death for being raped.

You two fruits acting like you're different. Fucking white males.

I fuck with the Jordanians at my corner store all the time. They're good guys and they love me. Doesn't mean I want more of their people here.

Not many Jordanian terrorists tbh.

Doesn't mean I want more of their people here.

As an immigrant, I also liked being a novelty to the locals.

So, this guy thinks that international diplomacy works just like the plot of Mean Girls?

"You see, the plastics wouldn't let Regina sit with them, and then didn't invite her to the party. And because of that, she got really mad and showed the entire school the Burn Book, and the school lost their shit and had a riot".

Now, replace the words

"You see, the Trump administration wouldn't let the muslims in the country, and because of that, they got really mad and killed a bunch of people"

This guy is a fucking cunt.

So, this guy thinks that international diplomacy works just like the plot of Mean Girls?

The Muslims have a Burn Book, called the Koran.

But don't actually burn it because they will riot and kill people

Also don't be a non-Muslim because they will riot and kill people

Also, don't draw a picture of Mohammed, because they will riot and kill people

You are really familiar with that plot, and you references it really arbitrarily when it has only passing similarity to the situation.

Why do you like watching Mean Girls? And why were you so enthusiastic about it that you had to inject it into this discussion?

It's a great flick.

I second that. Watched it for masturbation material... ended up finishing it for the heartfelt message. Also, I was in high school.

It really makes you think about how malleable and arbitrary social constructs are.

Watched it for masturbation material

Same here! Well, kind of. My biggest exposure to that movie is a captioned screen grab from a femdom website. The mean girls were pissed that a boy didn't do their homework for them, and so they upped his chastity time.

I too think I remember the movie being fairly good. But I guess you're too manly for that queer shit, just gonna watch some football. UHURU

Are you the guy who calls everyone a cuck incessantly?

The date is backwards because you are a faggot

1. Why do they want in the United states if they hate it so much.
2. I think the terrorist have already been made.

So by banning certain people from your country you make certain people want to destroy parts of it and murder it's citizens? Sounds like you shouldn't want certain people in your country.

How to remove terrorists:

1. Ban everybody that came out of Kumail's mom's cunt.
2. Wait.

I'm brown, that qualifies me as a social foreign relations expert.

How to make a rapist:

1. Don't put out.

2. Wait.

Any faggot that uses a pic of them in a pedo shirt on their twitter account should automatically have their opinion disregarded by everyone in the world.

So if you banned Australians from going to America, you'd have plenty of Australian terrorists, right?

Allahu Akkas mate

Why does he arrogantly say this like it's anyone's god given right to move to any country. I can't just move into his house, and expect him to take care of my welfare.

Then I say, how to make criminals: lock your doors, wait.

Hope this faggott is honour-killed by his paki parents (burnt in a grease-fire)

If you defeat your enemies, they win.

Immigration overhaul and stricter immigration policies = "banning all Muslims." That fire took over social media than the one at the Great White show in Long Island.

9 people being inconvenienced at an airport right now = "the US borders are closed." Awesome.

Islamic violence is justified because of the crusades, right gang?

Yeah because they weren't there before the ban...

It's a good thing we stepped up security then.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/sundance-kumail-nanjianis-big-sick-nabbed-by-amazon-12-million-960845

I wonder what would happen if you asked him questions along the lines of... When did a Muslim ban go into effect? I thought we were just upping the vetting process for immigrants from some countries, as well as stopping immigration from other countries. I think it's because a statistically high number of terrorist come from that population of people and or area... Are those places primarily Muslim? Does it matter? When did a Muslim ban go into effect?

whats this guy bitching about? we didnt ban people from pakistan, their government accepts american foreign aid tax payer money and resends to american corporations when they buy weapons from lockheed martin and boeing

Sooo... we have to give them access to our country, otherwise they'll want to blow it up.

This is a very convincing argument, and it definitely makes me want to let more muslims in.

Remember all of those Islamic terrorist attacks in America before there were any Mohammedans here?

Fucking stupid logic. The rancid chutney ghoulash thag masquerades as his brain is telling him that people will be terrorists because they're not allowed here.

I hate this cunt more than Brother Joe.

I don't think this is really how you make terrorists guys.

I'm not watching Silicon Valley anymore because of this turd and the betamale.

OP: "Do my work for me"

Let us in or we'll be terrorists.

What's his opinion of non-muslims entering Mecca?

That sounds like a threat to me.

Enter 7-11 Ask if they have 10 pound balls. Run. Tssss

This guy gets it

I always think of when he joked about social justice tweets being a part of his brand on Harmontown and hope that he's just really desperate for fame instead of a genuine asshat.

Nick is fantastic on social media, those types of things are fine.

I'm also English you silly billy.

And even so no football player ever got stoned to death for being raped.

Also don't be a non-Muslim because they will riot and kill people

he doesn't have non comedic politics either. plus he's hip, how many comedians would make a joke about dat boi and pepe and know who they are

White woman ruined another good Paki boy.

He's the reason I stopped listening to Harmontown, that and because the show turned into "Feminist Nerds Fix Dan Harmon" and he slowly just turned into them.