Unfortunately yes.

torn grey sweatpants buying highlifes you say. what kind of shirt?

sweaty tooth paste stained t shirt

nah, you seem like a well-adjusted fellow.

That ain't no toothpaste, liar.

Do these sweat pants have the smell of shit and the ass stain to match?

ya

Are there pit stains in the sweatshirt? And what color is the ass stain?

Amber colored diarrhea. Wiping is for pussies. And ya I'm a sweaty guy. I try to make sure to release lots of pheromones. I heard it attracts females

When drinking your beer, is your pinky gripping the can or extended?

You shouldnt give a shit if others think youre an alcoholic. You have way bigger problems

what're you my mom faggot? clearly not because she said she never wants to speak to me again

neither do I, so dont count that out as a possibilty

Small world, Im also 24

Holy shit I was 24 once, too! This is crazy, fam

Only 3? Fucking lite weight

2 pm? A bit of a late start, you're missing out on prime drinking hours.

I do the same thing at age 36

I know alcoholism very well from working behind the counter in convenient/liquor stores and from shopping in them...and 3 miller high lifes(even 24oz) at 2 PM isnt that bad.

What is "bad"? Asking for a "friend".

Steel Reserves, stuff that ends in "Ice", 4Loko, etc. Early and often, generally multiple times a day. And in liquor stores...anything cheap. But if theyre there every day its pretty obvious.

Do you still work at a liquor store? My buddy said he just got his store a massive fine for not carding some young coos. Shits crazy

I thought 4Loko was for pussy high school kids, are hardened alcoholics buying it?

it is, but a four loko or two on the side with a 6 pack is also a pretty common trait among the hardest ones, and I remember a lady in particular who came in all the time, and when she was with her husband she would always wait for me to ring her out because I'd help her hide them in boxes for other things and sneak them into the bottom of the bag.

The golden four lokos are 24 or 25 oz and are 14%. They're $2-3.

And they taste like jolly ranchers laced with cockroach spray.

That they do. Cheap way to get drunk, though.

I know alcoholism even better, not from personal experience or the terrible life-altering choices those around me made. A guy on the radio I heard once had a couple bad experiences after a 6 pack or 2 and swore off the sauce forever. He's been sober for 40 years by the grace of god, and if it wasn't for the 12 step program who knows what a miserable life of mediocrity he would be living.

Just do you and don't worry about what anybody thinks.

This is Trump's America, nigger.

I mix it up a little. A bottle of vodka here, a bottle of whiskey there. That way the same shop only sees me once every few days.

You could also buy a lot of small quantities of bad drinks so it appears you're buying for a gang of children who have bullied you into buying them alcohol.b

I'm gonna go watch step brothers now, thanks for the idea

Life Pro Tip: Even if your life is shit, always dress up to go to the grocery store. Don't let those cashiers think they're better than you.

You're living the American dream. Just ensure you take a break every hour or so to "clean the pipes" to some Sue Lightning videos.

No one is going to think someone who drinks beer is an alcoholic, lightweight.

What is "bad"? Asking for a "friend".

I know alcoholism even better, not from personal experience or the terrible life-altering choices those around me made. A guy on the radio I heard once had a couple bad experiences after a 6 pack or 2 and swore off the sauce forever. He's been sober for 40 years by the grace of god, and if it wasn't for the 12 step program who knows what a miserable life of mediocrity he would be living.

Are there pit stains in the sweatshirt? And what color is the ass stain?

And they taste like jolly ranchers laced with cockroach spray.