r/opieandanthony: Who wore it better?

Also too hacky. If there's an awful ghostbusters movie coming out, and someone in it is fat, the first thing you do is avoid all spmm jokes as an obvious matter of instinct.

n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-01-27

I thought Melissa McCarthy was Stay Puft. Now I'm just confused.

n/a throwawawyy2 2017-01-27

She looks like a Danish speedwalker

n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-27

That's so fuckin obscure it made me laugh

n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-27

You live like 12 miles from Denmark. She's in mid-step wearing awful exercise clothing. The fuck is so obscure about it?

n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-27

Who lives 12 miles from Denmark?

n/a sjeffiesjeff 2017-01-27

Germans

n/a StuntPeckah 2017-01-27

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/25/07/2DC0242700000578-3288370-Magic_eye_Make_up_free_Lena_Dunham_rocked_a_busy_patterned_strin-m-43_1445759516303.jpg

n/a StuntPeckah 2017-01-27

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/crop_59_40_3405_2231/5825e6311800002e005038b5.jpeg

n/a Slateski 2017-01-27

Oddly enough, given my recent geographical stalking of you, I do. Call it even?

n/a spezscuckstool 2017-01-27

Or just like a Danish.

n/a URPerfect 2017-01-27

Finish?

n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-01-27

Winner

n/a lucksmithy 2017-01-27

I'm from /r/all. Who is she?

n/a lemskroob 2017-01-27

how did you stumple in here? and do you want your dick sucked?

n/a CokeFloatsInMaCup 2017-01-27

That's Opie our savior. He had luscious tits and bullies homeless people.

n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-01-27

Rich Vos will be appearing at the Taj Mahal in Poughkeepsie this Valentine's weekend.

n/a throwawawyy2 2017-01-27

Legitimate contender for the ugliest woman ever award.

Taking into account : looks personality attitude, I don't think there is someone uglier. Even pig Amy was hot for like 1 hour after 5h of makeup on that Sheen roast

She is a dough roll that hasn't done anything or ever worked but still complains about everything.

n/a SherrodSmall 2017-01-27

There is no way you could make me fuck that cheap, slimy, malformed pile of disgusting dough. I'd much rather fuck the delicious Pillsbury product.

n/a throwawawyy2 2017-01-27

She has no definiton at all. Her elbow looks like a tittie

n/a piggyboi 2017-01-27

She looks like she was born without bones, just fat meat.

n/a truthie 2017-01-27

Like Dr. Zoidberg after moulting his shell.

n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-27

WUBWUBWUBWUB

n/a crookedmile 2017-01-27

Every time I see her whale carcass it's the only thing I think about.

n/a justneedtologin 2017-01-27

I have a very confusing mild sexual attraction to her. Didn't have a fat mom. Don't have a face sitting fetish. Not into DeviantArt inflation porn. I just kind of want to grab her fat hips and pump a load in her. I don't know where it comes from. Something about her waist-to-hip ratio. Or her pale, plump body. She's obese, but not grotesquely. She taps into that instinctive drive to impregnate a fat woman who will bear healthy children and survive famine. She has the body of a rich, overfed woman during the Renaissance. Plus she's infertile. Zero-commitment cum dumping.

n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-01-27

I see, you're black

n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-01-27

Brothaz don't be wantin' to hit that. That's for sexually pathetic wannabe hipsters. Brothaz would hold out for Big Amy.

n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-01-27

How about when you're doing all that, and she shifts her legs a little so that you get a big whiff of that rotten cooch? It's that wretched stink that makes you snap out of your boner induced fuck lust and makes you feel disgusted with yourself and violent hatred for the wretched farm animal you've found yourself mounted upon.

n/a harborwolf 2017-01-27

I literally just gagged reading your comment while I was scrolling down.

n/a holodog 2017-01-27

The prophets have foretold that when someone from this subreddit fucks her, the Antichrist will be born.

n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-01-27

I admire your honesty.

But you are a very gross person.

n/a StuntPeckah 2017-01-27

It's not gross it's brave!

n/a fervt 2017-01-27

She's still, very much, a lights-off kinda girl.

n/a harborwolf 2017-01-27

/r/oddlyspecific

n/a IfFoundReturn2Tumblr 2017-01-27

Please go there. and dont come back

n/a SirWallaceII 2017-01-27

she is a vile person

n/a VeritablyClean 2017-01-27

who's that chubby lad with boyish looks?

n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-01-27

You can see her balls.

n/a kush_limbaugh 2017-01-27

Lmao

n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-27

Hey Kush! Noticed you're a fucking retard and wanted to help a buddy out, you see those two arrows next to the comments with one pointing up and one pointing down? Guess what? You don't have to even say 'Lmao' every time a comment makes you kinda chuckle at 3:43 am. you can just press the up button and it indicates that you appreciate the comment

n/a imafuckingdick 2017-01-27

lol

n/a TalkAboutWrestling 2017-01-27

lol

n/a stinksskc 2017-01-27

Like lampbert in fortress

n/a RichHeads 2017-01-27

Anyone else have the urge to bite the fluffy fat bulging out?

n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-01-27

Yes, with bolt cutters.

n/a ilikemycheetoswithcr 2017-01-27

Manageable haired cunt

n/a OswaldTheLucky 2017-01-27

There's a whole lot of yeast in both of them

n/a TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-01-27

That's fucking repugnant.

n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-01-27

Well let's see. One of them is a pale, flavorless lump that's been forced down people's throats. The other one is a tube of Pillsbury dough.

n/a dmix 2017-01-27

They are both selling the idea of early onset is heart disease!

n/a molotovspritzer 2017-01-27

those are some powerful ankles

n/a ASUSPC 2017-01-27

yeeeuuccchh

n/a piggyboi 2017-01-27

She looks like she was born without bones, just fat.

n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-01-27

She looks like Homer when he got so fat he wore a bedsheet

n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-01-27

It was a moo-moo

n/a Sicboy69 2017-01-27

That's awesome hahaa!!!

n/a piggyboi 2017-01-27

The four body types: Ectomorph, mesomorph, endomorph, flatso.

n/a camaro69 2017-01-27

This is what you get when you don't make fun of people.

n/a dfuller39 2017-01-27

Posting this should be equally as repremandable as posting the most gruesome of child porn.

n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-01-27

Does it make your peckah tingle funny wiseguy?

n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-01-27

She is BEYOND courageous. I'm crying right now, I'm so inspired

n/a Sterlingfigus 2017-01-27

I like a woman who can take a punch.

n/a RaqioFan 2017-01-27

Ah the scourge of the modern American diet on the millennial generation. Explains the steady uptick in BBW porn proliferation.

n/a ThePittWolf 2017-01-27

And she call us deplorables. She has the body of that alien singer from Jabba's palace.

n/a campee 2017-01-27

Who is that?

n/a urfaceisa 2017-01-27

holy shit he looks kind of neat, like something you'd see from the monty python cartoons or that yellow submarine movie ect

n/a darkgatherer 2017-01-27

I feel bad for her boyfriend...he went from fucking Scarlet Johanssen to her. Never has a man fallen off harder.

n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-01-27

Can you imagine the horseshit that this "man" must hear every day?

n/a majestik6 2017-01-27

Most likely, he's gay, and she's his beard

n/a Taureg01 2017-01-27

Remember when her and her boyfriend had a good cry after Trump won, what a faggot

n/a PFGtv 2017-01-27

I'll take the bisquits, please.

n/a amyola2 2017-01-27

I have a very gross person.

n/a little-pete-ferguson 2017-01-27

Artie Lange lost some weight

n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-01-27

Is this how she was marching for women's rights? She set the cause back 1,000 pounds.

n/a porsalin 2017-01-27

She has the thighs of an Allosaurus

n/a slash_321 2017-01-27

Ah the scourge of the west did not make that - those are some powerful ankles.

n/a nicolasmndz1 2017-01-27

Who is this English school boy in a fat woman who can take a punch.

n/a Monospector 2017-01-27

Dassaflatso!

n/a bellboy1973 2017-01-27

Those biscuits have more morals

n/a Chicken_Buttholes 2017-01-27

OP's mom on the left

n/a idamnedit 2017-01-27

I am sure they are both jam packed with yeast.

n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-01-27

The exploding tube of pre-made rolls

n/a slbad 2017-01-27

I can't seem to see the difference

n/a spen327 2017-01-27

OP's mom on the millennial generation.

n/a jaffarz 2017-01-27

Was this taken back when she was marching for women's rights?

n/a tranthonycumiashow 2017-01-27

No wonder Odell Beckham Jr. didn't talk to get at that fucking party.

n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-27

You live like 12 miles from Denmark. She's in mid-step wearing awful exercise clothing. The fuck is so obscure about it?

n/a lemskroob 2017-01-27

how did you stumple in here? and do you want your dick sucked?

n/a CokeFloatsInMaCup 2017-01-27

That's Opie our savior. He had luscious tits and bullies homeless people.

n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-01-27

Rich Vos will be appearing at the Taj Mahal in Poughkeepsie this Valentine's weekend.

Who wore it better?

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