Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway's stand up act

2  2017-01-26 by crookedmile

7 comments

I'm not going to subject myself to this but I'd like it stated for the record that I would absolutely have sex with this woman, provided I could duct tape her mouth shut.

You didn't have to state that, almost nobody here ever has sex with any women that don't have their mouth shut with duct tape.

And a sock

Women are funny get over it

she actually didn't say vagina... at least not in the first 30 seconds, I doubt anyone has ever made it past that to confirm

I LikE HeR DrEsS

Stand ups get really insecure when it's proven that literally anyone off the street can do their job.