I swear to Christ I saw an illustration of the Scarecrow in an early edition of The Wizard of Oz that looked exactly like Sam does here, even down to the dead expression.
Actually not really. He's claimed because of injuries when he was younger he can't do anything with weights so he does some cardio and occasionally he'll work in kettle bells or resistance training on his legs but that's "all he can do."
Jim should get culturally enriched over at /fit/ and do an AMA about his horrible workouts.
Maybe we'll see BIG JIM in the octagon with Joe Rogan in 2020.
I believe his problem is that he works out with a woman and does woman exercises. Which is not inherently bad, depending on what kind of results you're trying to get. But he also treats the rest of his life like that of an emotionally distraught teenage girl. He doesn't eat nearly enough and treats food like something that gets in the way of him getting the results that he wants instead of looking at food as something that you need for energy and need to feed your muscles and organs. This is just another example of his pathetic addiction bullshit where he can't just do something normal.
Plus, being really skinny as an old person is usually not a good look. It makes all of those wrinkles more prominent. Sure, it sucks getting older and losing muscle and gaining fat, but it is more visually appealing to have some meat on your face and body as opposed to going for the scarecrow look.
Men who claim they can't lift any weights at all because of previous injuries are lying wormish fags destined to have low testosterone counts for the rest of their miserable existence
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n/a RectalWarrior 2017-01-25
I can smell the marinara and AIDS from here
n/a McGowan9 2017-01-25
Pasta and penis would be the ultimate Jimmy diet plan right now.
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-01-25
I swear to Christ I saw an illustration of the Scarecrow in an early edition of The Wizard of Oz that looked exactly like Sam does here, even down to the dead expression.
n/a all_copacetic 2017-01-25
(uncanny)[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a9/98/04/a998046a32c072c413fe12911379663b.jpg]
n/a all_copacetic 2017-01-25
uncanny
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-01-25
I'd love to hear his workout. You know he thinks he knows it all but is doing some horrible shit.
n/a SlamballReunionTour 2017-01-25
Jim's literally been doing jazzercise without the music for like 3 years now
n/a YoBGS 2017-01-25
Actually not really. He's claimed because of injuries when he was younger he can't do anything with weights so he does some cardio and occasionally he'll work in kettle bells or resistance training on his legs but that's "all he can do."
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-25
Who knew you could tear ligaments sucking cock?
n/a Mikekekeke 2017-01-25
He should get some knee pads. Also known as Rest Area Sandals.
n/a Taureg01 2017-01-25
Kind of like all of his alcohol experiences?
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-01-25
Jim should get culturally enriched over at /fit/ and do an AMA about his horrible workouts. Maybe we'll see BIG JIM in the octagon with Joe Rogan in 2020.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-01-25
I believe his problem is that he works out with a woman and does woman exercises. Which is not inherently bad, depending on what kind of results you're trying to get. But he also treats the rest of his life like that of an emotionally distraught teenage girl. He doesn't eat nearly enough and treats food like something that gets in the way of him getting the results that he wants instead of looking at food as something that you need for energy and need to feed your muscles and organs. This is just another example of his pathetic addiction bullshit where he can't just do something normal.
Plus, being really skinny as an old person is usually not a good look. It makes all of those wrinkles more prominent. Sure, it sucks getting older and losing muscle and gaining fat, but it is more visually appealing to have some meat on your face and body as opposed to going for the scarecrow look.
n/a truthie 2017-01-25
For a guy obsessed with breath, he sure has horrid little baked bean teeth.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-01-25
I'm completely torn 50/50 on whether Sam is edited here
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-01-25
Bald_opie is changing him little by little.
n/a donkeydoodoofartbird 2017-01-25
Sam can finally start a fire.
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-01-25
Jim looks fag
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-01-25
Jim's obsession with the treadmill and the stairmaster have caught up with him. He's a gaunt, wormish half man.
n/a JPSouthampton 2017-01-25
me jim and darren sharper used to work out together at american family fitness in short pump, VA
n/a crunchtimestudio 2017-01-25
Men who claim they can't lift any weights at all because of previous injuries are lying wormish fags destined to have low testosterone counts for the rest of their miserable existence
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-01-25
yup
n/a dankfranklin 2017-01-25
Jim is actually annoying to look at.
n/a McGowan9 2017-01-25
Pasta and penis would be the ultimate Jimmy diet plan right now.
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-01-25
Bald_opie is changing him little by little.