Yankee swap?

It's really good?

its not

it was better than most if not all episodes from the past year.

Is that saying much?

No, the bar is very very low

The bar is so low Bob Kelly could jump over it

This is what happened the last time Bob Kelly jumped:.

https://youtu.be/5IKIazZc-a8

No this is what happened last time bob kelly jumped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8XF59mmMyk

I've never seen someone with such severe combination of thin skin, stupidity, and a lack of self awareness.

Well there's this Opie guy I've been hearing about...

He's "Italian Opie".

I heard he worked for the mob.

Well he's pretty good at killing things: the mood, jokes, and soon to be his cunt wife!

I really hope people start referring to him as "Italian Opie" from here on out.

Wopie?

Never heard of im

Think Opie is off the hook after this. This is epic.

We actually see this pretty often. Remember when Jimmy thought... Shithead probably still thinks we are mad he didn't quit and join the cumia network, for example

He also thinks people are still legitimately upset about the Kickstarter perks, as opposed to just shitting on him in general for the entire endeavor.

Whether he likes it or not, OnA subreddit is where a big part of his fanbase is for the most part. Dummy needs to realize that if he hasn't already

I gave him 10 bucks, not really for a perk, just wanted to see if he was able to develop something out of the drek he put out for the preview. I'm not that upset, but present something for the money.

Joe M. Has the temperament of a bitter housewife. Because he is a bitter housewife to his alpha wife.

boy I hope this guy is reading these, lol. Jim and Sam are probably having a field day reading this shit tonight.

He sounds like such a fucking girl

Joe, you suck. That's why we're making fun of you. Everything about you sucks

More like Joe Matar-GEESE, am I right guys??

Lolol ya

Watching a video, no matter where it came from, is never stealing. If i didnt watch that video on youtube i would have never watched it, no revenue is lost there.

This whole thing could have been avoided if Joe's cunt of a wife could have kept her trap shut about Peapod.

Someone in the other thread said GuidOpie which is a perfect description. He has the same stunning lack of awareness/comedic value and a massively inflated sense if self worth. The problem isn't that he's unfunny, boring, and stupid. It's that he truly believes he's funny, interesting, and intelligent.

Well, if Anthony isn't going to make money off of Anthony these days, why shouldn't Joe?

This guy is what opie would be like if he attempted to be a comedian

Sad!

He realized he's not going to be replacing Conan anytime soon because he stinks.

Their bass player was a real jerk in that pharmacy that one time.

Opie and Joe Matarese show would be perfect train wreck. I would call it 2 Butt hurt Dudes

Boooooooooo

Le self-deprecation meme xD

AS hacky as Joe Mataresxe.

I'm a little less hacky plus I acknowledge I'm shit

I'm upset because TEFFT PATTERN deleted my comment with about 90 up-votes on the video telling Joe to kill himself for the betterment of his family.

Also, I can almost guarantee that Jim asked TEFFT PATTERN to delete the comment because it didn't fit Jim's style of humor/attacking someone.

He just seems like such a beta male. I knew nothing about him but watched the video earlier and I'm really surprised he's a comedian at all. Not funny, no confidence, calling out 3 dudes infinitely funnier than him for not being marred or in a relationship? What a homo!

Joe Matarese should of took a time machine and land in a 1980's greasy italian pizza joint where he belongs.

Your best shows should be free, tricking people into checking out the other shows god damn retard.

He should get off the adderall and antidepressants his wife prescribed him. Maybe a little personality will leak out.

And his fake laugh is fucking awful.

Joe - "My wife makes more than me."

Anthony (without missing a beat) - "What, does she work in McDonalds?"

He should have laughed as hard as I did at that joke (and every other one directed at him).

If you'd done that, Joe, and skipped the whole "let's get serious for a minute, guys. You're funnier than me but I'm better at life" interlude, you would have avoided all of this. You dummy.

All this recent interplay with Jimmy & Ant really makes you long for any of these dunderheads to assemble for an actually successful venture

Yes. Jim and Ant, with mulatto Sam steering the ship, would be radio gold.

Sam is a bit too cocky as the hip millennial faggot more 'with it' than geriatric Jim. If you ever saw Jim and Sam visit the Cumia show you would see how Jim and Ant team up with a barrage of 60s-80s movie/pop references that leave Sam entirely out of the conversation. Eventually Sam would give up with the "I'm part of it too" laughter and would just go kind of quiet while they banered about something they know excluded him - Jim and Ant know exactly what they're doing.

In the recent Nick Mullen spot on the JAM show you could tell Jim felt the old fogey out of place while the hip kids talk about editing HTML in chrome and using Adobe Premiere to edit video. This is only going to make Jim more resentful and bitter if it goes on. He'd love to trade antique references with Anthony and make the young intern faggot feel like the up and coming but not quite there yet turd he really is.

I know what you mean but-

"Jim and Ant team up with a barrage of 60s-80s movie/pop references that leave Sam entirely out of the conversation. Eventually Sam would give up with the "I'm part of it too" laughter and would just go kind of quiet while they banered about something they know excluded him"

How is that different from Opie?

At least the chicken tender eating, mulatto kid doesn't scream "HOLD ON, HOLD ON!" or go to a caller every time he feels left behind or treat every joke at his expense as if someone just raped his mother.

Sam is an Opie like figure: He concerns himself with management and his career prospects are confined to the radio host genre. Jim and Ant who comedic personalities who latch onto the bureaucratic efforts of someone less comically talented than they are to do the corporate legwork while they do the real comedy.

True. And he's a bit of a cunt. And his voice and tastes in pop culture/food and bits are horrendous. But he's still nowhere as big of a cunt as Opie. I say this as someone who doesn't, or has never, enjoyed Sam in the new show or on O&A (except occasionally as a pure shit-stirrer.)

Jim and Anthony are radio gold but they work best when there's someone else in there with them. Patrice is dead, CQ isn't going to come in every day, ditto Bob Kelly, Jefferies and Burr are on the west coast. Our best hope is stupid Sam. Even faggit Materese had a good show "steering the ship" with those 2. And they'd be much more likely to bash Sambo than they would Tits.

he was in studio for an hour just so Jim and Sam could tell him "hey you're awful, but keep your online stuff up because we like laughing at people calling you a faggot."

the thing is, he heard "hey you're great, don't sweat the small stuff buddy!"

I had no idea who Joe Matarese was until this week. I already can say though that I hope he gets eaten by a pack of wild dogs. He is not funny and a faggot and should crawl back up his dads urethra

I don't think Joe is a bad guy, just not very bright, and not really capable of playing with the big boys.

Anthony helped us "steal" his show since he started on XM. I've just continued since then. When he started Compound Media I've watched every episode without paying a penny. He's a multimillionaire, he can afford losing a few bucks.

I mean, I knew he was dull as all hell and added absolutely nothing to any of Ant's topics but until I saw this footage on Redbars show I had no idea what a fucking ungrateful baby shit stain he was as well. This could very well be, a difficult situation...

Am I the only one on this subreddit who doesnt give a shit about the drama surrounding this guy? God what I wouldnt give for Anthony to start flirting with a tranny again.

The whole reverse Dr. Katz format of his show stinks to begin with. If he wanted to go that route he should have found three other guys even more boring than him that could commiserate about his mundane dad problems.

The only way a concept like that could work is if the host was a complete fuck up like Doug Stanhope whose life is just one crisis after another. Even then it would wear thin. Guests usually come on shows to talk about themselves.

He thinks we dont understand that he had to pay to produce the show. Too bad, faggot. We dont care.

lol. Learn this fast or pay the price (or i should say, let your quasi-academic "Doctor" wife pay the price)

Put it this way, Matarese should have been more funny.

So cringe worthy. Felt bad for him until the "maybe that's why you're single" line. I'm honestly considering being a comedian now if someone THIS insecure has been doing in for 10 years. How the f did this even happen?

Also, I can almost guarantee that Jim asked TEFFT PATTERN to delete the comment because it didn't fit Jim's style of humor/attacking someone.

Sam is a bit too cocky as the hip millennial faggot more 'with it' than geriatric Jim. If you ever saw Jim and Sam visit the Cumia show you would see how Jim and Ant team up with a barrage of 60s-80s movie/pop references that leave Sam entirely out of the conversation. Eventually Sam would give up with the "I'm part of it too" laughter and would just go kind of quiet while they banered about something they know excluded him - Jim and Ant know exactly what they're doing.

In the recent Nick Mullen spot on the JAM show you could tell Jim felt the old fogey out of place while the hip kids talk about editing HTML in chrome and using Adobe Premiere to edit video. This is only going to make Jim more resentful and bitter if it goes on. He'd love to trade antique references with Anthony and make the young intern faggot feel like the up and coming but not quite there yet turd he really is.

True. And he's a bit of a cunt. And his voice and tastes in pop culture/food and bits are horrendous. But he's still nowhere as big of a cunt as Opie. I say this as someone who doesn't, or has never, enjoyed Sam in the new show or on O&A (except occasionally as a pure shit-stirrer.)

Jim and Anthony are radio gold but they work best when there's someone else in there with them. Patrice is dead, CQ isn't going to come in every day, ditto Bob Kelly, Jefferies and Burr are on the west coast. Our best hope is stupid Sam. Even faggit Materese had a good show "steering the ship" with those 2. And they'd be much more likely to bash Sambo than they would Tits.