He honestly believes he deserves sympathy. The second he gets there he goes into crying about how hard it is to make ends meat being a clown married to a doctor. He doesn't believe that he deserved any of the disgust he produces.
They should've thrown that bitch out of the studio the second he said that he was trying to make a buzz reel to boost his career. Hey faggot, how about you just worry about being funny or entertaining, before you force yourself into our faces.
He's more concerned about making a buzz reel to boost his career.. rather than do 10 minutes of fucking funny jokes to boost his career.. I think I see the problem
This guy is a fucking adult. How does he go on a show like this and not have any embarrassment or shame when going into such a long winded 'woe is me' rant?
I finally got around to watching his Fixing Joe episode. It seems like Joe wanted to launch himself out there as Marc Marin-type, a "ohhh I'm so broke and disfunctional but I'm like really smart and perceptive and I'm gonna have poignant conversations" kind of guy. Then he got upset that three funny guys were BEING FUNNY and not taking his lame premise seriously. Boo hoo. Jim, Artie and Ant gave you an hour of comedy gold. Stop whining.
Anthony and Jim have proven over the years that they can be hilarious while being steered. Artie is more of a wild card but Ant and Jim would have helped the show be the boring pile that he wanted if he had bothered to tell them he had a gimmick.
I'm sure when Louis calls his friends over to shoot a scene where they're playing poker and busting balls, he gives them the heads up that they're filming a scene. Otherwise that would go to shit too.
But Joe did not and what he got was so much more viral than a stupid dating game segment would have been.
He's genuinely delusional and thinks that he's on the same Talent level has Jim, Artie, and Anthony. I think he believes that he can pull off a comedian hosting a Tonight Show like production. That's the whole idea around the fixing Joe thing. He genuinely believes that this will get picked up on TV. All of the psych medications that his wife forced him to go on has taken away his edge, anger, and any quick wit that he had there is nothing left but a beta sense of narcissism.
So let me get something straight, does "fixin Joe" mean Joe is "broken" and we are going to bring people in to talk about what's wrong with Joe and how we can fix him? If so, holy fuck is that self-aggrandizing. No wonder he's so pissed. He thought Jim, Artie and Ant were going to
Come on and talk about Joes depression and make some light hearted jokes about how Joe can do better. What nonsense. This guy really is a delusional fuck.
This guy set his career back 10 years with his incredible inability to read a room or adapt to a situation.
He could have hit it out of the park and brought himself to a whole new level if he crushed it or even maintained on the Artie/Jimmy/Ant show. But instead he carried on like a schoolgirl.
If you're a handsome comedian who has healthy kids, a nice house, and a wife who makes a lot of money, you'd better be funny and throw out punchlines every thirty seconds if you're going to talk about how much your life sucks. Instead of whining about his existence, Joe should get a job at the local 7-11 working the graveyard shift for a couple of months to get some perspective on things. Ant, Artie, and Jim turned a podcast with a terrible premise into the funniest podcast I've heard in a while. Instead of thanking them and rolling with the flow, Joe acted like a whiny baby who wasn't getting his way.
52 comments
n/a Dennyislife 2017-01-24
His "oh i should laugh here" laugh is fucking enraging
n/a RacksDiciprine 2017-01-24
https://i.imgur.com/ahvZfZv.jpg
n/a JusJusRagno 2017-01-24
That looks like "the works" at Pinkberry.
n/a Mr702law 2017-01-24
Now that we know how this went down we know for sure he didn't get screwed on AGT
n/a DickPunchOpie 2017-01-24
"I did this, I did that, I'm on this, I'm Italian." He's pretty unlikable.
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-01-24
He honestly believes he deserves sympathy. The second he gets there he goes into crying about how hard it is to make ends meat being a clown married to a doctor. He doesn't believe that he deserved any of the disgust he produces.
They should've thrown that bitch out of the studio the second he said that he was trying to make a buzz reel to boost his career. Hey faggot, how about you just worry about being funny or entertaining, before you force yourself into our faces.
n/a Tyler9258 2017-01-24
29 years in the business
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-01-24
Been doing radio since he's 18
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-24
A governor, a naaavy seal
n/a lickitoff 2017-01-24
Trying so hard to ignore that you typed...MAKE ENDS MEAT.
n/a passtheshroomtech 2017-01-24
He's more concerned about making a buzz reel to boost his career.. rather than do 10 minutes of fucking funny jokes to boost his career.. I think I see the problem
n/a EskimoEscrow 2017-01-24
Protecting his tweets was a smart marketing move.
n/a boredgeologist 2017-01-24
Ends meat whatdya eating bbq or sumpthin
n/a clay-davis 2017-01-24
It's called a rump roast.
n/a clauge 2017-01-24
Jesus Christ wtf is wrong with this dude? Fucking cry-baby.
n/a 867-5309- 2017-01-24
That's Joe Meterese? I was certain that Jim & Sam were interviewing Kurt Eichenwald about being a victim on Twitter.
n/a TrojanAttorney 2017-01-24
the fact that guy has followers who believe him makes me lose faith in humanity
n/a AzraelApollyon 2017-01-24
This guy is a fucking adult. How does he go on a show like this and not have any embarrassment or shame when going into such a long winded 'woe is me' rant?
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-24
It's because he's mentally ill. People on anti-depressants who have self-awareness are the minority.
n/a passtheshroomtech 2017-01-24
Did he say he was on antidepressants?
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-24
No idea but I assume so. How else has he not gone full Chris Benoit when his life is so difficult?
You sound like one of these mean cyber bullies I keep hearing about. We don't go for that round here.
n/a --DC-- 2017-01-24
around
n/a lowend73 2017-01-24
FULLY MANIACAL CHRIS BENOIT!
n/a Tejanodox 2017-01-24
He said he's on anti-depressants and adderall.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-01-24
He should have on Brian Gilgore.
n/a philtheprince 2017-01-24
I thought it was "Brain"?
n/a Senators86 2017-01-24
I finally got around to watching his Fixing Joe episode. It seems like Joe wanted to launch himself out there as Marc Marin-type, a "ohhh I'm so broke and disfunctional but I'm like really smart and perceptive and I'm gonna have poignant conversations" kind of guy. Then he got upset that three funny guys were BEING FUNNY and not taking his lame premise seriously. Boo hoo. Jim, Artie and Ant gave you an hour of comedy gold. Stop whining.
n/a UpperclassmanKuno 2017-01-24
They gave him a sound thrashing for a good 10 minutes. Everyone saw through his stupid nonsense.
n/a DickPunchOpie 2017-01-24
Anthony and Jim have proven over the years that they can be hilarious while being steered. Artie is more of a wild card but Ant and Jim would have helped the show be the boring pile that he wanted if he had bothered to tell them he had a gimmick.
I'm sure when Louis calls his friends over to shoot a scene where they're playing poker and busting balls, he gives them the heads up that they're filming a scene. Otherwise that would go to shit too.
But Joe did not and what he got was so much more viral than a stupid dating game segment would have been.
n/a Eternalforms 2017-01-24
Artie Lange is the only reason any one knows who Joe Materese is.
n/a SteelyD80 2017-01-24
He's having Jim and Sam critique his twitter comebacks...
sigh
n/a clauge 2017-01-24
His fake laugh is infuriating.
n/a Jaeromaru 2017-01-24
How is he broke if he's married to a doctor?
n/a AngeloMacon 2017-01-24
She's a PhD, not an MD. Still, she sounds pretty successful, head of a university department.
n/a lickitoff 2017-01-24
Then she's not a doctor. She has a doctorate.
n/a Taureg01 2017-01-24
It's expensive to live in Albany and pay to fly to all your own "gigs".
n/a tonydogs 2017-01-24
Joe needs to get a real fucking job. Without an income his wife will never respect him. Perhaps UPS is hiring? I smell sitcom.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-01-24
He isn't fat enough for a King of Queens reboot.
n/a Belchides 2017-01-24
Joe Derosa Joe Matarese Brother Joe
What's wrong with Joes?
n/a lemskroob 2017-01-24
nothin' wrong with a good container of joe in the mornin on the way to the job site, right fellas?
n/a grocery_man 2017-01-24
Joe DeVito.
n/a RichHeads 2017-01-24
He's genuinely delusional and thinks that he's on the same Talent level has Jim, Artie, and Anthony. I think he believes that he can pull off a comedian hosting a Tonight Show like production. That's the whole idea around the fixing Joe thing. He genuinely believes that this will get picked up on TV. All of the psych medications that his wife forced him to go on has taken away his edge, anger, and any quick wit that he had there is nothing left but a beta sense of narcissism.
n/a Mr702law 2017-01-24
So let me get something straight, does "fixin Joe" mean Joe is "broken" and we are going to bring people in to talk about what's wrong with Joe and how we can fix him? If so, holy fuck is that self-aggrandizing. No wonder he's so pissed. He thought Jim, Artie and Ant were going to Come on and talk about Joes depression and make some light hearted jokes about how Joe can do better. What nonsense. This guy really is a delusional fuck.
n/a cosko 2017-01-24
tsss I thought they were makin coffee or somethin
n/a Tejanodox 2017-01-24
Is there anything more useless than a comedian on anti-depressants?
n/a Dick_donger 2017-01-24
A comedian in "recovery".
n/a KillinItForUsToday 2017-01-24
You guys don't think his laugh is very natural and good to hear??
n/a DAGRIT5 2017-01-24
who the fuck is Joe Matarese? I havnt been following this downward shitfuck for a while now. Im guessing some podcaster feuding with someone on xm?
quick update anyone? tnx
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-01-24
This guy set his career back 10 years with his incredible inability to read a room or adapt to a situation.
He could have hit it out of the park and brought himself to a whole new level if he crushed it or even maintained on the Artie/Jimmy/Ant show. But instead he carried on like a schoolgirl.
n/a theDiReW0lf 2017-01-24
He didn't care about the crowd or them. He felt like he put in his time doing doing their shows and it's his turn. Basically he was Hillary Clinton.
n/a AntsCamera 2017-01-24
Another fucking baby who calls themselves a comic.
He needs baby oil for his chapped asshole.
I liked how Jim said to just take the fucking lumps and move on.
Jim knows a little something about how to deal with hostile fans and still come out more liked than hated in the end.
Joe is a butthurt cuck, and if he is this fucking softskinned then maybe this comedy thing is not for him.
n/a Peter_______________ 2017-01-24
Joe is as inept and sensitive as Rich Vos, with 1/1000 comedic timing.
n/a MattressBoy 2017-01-24
If you're a handsome comedian who has healthy kids, a nice house, and a wife who makes a lot of money, you'd better be funny and throw out punchlines every thirty seconds if you're going to talk about how much your life sucks. Instead of whining about his existence, Joe should get a job at the local 7-11 working the graveyard shift for a couple of months to get some perspective on things. Ant, Artie, and Jim turned a podcast with a terrible premise into the funniest podcast I've heard in a while. Instead of thanking them and rolling with the flow, Joe acted like a whiny baby who wasn't getting his way.
n/a theDiReW0lf 2017-01-24
Whiny baby? Those fucks were on HIS show and they couldn't have a real conversation.
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-24
It's because he's mentally ill. People on anti-depressants who have self-awareness are the minority.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-01-24
He should have on Brian Gilgore.
n/a lickitoff 2017-01-24
Then she's not a doctor. She has a doctorate.