Pedophile does the Uncle Paul "sssshure"

75  2017-01-23 by [deleted]

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That's a great uncle Paul. And he said it twice. Good catch, sir 🖒

he's got that Uncle Paul impression down, right down to the kiddie diddling

Sssssssssshuuuuuuuah... let's get in the wattah.. make some splaaaashes...

one of us appears at 28:47

Not fat enough to be one of us.

tss only fing fat about me's my fawkin PECKAH

The lisp brings him into the fold.

The charges were dropped but they still ran the stupid thing. Whatever.

Buncha' LIARS!

Lol is that you??

Damn, thought we found the reason Knickers was sent up to the poop-chute-abuse center

That's actually fucking hysterical

He kind of looks like Danny too

he keeps trying to make jokes with hanson and its so funny watching hanson react

When he calls him "Chris" like him and Chris Hansen are friends was my favorite part.

This dude is hilarious.

He seems like a good dude, man...he even brought weed. I forgive him.

I fuck him if I was a supple youth

That dude wont be smoking that anytime soon hahahahaha

right? right?

(cause hes in jail for kid touching)

This was a later episode. Every predator that got a lawyer went free after the first few because they were able to argue entrapment.

nah he didn't serve any time...plus all his chat wasn't as creepy as most it seems like he really just wanted to get high and watch family guy with someone and he was too desperate to care about her being 14. Plus dude...casey was a hot decoy. I'm not saying it was okay, but he's not Anth or anything.

don't you dare make me feel bad for this guy :(

Those were the days...

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

I love Casey

She looked so damn good but she aged like fucking milk.

https://twitter.com/CaseyMauro/status/618086231444819968

Looks like the years really took their toll on her.

Oh cawd. She looks like a granola bar.

Coalburner

EVERYONE IN SHOW BUSINESS IS OBSESSED WITH BLACK FETISH

This is what we call a jump in logic gang

That's a girl in her 20s? The eye bags. The forehead wrinkles. There's some heavy drug use or fucked up genetics or something going on there.

Wonder if Lorne checks her twitter these days

I'd fuckuh.

Holy fuuuuck that's cringie.

My favorite are the foreign Indian men. If I remember that was in California, that shit was funny as fuck. All their bios where computer techs lmao

Wasn't that the guy who wanted to fuck the cat

IT wasn't just one, it wasn't like 3 in a row thinking that they were gonna have a good fun time with some 12 year old

Oh dare he allow her to touch him if she consents...

Kys tbh fam smh

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you really notice a trend with these guys, they always have this child-like innocent about them, like when Chris walks in the reaction is equivalent of walking in on a 6 year old taking cookies before dinner. They're never tough guys.

This show will never get fucking old.

oh boy does he have that down. almost thought i was listening to jimmy

Not fat enough to be one of us.

The charges were dropped but they still ran the stupid thing. Whatever.

That's actually fucking hysterical

Kys tbh fam smh

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When he calls him "Chris" like him and Chris Hansen are friends was my favorite part.

This dude is hilarious.

I fuck him if I was a supple youth

Those were the days...

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

That dude wont be smoking that anytime soon hahahahaha

right? right?

(cause hes in jail for kid touching)

don't you dare make me feel bad for this guy :(