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n/a baraksobamas 2017-01-21
Frequently
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-01-21
I have had other men's shit on my penis, but never my own.
n/a AntsCamera 2017-01-21
Not directly. I would have to shit while doing a handstand, and hope it can make the dangerous trek across my balls to the homeland.
I prefer to scoop it out my ass with 4 fingers, and draw war paint on myself like a native American.
Then I smear it on my dick.
n/a DeepJoeRogan 2017-01-21
This was a wonderful answer. The kind of detail I was hoping for. Thank you
n/a SeckaPuckaRevival 2017-01-21
Well occasionally late at night Ill squeeze out a fart to avoid getting up, spray liquid shit across my bed, not notice and roll around in it till I wake up. Would that qualify?
Yes it woukd.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-01-21
I went to look at some shit I got on the paper the other night and got it on my dick by accident
n/a Aemon12 2017-01-21
Oh I always shit on my cock whenever I suck myself off. It tastes better that way.
n/a rahtin 2017-01-21
No, but I roll it up into tiny little balls and shove them into my pisshole with a q-tip
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n/a baraksobamas 2017-01-21
Frequently
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-01-21
I have had other men's shit on my penis, but never my own.
n/a AntsCamera 2017-01-21
Not directly. I would have to shit while doing a handstand, and hope it can make the dangerous trek across my balls to the homeland.
I prefer to scoop it out my ass with 4 fingers, and draw war paint on myself like a native American.
Then I smear it on my dick.
n/a DeepJoeRogan 2017-01-21
This was a wonderful answer. The kind of detail I was hoping for. Thank you
n/a SeckaPuckaRevival 2017-01-21
Well occasionally late at night Ill squeeze out a fart to avoid getting up, spray liquid shit across my bed, not notice and roll around in it till I wake up. Would that qualify?
n/a DeepJoeRogan 2017-01-21
Yes it woukd.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-01-21
I went to look at some shit I got on the paper the other night and got it on my dick by accident
n/a Aemon12 2017-01-21
Oh I always shit on my cock whenever I suck myself off. It tastes better that way.
n/a rahtin 2017-01-21
No, but I roll it up into tiny little balls and shove them into my pisshole with a q-tip