Do you guys ever shit on your own cock?

0  2017-01-21 by [deleted]

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Frequently

I have had other men's shit on my penis, but never my own.

Not directly. I would have to shit while doing a handstand, and hope it can make the dangerous trek across my balls to the homeland.

I prefer to scoop it out my ass with 4 fingers, and draw war paint on myself like a native American.

Then I smear it on my dick.

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Well occasionally late at night Ill squeeze out a fart to avoid getting up, spray liquid shit across my bed, not notice and roll around in it till I wake up. Would that qualify?

Yes it woukd.

I went to look at some shit I got on the paper the other night and got it on my dick by accident

Oh I always shit on my cock whenever I suck myself off. It tastes better that way.

No, but I roll it up into tiny little balls and shove them into my pisshole with a q-tip