What would this confused retard be doing with his life if he wasn't 6' 7" ?

23  2017-01-21 by [deleted]

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He'd be selling phony real estate to the elderly out of a run down boiler room office in Newark.

limo driver.

I love how he is looking into the camera in every picture knowing that he is going to be shit on for carrying fatsos feed bag (purse.)

Probably still be a cop

Makes you wonder how many lives of whistleblowers he destroyed in IA before he got ratted out for telling pedophile jokes while moonlighting.

"Giant retard cock, spectacular!" Patrice O'Neal. I concur.

I hate this ham faced, lying, stealing (jokes and clothes) piece of filth

oh wow... I actually feel so embarrassed for club soda here...

So what is the joke large Amy is going for?

I don't think she even knows.

I don't think he is 6' 7". I'm 6' 7". I'm guessing he is like 6' 4", but just weird looking and gamgly, which makes you think he is taller than he is.

After standing next to Kenny and being 6'1 he's def. 6'7. Even better is if u watch the Norton/Jesse fight, Jesse stands over Kenny

How does Jesse stand over someone 6'7" when he's 6'4"?

dassabitdoe?

Maybe you are really 5' 10"

By the way, no one is intimidated by a old, skinny-fat simpleton with a 9th degree belt in Rex Kwon Do. I loved how they all played up how "scary" and "dangerous" he was.

Ehhh. I wouldn't totally discount is suburb. It is right outside of Newark and is racially/ethnically heterogenous. I'm sure he has had enough run-ins. Can't be Mayberry. Can someone from NJ confirm?

I should say, however, that he looks very unathletic and has no chin. That can be said for at least 95% of all cops, though. Even on steroids, they're generally poor physical specimens.

Really big guys generally aren't very good fighters (there's exceptions of course). Because of their size, nobody ever messed with them so they never built up the aggression to fight people, or learned how to take a punch from someone bigger than them. It's also why most of them are calm as fuck, while short guys can be very hostile.

Most of the really dangerous people in history have been average to below average height.

Disclaimer: I swear I'm not a midget from the short faggot subreddit.

Why the fuck are they wearing orange jump suits?!!!!

Orange is the new fat

Orange is the color of the anti gun folks and piggy is very anti gun.

Wheel of fortune, Sally Ride, Amy Schumer (please commit) suicide...

binman, street sweeper, kebab vendor, laundromat worker, cab driver, tomato can, bum, zamboni operator

Real grassroots non-corporate woman power event with the fucking backstage Woman's March card on her lanyard. Someone bring this piggy to market already.

Those broads should be protesting kenny. The dude is a piece of shit. Gimme a break. What a bunch of dumb whores.

It's a women's empowerment march, or whatever, and she needs a man to protect her?

Clearly these women have never heard his standup.

Associate of the year at the box factory.

Michelin tire company got a new mascot in orange.Kenny should be castrated.

I saw Rachel Feinstein at the cellar a few weeks ago. I'd give her Jewish cunt a great nazi-ing.

I'm a ghostbuster GH.

What is this, some sort of VIP access to a protest? she gets to bring her bodyguard? Do regular women get to do that? And she and her friends have badges around their necks like they're at Bonnaroo. What a pleasant way to protest that must be.

funny thing is she's so anti-gun meanwhile she has a giant retard carrying one next to her. hypocrisy...