We were O&A fans. That doesn't make us Opie fans. Opie and Anthony together were a good team, but only because the combination allowed Anthony's humor to come through, especially when Jim was there. Ant on his own sucks, but Opie always sucked.
HE'S TALKING ABOUT BAM MARGERA EVERYONE, THAT'S THE JOKE AND THAT'S WHAT HE'S IMPLYING. IF YOU UNDERSTAND REAL COMEDY LIKE OPIE THEN YOU WILL GET IT, IF NOT THEN YOURE NOTHING
Ok, gloves are off. I'm just calling you a retard.
Also, you have multiple grammar mistakes in your reply. For instance, when you combine "It is" you put "It's" (little mistake at the start of your sentence).
Well I am glad your using proper grammar at least. Remember consonant SOUND takes the an, such as "you're an imbecile"..please read a book and get out of community college.
sniff I studied comedy, contemplated it, dissected and critiqued it. It's almost like I've developed a sixth sense for knowing if a comedian "has it" ya know?
He claims that while they were off the air, he spent two years traveling around the country to watch them. For the last 20 years, he's been surrounded by some of the funniest men of the last couple generations. He's called men like Colin Quinn, Gilbert Gottfried, and Louis CK (when he was funny) "friends."
It makes no sense. What does confession have to do with tweeting? If the joke is that his tweets are shameful, he should be saying, "forgive me father, for I have tweeted," which is still painfully unfunny but makes sense.
I imagine opie normally goes to bed at 11 every night but he needed to prove the haters wrong so he spent 4 hours thinking of a joke and this is what he shit out. probably went to bed satisfied thinking "I brought Ant up" delusional fuck
Oh my God. I was wondering why this made no sense, and I just realized what he did. He 100% mixed up "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. It has been X since my last confession," with "It's been X since my last drink," at AA meetings.
91 comments
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-01-21
I feel like the 12 people who favourited that should be euthanised.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-01-21
Opie fans should be hunted for sport.
n/a RichHeads 2017-01-21
The thing that should keep us all up at night is the fact that at one point we were all Opie fans.
n/a lord_minidisc 2017-01-21
Speak for yourself you dumb faggot.
n/a RichHeads 2017-01-21
Wow self-realization doesn't fly to well around here.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-21
Don't go holding a mirror up to our lives you little faggot!
n/a rottenseed 2017-01-21
Opie fans are typically big faggots
n/a stonedtiger101 2017-01-21
According to dr steve
n/a stonedtiger101 2017-01-21
Ugly queer.
n/a stonedtiger101 2017-01-21
You ugly queer. Get out
n/a K33PSUMMRSAYFE 2017-01-21
We were O&A fans. That doesn't make us Opie fans. Opie and Anthony together were a good team, but only because the combination allowed Anthony's humor to come through, especially when Jim was there. Ant on his own sucks, but Opie always sucked.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-21
We can even toss the whole "for sport" part out of that statement and it still is 100 percent correct.
n/a georgie_best 2017-01-21
get rid of "fans" too
n/a stonedtiger101 2017-01-21
The least dangerous game
n/a allenricketts 2017-01-21
You can't euthanize bots
n/a Jokkijokk 2017-01-21
We should probably start to worry about the Opie-bots because i feel a terminator situation is afoot
n/a stonedtiger101 2017-01-21
You CAN euthanize opie. He needs it
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-01-21
They're truckers who only fuck eachother in Diner showers. Nothing to worry about.
n/a kevin121312 2017-01-21
WOW. And he felt the need to tweet that at 3am
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-21
Probably up changing his 6 yr old daughters diaper
n/a littledodgymaybe 2017-01-21
Sure, "his".
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-21
*bams
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-21
super bam cucked dopie super hard!
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-21
HE'S TALKING ABOUT BAM MARGERA EVERYONE, THAT'S THE JOKE AND THAT'S WHAT HE'S IMPLYING. IF YOU UNDERSTAND REAL COMEDY LIKE OPIE THEN YOU WILL GET IT, IF NOT THEN YOURE NOTHING
n/a SavioVegaGuy 2017-01-21
Oh, I was worried for a second.
n/a MouseCunt 2017-01-21
Hudson is Bam's biological son. The waterhead is Opie's.
n/a The-Lunger 2017-01-21
Hey breaking into double digit likes is a vuuurry big deal for him. Trust me....trust me.
n/a PassProtect15 2017-01-21
What's worse is that he probably scheduled that tweet to go up at 3am. Less competition at that hour
n/a satsamsit 2017-01-21
It just came in fresh from Prepburger.
n/a Belchides 2017-01-21
Opie should join his father.
n/a HugininuM 2017-01-21
Fred 'hands at 10 and 2' Hughes
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-01-21
What a "social studies teacher" joke.
n/a KingDonaldTrump 2017-01-21
Brutal
n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-01-21
This is really awful, but this was tweeted tomorrow?
n/a xaway3 2017-01-21
The Opester was always ahead of his time, brotherman
n/a turnthemaround 2017-01-21
Are you a r-word? OP obviously is obviously in a different timezone.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-21
Redundant question. There's really no other explanation.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-01-21
If people don't understand that The Virus is spreading across the world, you're right, they're r-words.
n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-01-21
** AN r-word, stupid....And what timezone would that be? Its not even 2 am in China you incredible dumbass
n/a turnthemaround 2017-01-21
Ok, let's write it out like you suggested. "Are you AN retard?"
Does that make any sense, you r-word?
n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-01-21
Its grammar rules stupid...are you an r-word, are you a retard...Someone didn't go to a good school
n/a turnthemaround 2017-01-21
Ok, gloves are off. I'm just calling you a retard.
Also, you have multiple grammar mistakes in your reply. For instance, when you combine "It is" you put "It's" (little mistake at the start of your sentence).
n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-01-21
Well I am glad your using proper grammar at least. Remember consonant SOUND takes the an, such as "you're an imbecile"..please read a book and get out of community college.
n/a joonyourmnt 2017-01-21
You got the second use of "you're" correct but not the first.
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-01-21
FAWKIN HOMERUN
DIS GUYS GOOD
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-21
sniff I studied comedy, contemplated it, dissected and critiqued it. It's almost like I've developed a sixth sense for knowing if a comedian "has it" ya know?
n/a opi3dope 2017-01-21
That made me tight in the chest.
n/a ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-01-21
gynecomastia can be a bitch
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-21
gynecomastia can make you a bitch
n/a Yakovpiscopo 2017-01-21
This man studies stand up comics
n/a piggyboi 2017-01-21
He claims that while they were off the air, he spent two years traveling around the country to watch them. For the last 20 years, he's been surrounded by some of the funniest men of the last couple generations. He's called men like Colin Quinn, Gilbert Gottfried, and Louis CK (when he was funny) "friends."
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-21
Even Louis knows he's losing "the funny" starting to make depressing tv shows
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-01-21
He's funot I
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-01-21
Whats with his pic now on twitter? Trying to look like Brother Joe?
n/a truthie 2017-01-21
As lame as it is, this is still far too clever to be an original Opie thought.
n/a dom6502 2017-01-21
There's nothing remotely clever about that.
n/a truthie 2017-01-21
Agreed. I'm judging it on an Opie scale.
n/a truthie 2017-01-21
Yeah agreed, I'm judging it on an Opie scale.
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-01-21
You folded like a tent.
n/a truthie 2017-01-21
You folded like a peckah.
n/a PeteFo 2017-01-21
It's clearly not phrased like anything he's every written or said, so I'm sure is not his.
n/a americanmook 2017-01-21
He learned setup punch, but still doesn't know what punchline really means.
n/a panjshirlion 2017-01-21
It makes no sense. What does confession have to do with tweeting? If the joke is that his tweets are shameful, he should be saying, "forgive me father, for I have tweeted," which is still painfully unfunny but makes sense.
n/a xaway3 2017-01-21
Once again, Gregg vaguely senses humor but can't quit put his finger on it.
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-01-21
He's the comedy version of a paranormal investigator, the sensors go off, but nothing of substance is actually recorded.
n/a jjno1 2017-01-21
HUMOURLESS
n/a Rushguy 2017-01-21
Oh dear god
n/a RichHeads 2017-01-21
It is astonishing to me that this man gained a significant amount of wealth by being part of a comedy radio show.
n/a Spokker 2017-01-21
Even Sam had a better Trump joke. Jesus Christ this fucking hack.
n/a kanizzo88 2017-01-21
Was this in the funny mofos daily?
n/a piggyboi 2017-01-21
Car crash car crash car crash car crash
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-01-21
Hopefully.
n/a AntsCamera 2017-01-21
AHHAHAHAAHHHHAHAAHAAA
That fucking Opie is a hoot!
n/a suchanjv 2017-01-21
OppI iS fUnnY!
AAPRAAHLL FAAHLS!
n/a wicked_crayfish 2017-01-21
Swinging for the mother fucking fences.
n/a justneedtologin 2017-01-21
At this point if Opie tweets something that I even understand I'm impressed. This was a resounding success by that measure. Good on him.
n/a winkleham 2017-01-21
This guy's FAWKIN' good
n/a Taureg01 2017-01-21
I hope Opie gets deported and sent to gitmo
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-21
That's the least funny thing I have seen all day, and I've had some faggot following me around reddit posting mean things about me all day.
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-21
you got another one faggot
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-21
Drats, now my day is really ruined. Thanks a lot!
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-21
FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOT
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-21
This is too much, I am making a new account!
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-21
heheh got em good
n/a TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-01-21
It will never cease to amaze me how unfunny he is. Just don't say anything you boob.
n/a lowend73 2017-01-21
It would be ironic if Tit's realized that he was referring to himself and did it as a self-depreciating joke. Alas, he is a meaty chested zilch so no.
n/a obamabeblacknshiet 2017-01-21
You've just been Op'ed!
n/a boydave777 2017-01-21
I've HAD it!!!! Why is this dude not selling out stadiums?!
n/a VicDumb 2017-01-21
Oof... He probably went to Trump's twitter to fact check and everything...
n/a the_opester 2017-01-21
Fawkin home run tits
n/a Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-01-21
"roll into the confessional"? such a fucking douche that picture kills me
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-21
I imagine opie normally goes to bed at 11 every night but he needed to prove the haters wrong so he spent 4 hours thinking of a joke and this is what he shit out. probably went to bed satisfied thinking "I brought Ant up" delusional fuck
n/a panjshirlion 2017-01-21
Oh my God. I was wondering why this made no sense, and I just realized what he did. He 100% mixed up "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. It has been X since my last confession," with "It's been X since my last drink," at AA meetings.
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-01-21
Jesus. Thanks for digging that out. Tits is the worst.
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-01-21
Writing "Trump" and "tweet" in the same message does not make it a punchline, you fucking douchebag.
Mentioning a singular trait that a famous person is known for without any added humorous or satirical perspective/point. What the fuck are you doing?
n/a Treet_Yourself 2017-01-21
Be more funny.....
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-01-21
got no channel fa la la la la la
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-21
Even Louis knows he's losing "the funny" starting to make depressing tv shows
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-21
Drats, now my day is really ruined. Thanks a lot!
n/a stonedtiger101 2017-01-21
According to dr steve