Hate to ask...

0  2017-01-21 by [deleted]

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I made a new account the other day and it asked for my number, I gave it cuz I don't give a shit what happens, but I couldn't find a way around it. It used to not do that. I had only sent one tweet, too.

I'm trying to use these free sms sites, but Twitter seems hip to that. I'll probably be locked out for the night and should just give up.

But I also want to just go to a 7-11 and buy a burner phone as a matter of principle.

Why does it matter if they have your number? When I initially made the account I only tweeted a school asking if they had a holiday, then I got that message that I need to have a number. I was checking up to see if my little brother had school that day, but I think they may have thought I had more nefarious reasons for asking.

You rape kids

Yeah, butif that's not why I tweeted them.

They know the truth.

Can we pause our love of kid fucking around here for five minutes to finally get something important done?!

Czech out Stiffly Stifferson over here.

I don't let my enthusiasm get in the way of business at hand.

Kid fucking is our business.

"It's a dirty job, but someones got to do it."

*Camera cuts to Mike Rowe fervently rogering a kid in a white panel van behind the schoolyard

It's not a dirty job. It is the cleanest, best pleasure.

Shuuuuurrrrre. Eh-heh, eh-heh.

I hope you post the results. Also I believe Shia Laboof has followers too

You can just use one of those burner messenger apps for your phone that gives you a temporary number. Google Voice also gives you a temporary number that accepts texts.

You can't actually get around giving your phone number if your computer/location has been flagged for needing one. Facebook is the same way.

I'm trying to use these free sms sites, but Twitter seems hip to that. I'll probably be locked out for the night and should just give up.

But I also want to just go to a 7-11 and buy a burner phone as a matter of principle.

Kid fucking is our business.