[Serious]Heard some upsetting news from a relative of Lady Di

4  2017-01-20 by Wellshiteinabucket

I was informed that she is in fact a great big fat woman.

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Was she about a size 14?

She helped me get some furniture in my van a few days ago.

I bet she's stick thin now she's been off the booze since October 2015

I was in the hospital for 8 days once and lost like 15 lbs from not drinking. I mean, I also didn't eat much besides pain pills, but I'm surprised I didn't gain weight from not shitting the entire time I was in there. That first dump when I got out felt like I shat a thorny tree trunk.

You could cut her stomach open and Natty Ice would bleed out.

You could cut her anything and Natty Ice would leak out.

A Natty Ice Buffaler.

About 3-fiddy