r/opieandanthony: Trumps first day in the big job and he's already taken Opie's channel away from him

Trumps first day in the big job and he's already taken Opie's channel away from him

107 2017-01-20 by Dennyislife

He really is going to do great job isn't he

37 comments

n/a baraksobamas 2017-01-20

Get the chisels ready at Mt. Rushmore.

n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-20

They should chisel Bane in too while they're up there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkmsHm0Ejf0

n/a baraksobamas 2017-01-20

Bane was not prez

n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-20

They are actually the same person: http://www.infostormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/decom_TrumpBane_56ea0da7ad4a2.jpg

n/a baraksobamas 2017-01-20

That was just a Halloween costume

n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-20

I'm easily fooled.

n/a truthie 2017-01-20

Wow, award for least funny comment thread of all time goes to...

n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-20

Good thing you came and turned things around with that comment.

n/a truthie 2017-01-20

Noticing a thing sucks is far superior to being the thing that sucks. Sorry to break it to you, you humorless fuck.

n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-20

Is that all, or do you have a short lecture series explaining the theory of message board humor?

n/a truthie 2017-01-20

You can forget the message board part, you are clearly unfunny at a fundamental level.

n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-20

you are clearly unfunny at a fundamental level.

You are clearly mad at a fundamental level.

n/a truthie 2017-01-20

What a bizarre assesment.

n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-20

Yep, mad.

n/a AntsCamera 2017-01-20

Well he did say he was going to make America great again.

I say Trump lived up to his promise.

n/a Aemon12 2017-01-20

Opie lost his channel during Obama's last days. Trump does not get the credit for this great act.

n/a itrits 2017-01-20

They're two completely unrelated events, idiot.

n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-01-20

Bad execution. A literal Jim can't insult somebody, the character is too nice. A literal Jim goes, "Oh I think those events are completely unrelated."

n/a itrits 2017-01-20

I was going with the 'gets irrationally angry guy' angle, but it looks like it didn't go over.

n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-20

Because Opie ends his sentences with "idiot".

n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-01-20

"fuckface"

n/a King_Groovy 2017-01-20

period.

n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-01-20

I'd like to give Trump's daughter a smooch on her heiny, I'd even settle for the weird looking one with the bug-eyes

n/a McGowan9 2017-01-20

Dude, he's 10 years old, what's the matter with you.

n/a im_not 2017-01-20

Are you kidding? The chubby faced one is by far the slam pig of the bunch.

n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-01-20

I have a strange fetish for Ukrainian girls with blue eyes and round faces. I'm not sure what kind of eastern european twat that one fell out of, but I enjoy it.

n/a im_not 2017-01-20

Not strange at all. Who wouldn't wanna dump some cum into those, right gang?

n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-20

Ukranian bitches are #1.

n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-01-20

I've had a few of them now. I just want to marry one, have her wear a babushka, tend to my cabbage and herd geese around the yard with a stick. It's tough in America, I'm not only racist against skin-color, I'm racist against 75% of white people until I know what your ethnic background is. I'm from Irish, Polish and Czech blood (all post 1930 immigrants) certainly not the superior race, but there are some wayyy shittier ones I don't want to put my cum in.

n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-20

I'm mostly German, so I am thinking a Japanese chick so we can have a nice little Axis of Evil baby that grows up to be surprisingly good at designing and engineering cars. Before anyone asks, Italians are out of the question because they are garbage people. They call tomato sauce gravy for fucks sake, what a bunch of stupid assholes.

n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-01-20

My god, I like your logic sir. I love gooker cars now too. I was always a GM guy until I owned a few Hondas and realized you could take a diarrhea-dump in the oil pan and get 10k miles out of it. I dated an Italian girl for 3 years, she would start fights because she was "so badass" but it always ended with a female friend pulling her away, then 2-3 guys (who were friends with the bitch she started the fight with) kicking the fuck out of me as she was a spectator at this point. Not a huge fan of Germans, but it's a good potato salad, and my Mennonite friends come from German cum. So welcome aboard friend!

n/a HookerMouth82 2017-01-20

Polish is bottom of the barrel when it comes to white people, and potato niggers aren't even white at all.

n/a bushwater 2017-01-20

Tiffany Trump is horrible. When I was in college, I totally would have cum in her though...which makes me uncle Paul. Yaaay

n/a Patmcpsu 2017-01-20

All's wall that ends wall

n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-20

dis guys gud

n/a NihilistKnight 2017-01-20

Booooooooooo...

n/a philtheprince 2017-01-20

And he's gonna make Stern pay for it.