The official portrait of Opie's big juicy tits should be the #1 most upvoted post in reddit's history.

784  2017-01-20 by [deleted]

42 comments

This a desperate nigga move

Let's get it on the fucking frontpage, people! This could bring Opie's tits to the masses

There are only 16k subscribers to this place and I'd wager that a majority of those are the same dozen users' novelty accounts. We don't have the numbers.

Management is not happy with the numbahs?

We've gotten to /r/all a few times, it's hilarious watching the people unaware wonder what this place is about.

I've browsed around here. This is a legitimate hats sub.

Lmao, I remember that thread. Beautiful.

Oh man that made me laugh.

reddit got a nigga doing push-ups ta-day

reddit got a nigga...

...doing push-ups today

Of course we have to be "different" than the rest of reddit and call you a faggot for trying this.

Oooh, we so different and edgy, we don't go for gay reddit shit around here, watch out!

Oof.

wehwff wehwff

We are unique individual non conformist here

Only about 250k votes to go

well as of right now there about 250 people on the sub, so if we all recruit 1000 people each it should be a cakewalk.

You mean cakestomp right?

tsssss

yeah lets get them "viral".

If only we knew of somebody who personally employed a company that gets things to go viral...

How's those numbers!

breddy good

probably about 44DD

Opie is the guy at the gym who sits around the locker room making eyes at all the guys getting ready to work out.

Remember that guy Jim would always talk about who was a creep in the locker room? Always acting like he was on his phone but likely trying to take pictures? Jim would get so mad at that guy until he realized it was just a mirror he was looking into.

Turns out Jim was actually the creep, what a surprise.

Grasping for upvotes huh?

If you think this sub has enough heat to get something to the front page, you as big a delusional ass as he is.

It's happened before.

All these subreddits stealing the donalds thing you unoriginal fucks. Do something better.

Make Opie Viral again should be this sub reddits slogan. The guy needs a career boost. We can help him. He's said and done enough for him to go cake stomp viral again.

you're an upvote whore and you deserve to be spit on, but I'm gonna give you an upvote out of principle

i got more than i can swallow on this one

First and last time you'll ever say that

you've already started the job, you will keep swallowing until tit's tits are on the front page of reddit you fucking whore

"One day I decided that came should not be stomped. It should be eaten..."

You mis-conjugated "come"

peckas

Is that a nipple reveal?

Dassanicerack

"CAUSE IF YA SEEN ONE FAG THEN YA SEEN EM ALLLLL!" Gangsta Fag

"Gangsta Fag yo!"

"I saw that he was HAAAARD so I peeped his CAAARD! "

"I saw that he was HAAAARD so I peeped his CAAARD! "

peckas