Hold on...so Tits takes a regular shit on mgmt, cries like a bitch on air, and basically abandons his show at the end of his contract

16  2017-01-20 by lickitoff

...cause he thinks he's a master at getting what he wants. And he has the balls to pretend he's the victim when the company gives the channel to someone else?

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yes

isn't this the guy who took 2 weeks in october and tried to negotiate a contract from the beach, while jimmy did the show? maybe management had enough of his shit.

tss maybe the beach had enuff of his shit too

Why couldn't that wave have killed him 6 years ago?

Or that French scuba diver that he fought underwater.

Opie is a pretty big wheel at Sirius.

MGMT: Jeff come sit down. Opie: It's Opie sir, i've worked here for 10 years. MGMT: You have?

Oqie: sniff You're letting me go?? After 12 years, "so long, good luck"?

MGMT: I don't recall saying "good luck".

Nice Simpsons reference.

Opie cant even draw Dignity

I can't wait 'till management tells Tits: "It's a door; use it!", and then Tits has to borrow a feeling.

"sniff...YOU WANT ME TO SHOW THIS TO THA CAT, AND HAVE THA FAAAAHKIN CAT TELL YOU WHAT THA FUCK IT IS?! CAAAUSE THE CAT'LL GET IT...sniff...SO YKNOW...WHATEVER...

"You're a grand old flag, you're a high-flying flag........"

Lynsi: "Im sorry I'm not as smart as you Opie...we didnt all go to Geneseo State"

MGMT: So what is it exactly that you do around here...Opie?

I'm a people person dammit!

Cue the shitty video we get to read in pieces. "I told management these were my conditions to stay" *Wave washes in "They couldn't meet my demands" *Wave washes in "Stay tuned for BIG news" *Wave washes in .... shadow of large titted male hanging from noose.

ProTip: Opie Sucks.

lets all remember that when he signed in october he only got a 1 year contract and will most likely be either offered even less money than he his now, a shorter contract or just dumped completely and then make it seem like it was his idea

Wease will probably be dead by then, he can take over Rochester.

The ol two year contract doesn't work so good when management doesn't want you to begin with.

yup. pretty much sums it up!

tss maybe the beach had enuff of his shit too

Why couldn't that wave have killed him 6 years ago?