First a skateboarder took his wife, now a skateboarder took his channel...

197  2017-01-19 by TossyMcSalad

Opie is down on his luck. And history keeps repeating itself with autistic precision...

But what will we do now? Has Opie one last ace up his sleeve? Will he see Rich Vos at the Playhouse in Ridgefield, Connecticut this Saturday Jan 21st?

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Part of autism is keeping to routines. I'm liking the direction of his life.

Let's not forget that the guy who used to get him his eggs and coffee sits in his seat.

God that must bug opie. Do you think sams girl and lynzi's friendship is being impacted by the opsters shitty attitude ??

I guess he's a Skater Cuck,

She said see ya later schmuck!

Boo

Hey, I'm not proud of it either.

What are soma doze other Avril Lavigne songs? Sk8er Boi and what else?

Complicated

Girlfriend

They sing pretty goouda. What wrong with the Avril we got?

"Management loves the direction of Opie's career."

So does God.

First his slut, then his slot, what could be next?

Frontside boardslide on his tombstone

His slit (anal virginity).

there's something they can never take away from him, his sweet mouth-watering breasts.

His tot(s).

Then he's shot.

Skateboarders > Rollerbladers

I'm actualy not sure If I remember this correctly so I'll explain what I was going for, I seem to remember Opie talking about rollerblading. He would have been doing it in his 40s, I think.

You know the hardest part of learning to rollerblade?

Telling your parents you're gay.

ME: yea some raqio guuuy took a shot at me cuz I blade into worrk in the morrningsss! Whooo carrresss?!

Late 40s, whah?

opie shoots up the x games, calling it now

Yeah Opie is a RollerBlader, or "Blader" for short. The skateboarders and Bladers have been rivals since the dawn of xtreme sports. Sure, Opie and his "roller bladin buds" have lost a couple of battles over the years but at the end of the day whoever has bigger tits and blonder hair wins.

fruit boot riot!

Former old fruit booter here. ASR was a trade show held in san diego up until the early 2000s. It was interesting how the skateboarders stopped teasing blades when they got older. Every year there was always a big fight. Hey I get it, it's NOT the manliest thing but fuck if it wasn't a blast. I await my beating.

dang haven't heard about the leap of faith in at least 15 years. Nice throwback.

full disclosure, I started in boots as well then transitioned to a board, Had a pair k2 skates and I honestly respect both.

Homos, Halfbreeds n' Has-beens Radio

I think one of our main new goals should be to get Bam a show on Faction.

Or at least get that Bam guy to fuck his wife. Am i right fellas!

He said he'd be open to it, but SXM didn't like how his show was now recorded in a tour bus on tour with his nu metal band. So SXM will need to offer him enough money to stop touring. 40 grand a year should be enough.

Bam is in a band? Last I saw a few months back, he was going into rehab.

Fuckface Unstoppable. They're as terrible as you think.

It's like poetry it rhymes.

lol that is pretty funny

How much better would Opie be if he threw down the gauntlet when Anthony got fired and said he wasn't doing a show without Anthony. Abandoning your radio partner over political correct BS and then smiling the next day and not being loyal at all sure got him a long way.

If he'd done that, if they had all done that, it would have blown over. Two weeks unpaid, and they would have been back on air.

Nobody could possibly be happy about how that was handled, not Ant, not Jim, not Opie, not management, not Sam...Oh wait - Sam's pretty happy about it.

i hope tony hawk drink drives and hits him with his car

This truly is the best outcome we could've hope for. Forcing the man to simply fade away is better than him falling out of his condo window, Eric Clapton's son style.

The only thing to do now is for Jim to stop being so stubborn with aggressively soliciting UFC/porn star guests, and to actually engage more with Sam when it comes to the show in general. His attitude with other comics that aren't friends of his (Nick Mullen) needs to change. He needs to have a real life outside of the show. because the only thing thats causing the show to get in its own way is Jim Norton.

Why the Eric claptons son mention? Why!?!

"I gotta tell ya man, bringing up Eric Clapton's kid splattering on the sidewalk is NAHT FUNNY!"

All that is left, is to become a skateboarder himself.

Wait wait - I haven't kept up with Opie what's going on? Dying to know - so much drama.

This nigga /u/TossyMcSalad just hit a homerun

That's what he gets for being a fruit booter

Opie has always been more of a rollerblader.

The fucking Vos plugs aren't funny anymore.... Stop beating the dead horse

You know where you're at right? These fags run everything into the ground.

Opie is the worlds biggest poser

He smashes skateboards like Zackarias Holmes.

Sniff if you need to know, my channel wasn't taken from me. I'm working on some things, just figuring stuff out and the channel was taking too much time from that...trust me.

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