America's Oldest Teenager

22  2017-01-19 by OedipusOrca

14 comments

n/a  3stepsbackward 2017-01-19

He looks like a corpse in this photo.

n/a  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-19

We should be so lucky.

n/a  tranthonycumiashow 2017-01-19

It almost looks like he's trying to look like Brother Joe. Maybe he thinks that Tranpa will take care of him if he does.

n/a  Jack_Decker_CIA 2017-01-19

Weekend At Opies

Walking him around with strings make his luscious tits bounce around, attracting even more attention from lusty eyes.

n/a  timothymodine 2017-01-19

Two guys from the prolly crew try to figure out to cash in on his life insurance policy

n/a  OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-01-19

Stylist: What you want fam?

Opie: Lemme get that "I'm just gonna tell this 45-year-old divorcee that my U2 cover band affords me complete financial independence"

Stylist: Say no more

n/a  little-pete-ferguson 2017-01-19

Looks like he's at a brothel.

The sex life with the missus may be on the fritz

n/a  maloonigans 2017-01-19

embarrassing!

n/a  Jaeromaru 2017-01-19

America's Youngest Mummy

n/a  ReDMeridiaN 2017-01-19

He's going for the cool dude skateboarding look that all the women go nuts for.

n/a  hittheswitch 2017-01-19

brother 'mo

n/a  joeybeans12 2017-01-19

Sixty-teen and full of piss and vinegar.

n/a  RacistPigeon 2017-01-19

Wow what a hardass this guy is. LOOK OUT!!!

n/a  AiCPearlJam 2017-01-19

Opie has an attractive (for Philly standards) wife, and kids, and he spends his time dressing up like a Monster Energy Drink spokesperson.

n/a  Frynkiss 2017-01-19

When did the Opster turn into Cool Guy?