r/opieandanthony: I can name more usernames from this sub than I can name people who would call me their friend.

Yeah, but most of them have somebody telling you not to kill yourself. Here, people not only tell you to kill yourself, they'll suggest some creative ways to go about it that you probably never considered.

n/a thissiteruinedme 2017-01-19

Friends are for queers.

n/a Opprobriousness 2017-01-19

Me too.

Still better than being a Proud Boy, though.

n/a copomash 2017-01-19

Word

n/a anarchronism 2017-01-19

uhuru

n/a cottonsweatpants 2017-01-19

ironically

n/a anarchronism 2017-01-19

So if the proud boys got UHURU from that reparations kid and now it's said here to make fun of them... We've got some incredible contextual layering here. The irony is bouncing inward, multiplying as it focuses like an orgone box.

n/a jfral 2017-01-19

I have no friends, family, or chicks and will die alone. Only once in a great while does this bum me out. I'm contemplating a momentous cat purchase.

n/a PrincessSaga 2017-01-19

Adopt don't shop!

n/a Jackthejew 2017-01-19

Just think of all the joy this sub brings you daily. That's how I get through. Chin up fella.

n/a shmigshmog 2017-01-19

Chins*

n/a VeritablyClean 2017-01-19

get a dog, it'll at least wait a bit before eating your dead cheek meat

n/a anarchronism 2017-01-19

why that matter if dead

n/a d_s-e 2017-01-19

Don't get a cat. A cat scuffed up my timbs.

n/a dassabessdoe 2017-01-19

Why the fuck are you wearing timbs? Do you live in a 90s NY rap video?

n/a d_s-e 2017-01-19

No some people have to work for a living

n/a dassabessdoe 2017-01-19

Do you work as an undercover cop?

n/a anarchronism 2017-01-19

If a cat caused damage to your boots that work didn't, then I think you need to rethink your definition of "work", ol' Average Joe.

n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-01-19

I have no desire to fraternize with any of you outside of this sub, but I really think we should all chip in (wassat) and rent a bus or a limo to see Rich Vos live and in person. I'll leave the logistics to more formidable minds.

n/a emende21 2017-01-19

we should get Rich Vos to awknowledge this sub and buy us pizza for the free advertisement.

n/a IfFoundReturn2Tumblr 2017-01-19

He'd order a couple frozen Great Value bagel bites

n/a emende21 2017-01-19

I get to read/make funny bait and switch jokes and on top of that bagel bites?? fuck yea!!! (channeling inner jew)

n/a DickPunchOpie 2017-01-19

I wouldn't say them aloud in public if I was you.

n/a cum-pound-me-dia 2017-01-19

ha ha too true! Let's all get a naughty name chain going! :)

n/a onemancrimespree 2017-01-19

Having "friends" is unwise, you should have people you like and people who admire you and desire your company, though.

sniff right?

n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-19

admiration isn't conducive to a healthy reciprocal friendship actually.

faggot.

n/a hellofriendo1234 2017-01-19

We are all bitter faggots making jokes about a bunch of elderly men desperately trying to hold onto any relevance in the entertainment world.

Once you accept this fact it makes everything a lot easier to deal with.

n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-19

just a bunch of faggots calling other people faggots, faggot

n/a FitLikeArtieLange 2017-01-19

Who you calling faggot? Faggot.

n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-19

:(

n/a cottonsweatpants 2017-01-19

Can you imagine when they die of old age in 5 years (children of the polio epidemic) and we're 30+ wondering what we're going to move onto scrutinizing when our single mothers are out at their first 2 jobs to feed us?

n/a truthie 2017-01-19

I've never seen your username in my life.

n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-01-19

I can also name 2 names.

n/a --DC-- 2017-01-19

doxxin motherfucker

n/a emende21 2017-01-19

fuck the mod for banning spaceedge

n/a zealot416 2017-01-19

Op needs to either kill himself or get a pet. Preferably both, so there's something there to clean up the splatter.

n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-19

Today I was caught for having an out of date registration. It was a female cop. She had a partially shaved head and looked like she weighed about 90 pounds.

When she told me to turn the window all the way down, I nervously turned the window all the way up by accident.

n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-01-19

You should have asked her on a date. Either that or suicide by cop, both are good choices.

n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-19

Yeah I thought about both those after the fact.

n/a philtheprince 2017-01-19

You could have tried the "ol' Days of Thunder".

n/a war-admiral 2017-01-19

Turn the window down? Are you like really young (suuure) and have only had power windows in your life? I've never heard anyone say "turn down the window". It's always roll down the window. Are you Canadian or something?

n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-19

I've never really thought about it. Come to cases I think I'd probably avoid saying roll because it sounds like something Bobby Joe would say regarding his 1970s pickup truck. Might be a city-vs-country cultural thing, but I have no idea.

I grew up with cars that had windows you had to roll but never owned one. Not sure if that makes a difference. None of this is funny but it's kind of an interesting question.

n/a holodog 2017-01-19

"How about an in-date registration, officer sinead?"

See I'm good with the ladies. Anyone who needs help pm me.

n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-01-19

I've been posting here for 4 years, and I never look at the usernames. I couldn't name you more than 5 if you had a gun to my mother's head.

n/a copomash 2017-01-19

Go fuck yourself. You have not been here 4 years.

n/a cum-pound-me-dia 2017-01-19

You cannot prove that, but I agree he should go fuck himself regardless.

n/a cosko 2017-01-19

His account isn't even a year old.

n/a cum-pound-me-dia 2017-01-19

So? Do you know how easy it is to make new accounts? I've been on this stupid site for years now but my most recent account was banned for posting those Leslie Jones nudes on here.

n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-01-19

Yes, I have.

n/a copomash 2017-01-19

Ok provide proof.

n/a [deleted] 2017-01-19

[removed]

n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-01-19

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/20qjbv/a_bit_disappointed_in_the_boys_today/

read my edit in this post.

n/a dassabessdoe 2017-01-19

You're DianaKurlan? Can you tell these fucks that you and I (formerly RearNakedGrope) got this whole Amy Schumer joke thief thing off the ground? Nobody seems to care when I tell them.

n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-01-19

I figure it was all a collective effort.

n/a dassabessdoe 2017-01-19

No, it was me and you. It's us against the world.

n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-01-19

Lets consummate that partnership. 👉👌💋💦💦💦💦🍆🍆🍆🍆

n/a CompoundMediaPRIsGay 2017-01-19

HOLLA ATCHA BOI DEN?

n/a Guinness252 2017-01-19

Wow, you can name one user?

n/a satsamsit 2017-01-19

Tss, "squarely"? There's only 3, why not roundly?!