No humor, responds to jokes with a personal attack, passive aggressive, makes it about himself even if it kills the flow, values himself (and others) based on marital status and having a family. Opie sucks.
You know what dude, you find a decent gal, you put a ring on her finger, she has a couple of your children, you pull your hair out trying to raise them, but then maybe one Saturday January 28th you hire a babysitter for the evening, you and the wife drive down to The Leonard, wife lets you order a few beers but you gotta drive home, Joe Matarese is up on stage sharing playful anecdotes about how frustrated his kids make him, you relate to that cause your kids frustrate you, but at the end Joe lets you know they're just jokes and deep down he loves his kids more than anything in the world, and you relate to that most of all. Then you drive home, discover the babysitter invited over a few gentlemen while you were out, find both your children have been mutilated in a PCP-fueled drug rage, your wife's having a mental breakdown as she cuddles the lifeless body of your youngest daughter screaming no, but you're cursing yourself because you could have prevented this by going to Scottsdale in Arizona, just a lovely 3-day vacation where you can squeeze in a couple dad rounds of golf while everyone else is at the zoo, then on that January 28th evening you could have gone to Standup Scottsdale to see Rich Vos perform standup comedy, if only you had gone to Scottsdale your wonderful children would still be alive, but you choose to attend the Miserable Dads tour so now it's time to decide on an appropriate suit to wear to your children's funerals.
45 comments
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-01-18
He's literally holding some pill props to show off how strung out and neurotic he is.
n/a FatMosque 2017-01-18
parent yumah
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-01-18
That could only be more hack if it was a rubber chicken.
n/a gydsyfanau 2017-01-18
This isn't real, right? Please tell me you made this
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-01-18
If only I had any sort of talent, son.
n/a ratmeatburgers 2017-01-18
wait, so that's not a spoof graphic showcasing a better looking Opie and an Uncle Paul dressed up as Ted of Ted's Comedy Emporium?
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-01-18
He really does look similar to the Opster.
n/a APurpleSuit 2017-01-18
No humor, responds to jokes with a personal attack, passive aggressive, makes it about himself even if it kills the flow, values himself (and others) based on marital status and having a family. Opie sucks.
n/a Patmcpsu 2017-01-18
Aye nay! He's at The Leonard!
n/a FatMosque 2017-01-18
this idiot seems like the kind of person that could genuinely and publicly lose it if he is consistently harassed
n/a NihilistKnight 2017-01-18
Is that our cue?
n/a EskimoEscrow 2017-01-18
No, no but seriously, don't you guys feel lke you're disconnected?
I mean this isn't even a serious conversation.
n/a RacksDiciprine 2017-01-18
His comments are somehow worse than the graphic
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-01-18
You know what dude, you find a decent gal, you put a ring on her finger, she has a couple of your children, you pull your hair out trying to raise them, but then maybe one Saturday January 28th you hire a babysitter for the evening, you and the wife drive down to The Leonard, wife lets you order a few beers but you gotta drive home, Joe Matarese is up on stage sharing playful anecdotes about how frustrated his kids make him, you relate to that cause your kids frustrate you, but at the end Joe lets you know they're just jokes and deep down he loves his kids more than anything in the world, and you relate to that most of all. Then you drive home, discover the babysitter invited over a few gentlemen while you were out, find both your children have been mutilated in a PCP-fueled drug rage, your wife's having a mental breakdown as she cuddles the lifeless body of your youngest daughter screaming no, but you're cursing yourself because you could have prevented this by going to Scottsdale in Arizona, just a lovely 3-day vacation where you can squeeze in a couple dad rounds of golf while everyone else is at the zoo, then on that January 28th evening you could have gone to Standup Scottsdale to see Rich Vos perform standup comedy, if only you had gone to Scottsdale your wonderful children would still be alive, but you choose to attend the Miserable Dads tour so now it's time to decide on an appropriate suit to wear to your children's funerals.
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-01-18
I have nothing smart or funny to say to you, that was fucking hilarious.
n/a CStel 2017-01-18
I hope he embraces his bombing and tags every joke with "...and that's why you guys are single"
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-01-18
You think he's going to bomb? Look at the guy with his meds. Fucking edgy. I bet he's got a Prozac joke there.
n/a Opesterino 2017-01-18
I fucking hate Shuli. He really thinks that he is up there with the best of em. IMHO Id rather listen to Lisa G tell jokes.
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-01-18
i'd eat cottage cheese out of lisa g's unwiped ass
n/a ScorzeMan 2017-01-18
Lisa G takes shits at work.
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-01-18
Jesus a bunch of Howie faggots on this board now.
n/a alobesmooth 2017-01-18
Reverend Bob Levy?
n/a SledgeBammer 2017-01-18
He had the comedic timing of Eric the Midget .
n/a Inameditgary 2017-01-18
So impeccable then?
n/a trevors685 2017-01-18
You don't understand dude. He's been doing comedy for 20 years. He gets so damn jealous when comedians catch a break.
n/a unclepaul84 2017-01-18
Every parents needs a little "medicine" to get through the day. Maybe even a glass of boxed wine! This guy is good.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-01-18
When did Shuli pick up this mid-life crisis gay shit? I always remembered him to be an okay guy.
n/a grocery_man 2017-01-18
Nah he's always been a twat.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-01-18
He seemed to have his shit together on Stern's show, I didn't think he was such a hack.
n/a Infamous_P_I_G 2017-01-18
He's always been a hack. The only way he can draw an audience is by having wack packers or riding the coattails of other Stern staff members.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-01-18
Could be. I've only seen him on Howie TV and he seemed like a nice fella, who made me laugh here and there. But apparently he's a faggot.
n/a BobonycI03 2017-01-18
"Shalom bitches"
Fuck Shuli.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-18
Wow that's terrible. Two guys doing comedy needs to have a theme? Just put on a hat and go on tour you shallow cunt.
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-01-18
"We're two guys..."
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-18
yellow discipline tour never forget
n/a ballpitpredator 2017-01-18
Shuli Egar sounds like a Jim character. probably sounds like gregg Schinkle
n/a Rainbowuser13 2017-01-18
So this is what passes for entertainment in Scranton?20 bucks wtf?
n/a kevin121312 2017-01-18
Matarese belongs on Opie's show along with Florentine
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-01-18
"What are you, five?" - Florentine
"I'm emotionally five" - Opie
"I'm still working on a solid five" - Matarese
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-01-18
The west coast stole almost all of the good east coast comics. I legit feel bad for you people.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-01-18
I didn't, but you provided a great one anyway.
n/a HerpDerpen 2017-01-18
ShuLi eGaR iS A mAn oF lOWeR sToCk
n/a Lucifers-Loogies 2017-01-18
I thought it said Edgar, too. ThIs cOMedY sHOw loOKS fUNny.....APRhel fALLs
n/a patio87 2017-01-18
Shuli is so fucking funny, one kd the best.
n/a Billyassman 2017-01-18
Shuli is the guy that should have kept his day job.Ira is funnier, and he's fuckn retarded.
n/a blackphilibuster 2017-01-18
More proof that I'm right...99% of "comics" out there are unfunny faggots and I hope they all die in various tragic ways
n/a grocery_man 2017-01-18
Nah he's always been a twat.