Any of you fags in the netherlands?

0  2017-01-18 by blackphilibuster

I'm moving to amsterdam in 2 months..do any of the degenerates here know how much I should expect to pay for a hooker and how much an 8 ball goes for? I don't want to get ripped off

TL;DR Je bent een faggot

17 comments

n/a  onlongisland 2017-01-18

My netherlands smell like doritos.

n/a  Ant_Sucks 2017-01-18

Hi Amy

n/a  onlongisland 2017-01-18

Tell me I'm brave.

n/a  birdmanisreal 2017-01-18

Dutch occasional O&A listener here(since 2011)

Ive been to Amsterdam many times. Dont live there myself. But it's one big party town. People are very cool. The red light district is sweet. Never been with one of them tho. Felt unnecessary. The rates are usually 50 euros for a half hour so. The lesser ones ask for less. Also if you feel really good about yourself you could try to haggle. But not everyone appreciates it. There's some great strip clubs in the same area. Patrice used to tell tales about the hookers here. Youll understand why when you see them

Dont know much about acquiring the coke. But be beware it's not spiked with toxic shit. There have been cases of users dying. You can actually test it for free here if you wanna make sure it is safe.

n/a  blackphilibuster 2017-01-18

Damn that's way cheaper than US hooker prices..sounds like I'm gonna be buying alot of dutch pussy while I'm there. A big party town is exactly what I'm hoping for as a drug addict.

Where exactly do you test it? Are you voting PVV?

n/a  birdmanisreal 2017-01-18

You can get it tested anonymously at the Public Health Services. Site is in dutch: http://www.ggd.amsterdam.nl/nieuwsoverzicht/drugstestservice/

Pretty cool actually and it's a way better system than getting arrested lmao. Not sure who I'm voting for yet. PVV wants us to leave the EU and since we as a country heavily rely on export and trade I dont know. The whole refugee thing has been dying down lately too

n/a  blackphilibuster 2017-01-18

Thanks for the link, I was able to read it...I've been learning your stupid language so I can understand when someone is talking shit and talk shit back to them, or understand if someone is trying to rip me off on drugs or blowjobs. I read the legal drinking age used to be 16 in your dumb country. I'm surprised Ant never took a trip there.

I saw this earlier and feel bad for your country, despite the fact that I'm moving

https://twitter.com/GopAaron/status/819317226641756160?s=01#_=_

n/a  iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-01-18

Cocaine makes me happy.

n/a  ElectricHellKnight 2017-01-18

I go there in Minecraft occasionally.

n/a  I_Hate_Knickers 2017-01-18

Try and find that whore who Patrice fucked and tell her he died of the aids

n/a  blackphilibuster 2017-01-18

It'll be a few months, but you can expect a video where I do exactly that

n/a  UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-01-18

Oh wow dude you should go to the Anne Frank house and make one of those videos where you film yourself jerking off in public. That's what I would do if I were allowed back there.

n/a  baraksobamas 2017-01-18

She doesn't even live there anymore.

n/a  OswaldTheLucky 2017-01-18

Hooker and 8 Ball? Are you moving there in 1986?

n/a  blackphilibuster 2017-01-18

2017 you silly goose

n/a  sheratonbob 2017-01-18

Fuck you

n/a  blackphilibuster 2017-01-18

Sounds reasonable

n/a  evensaltier 2017-01-18

"50 euros for suck and fuck" and not a penny more. Don't let any windmill-watching chickenhead tell you different.

n/a  blackphilibuster 2017-01-18

Windmill-watching chickenhead made me spit out my drink. Good job faggot

n/a  Billyassman 2017-01-18

Go to ignatzmice.com Don't buy hard drugs on the street.Africans will rip you off or rob you.just like here..Do your homework, and do not take pictures of scaffolding, camera and you will end up in a canal..ask Anthony scaffolding, does not like having its picture takes while working LOL.