Also, lets not forget that Keith thought it would be a good idea to pitch Colin Quinn the idea of brining Tough Crowd to Compound Media while Colin was WAITING FOR THE ELEVATOR after a TACS show.
104 2017-01-17 by TangerineReam
Like every cop, retired or otherwise; because they made the cut in NY, they think they're intelligent enough to handle any job the market can throw at them. They'll never admit they're out of their element, and they're really too far gone with their own psychological damage to truly work well with others and to be part of a team.
A floundering dunderhead...
37 comments
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-01-17
Holy fuck that's bad.
n/a VeritablyClean 2017-01-17
Some forces screen out applicants that are "too smart"
n/a Fiddlerino 2017-01-17
jeez u guys are becoming worse than over in the amy schumer sub
n/a NihilistKnight 2017-01-17
>tfw too smart to be a cop
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-01-17
Keith must be listening to Hollywood producers and discovered what's known in the biz as "an elevator pitch."
n/a IggysGlove 2017-01-17
I heard the rumor around town is Keith's wife cheated on him with at least a dozen different men.
n/a PassProtect15 2017-01-17
Oh my god this is it exactly
n/a russelldalrymple 2017-01-17
In fairness, whether he pitched him at an elevator or in a formal meeting with a briefcase full of cash, there's no way Colin would ever consider this. Nor any real celebrity. This network will never for many reasons, but mostly because of all the racial talk. No agent is going to let their client commit suicide like that.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-01-17
Oh I know. Im just saying "the elevator pitch" is actually a thing. It certainly does not negate the fact that Keith is an ass.
n/a Commie_Stomper 2017-01-17
When the fuck do you pitch it?
Whatever
n/a TangerineReam 2017-01-17
He's able to set up a lunch meeting ('Lunch') with useless Opie, but cant do that with Colin? Has to try to get him at the elevator like a non-professional?
Wake up, sir
n/a Commie_Stomper 2017-01-17
I know. I was frustrated because it took me 3 minutes to figure out you have to pamper them and grease them up. If it was coming from Ant himself it wouldn't be as bad
n/a joeroganpodcastfan 2017-01-17
"just had a long meeting with col, TC might be making a comeback. #compoundmedia" -KtC
n/a segasarnold 2017-01-17
Yea Collin really would need help from Queef to get a project started
n/a TangerineReam 2017-01-17
Exactly. It's not like Colin hasn't been cock-blocked before with projects (RE: The info in the Sony leaks), but at least he had the likes of JERRY SEINFELD trying to get studios to play ball. Cro-magnon Keith knows this obviously, and should've extended the same courtesy that he did with Opie.
Also; Keith is not social. I met the dude. All he does is eye you up and down if he doesn't know you and you're chatting and laughing with Ant. He's a weird dickhead, in a way that most (not all) NY police officers are; like a tightly-wound pit bull thats just looking for a reason. That's the only thing I'll admit that BLM has a point on. But considering the business you're now in: the prerequisite is to have good face-to-face skills. Whole deals are made and destroyed at lunch's, industry parties, premier launches, etc. If you're not out there mastering the art of casual professionalism; you'll dry up in that business real quick, even if its on the podcast level. That's why Hollywood people are PHONIES; they become so used to being social in an attempt to get things done, they forget how to just 'hang' like normal people. I guess Keith doesn't want to become that? Or because he's a former NYPD he's too damaged and dumb to be that? BUT you're representing your studio every time you go out there. You have to figure out how to embody a networking responsibility.
Maybe I'm just happy that Keith and Ant have the potential to run this whole venture into the ground because of their own personalities.
n/a blackphilibuster 2017-01-17
Give us more info on the sony leaks faggot
n/a TangerineReam 2017-01-17
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/4yex0y/from_the_sony_leaks_jerry_seinfeld_tried_to_get/
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-01-17
I already knew about it but I appreciated you calling him a faggot so I upvoted you.
n/a FatMosque 2017-01-17
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.” -Vonnegut
n/a lowend73 2017-01-17
Gee, thanks for the "insider information" Robert Evans.
n/a FuchsiaJuicer 2017-01-17
Remember when Keith thought he could get Penn Jillette to be on Compound Media by tweeting at him?
n/a TangerineReam 2017-01-17
He's a galoot
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-17
Here's what I don't get. I'm sure plenty of people try plenty of pitches that don't work out. We rarely get the specific details of the encounter, if we hear about them at all. Why do so many of this guy's epic bunglings manage to see the light of day? I'm not complaining, it's hilarious. Just makes me wonder.
n/a thndr87 2017-01-17
Well this specific scenario, while Keith was making the pitch, one Luis J Gomez was also waiting for the elevators and was a fly on the wall for the entire talk. He called it "the cringiest thing he's ever heard" on YKWD a few months ago when he spilled the beans.
n/a TangerineReam 2017-01-17
Doesn't get any cringey-r
n/a iceberg_sweats 2017-01-17
do you remember what episode?
Just listened to Bawby and Ben Bailey go over Keiths atomic bomb at Patrice's roast. Too fucking funny
n/a thndr87 2017-01-17
It was an episode with Luis J Gomez and Rich Vos. I think it was from the end of September or beginning of October
n/a neutralvoter 2017-01-17
KTC has never really been a friend of Ant's. He's used Ant for years. KTC used to live in Ant's place with his wife, they used to dictate where guests could sleep, they decided on the decorations, hell they even use to give Ant shit about leaving his laundry on the floor in his bedroom.
KTC convinced Ant to install the pool so he could use it, then he convinced Ant to get that theater system installed, again, so he could use it.
Listen to the show around the time of the Nicolini break up. The worst part was everyone else was pointing out how bad Ant was getting used and he just couldn't see it.
As someone who touts how independent and free he is, I've never seen anyone get used and taken advantage of by more people than Ant.
n/a wicked_crayfish 2017-01-17
Didn't he pay Keiths wife to be some sort of personal assistant as well?
n/a UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-01-17
Yeah but that's stuff like getting groceries and other grown-up stuff.
n/a wicked_crayfish 2017-01-17
I thought ant lived on xanax and bud lights why's he need groceries?
n/a Thelonius16 2017-01-17
Also providing for Big A and others.
n/a Belchides 2017-01-17
Times like this, I miss that bear, Steve C as producer of the show.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-01-17
What makes you think the NYPD is comprised of intelligent people?
n/a jokopolis 2017-01-17
I loved tough crowd but to think of it without peatrice or giraldo is hard enough then to have stomach paying and subscribing to tacs. No thanks
n/a Seek247 2017-01-17
Made the cut?? Any retard can be a cop. Hardly fucking rocket science.
n/a UpInSmoke1 2017-01-17
You don't hire your 90 IQ personal assistant to run your business. Your personal assistant calls cabs for you and cleans your cat's litter box. She doesn't make money decisions.
n/a no_one_inparticular 2017-01-17
After seeing Keith I'm convinced you can take the NYC civil service exam in crayon.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-01-17
Once Ant gets the [insert perpetually-moving goalpost here] Colin will rue the day that he turned down a spot on this free-speech platform.
n/a thndr87 2017-01-17
Well this specific scenario, while Keith was making the pitch, one Luis J Gomez was also waiting for the elevators and was a fly on the wall for the entire talk. He called it "the cringiest thing he's ever heard" on YKWD a few months ago when he spilled the beans.