BREAKING: Sam just made me laugh
25 2017-01-17 by TheScarletR
Talking about Lobster boiling -
Jim: I just dont like it cause its mean
Sam: You know what a lobster would do if he had the chance? pinch, pinch, pinch
Jim: So what?
Sam: Jim, we respond to their bullet with a cannon ball
The idea that we boil lobsters because they could potentially pinch us, otherwise, really gave me a good larff
Im gay
35 comments
n/a John_Gulbunny 2017-01-17
This would be something joe rogan would say but 100% serious
n/a alkalineforyou 2017-01-17
"Isn't it weird how we keep these animals alive at the restaurant and then eat them? Or maybe it's not even that crazy - maybe that's the way it's supposed to be, you know. Human beings are supposed to be connected with the animals they kill."
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-17
"what if lobsters, were really... crabs, ever think of that brian"?
n/a John_Gulbunny 2017-01-17
"These lobsters man, theyre fucking crazy. Did you know they used to pinch us all the time but we started boiling them now they don't fuck with us as much?"
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-01-17
That was infuriatingly close to his speech pattern. Start off with half a thought and argue yourself into a non-point.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-01-17
You left out a hemp reference.
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-01-17
"Dude the lobsters could come back and fuck us up man, their claws are strong you little bitch. Give them some DMT and throw them in an isolation tank, you'll see. Did you see that video of the guy shitting on that UFO in France? Jaime pull that up."
n/a TheScarletR 2017-01-17
"While Young Jaime pulls that up, let me tell you guys about this new 70lb compound bow I just started using"
n/a cakehornnigga 2017-01-17
Listening to that retard talk like he is some hunting/outdoors expert after picking up hunting 2 years ago is so annoying.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-17
"Lobsters are bad muthafuckers"
n/a IVORY_LEAGUE_opie 2017-01-17
LOL...that is dead on
("duuuuuude ALIENS EXIST!.....i've met them doing 'SHROOOOMS")
n/a RSC-Tuff 2017-01-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M
n/a SteelyD80 2017-01-17
The reference to Opie while saying Lobsters aren't self aware was lol too.
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-01-17
Did James really say that boiling lobsters is "mean"?
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-01-17
He is a girly little faggot, isn't he?
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-01-17
Yes, yes he is
n/a ImOnlyBleeding 2017-01-17
Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it?
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-01-17
Of course not, the problem is that of all the applicable words, a (supposedly) grown man defaulted to "mean". If he'd said, "cruel", "harsh", "violent", "savage", that would have been fine. It's just off-putting to hear adult men say something is "mean" without sarcasm.
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-17
the lobster is a problem, a savage!!
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-17
No it's not, I'm as big a cunt as the next guy, but I don't like the idea of boiling another living thing to death
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-17
try putting them in the microwave
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-17
Il put you in the microwave in a minute
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-17
u need a big ass microwave
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-17
didnt he treat his opener to steak & lobster dinner ?
n/a kevin121312 2017-01-17
Hoping that someone will tweet him about how gay that sounds, then he can retweet and blast the person and Ricky Gervais will see it and how much jim loves animals.
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-17
but u also a ball washer
n/a TheScarletR 2017-01-17
Nigga shut up
n/a thoughts_n_prayers 2017-01-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FhVvNGsJV8
n/a jizzajam 2017-01-17
Fake news
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-01-17
Jesus, Jimmy, your conversion to full woman seems to be almost complete.
n/a panjshirlion 2017-01-17
He's been a weird animal rights guy for a long time.
n/a FrunkisOA 2017-01-17
I'm the crustation keeeeeeid
n/a SpaceEdge 2017-01-17
If Sam had balls he would have turned the lobster boiling into a Anthony's ex Melinda blowing a intern to save a lobster.
n/a thebedshow 2017-01-17
I think this was going to be the suicide news.
n/a bigmattson 2017-01-17
Sam is a good "host" Like Opie was once long ago. He doesn't try to hard to be funny because that's not his job. He has moments where he can be and takes them occasionally.
n/a cakehornnigga 2017-01-17
Listening to that retard talk like he is some hunting/outdoors expert after picking up hunting 2 years ago is so annoying.