I had a lot of friends in that area growing up. Not a bad trip to the surrounding areas. All of my trash ex-girlfriends lived around there. Those were the days.
Possibly one of the most emotionally damaged people I've ever met, but she gave up the asshole with little provocation.
Also, she and I got completely shitfaced drunk with the mayor of HP, who just decided to sit with us at a bar one night. The mayor was cool, his son was a jerkoff who was trying to use the "my dad is the mayor" line all night.
My long term girlfriend when I first started college was born in HP and later grew up in Warren, so had a nice mixture of trashy hot with not all there in the head.
HP is the home of Loui's Pizza, which is incredible, so I will credit them for that one. It's also one hell of a self esteem boost to walk in there.
Just a few years ago, one of my university profs went on some tangent and said that blacks really do look like chimps, but it's impolite to infer that they share any other qualities with them. He even showed this picture. No one said anything, and the black students in class sat silently. A better time.
"The subsequent decades have seen Warren's population decline, while violent crime has increased as Demographics have shifted. This has led Warren to a number 7 ranking in Forbes' Most Miserable Cities to Live in the US; joining two other Michigan cities, Detroit and Flint, in the Top 10."
This guy is their only hope and now they want to get rid of him.
“Think I want to date a fuckin’ 60-year-old hag? Fuck that shit. I’m not interested in any old ugly hag. I think after a certain age they’re all dried up, washed up burned out.”
48 comments
n/a Monospector 2017-01-17
I am proud to call this man my mayor.
n/a crookedmile 2017-01-17
Four More Years! Four More Years!
n/a lemskroob 2017-01-17
I am proud to call this man my father.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-01-17
I was in Warren a few weeks ago. The gun store was doing great business. Can't imagine why.
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-01-17
Madison Heights is the nice buffer between Troy and the Hazel Park
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-01-17
I had a lot of friends in that area growing up. Not a bad trip to the surrounding areas. All of my trash ex-girlfriends lived around there. Those were the days.
n/a BigGreenYamo 2017-01-17
Used to date a girl from Hazel Park.
Possibly one of the most emotionally damaged people I've ever met, but she gave up the asshole with little provocation.
Also, she and I got completely shitfaced drunk with the mayor of HP, who just decided to sit with us at a bar one night. The mayor was cool, his son was a jerkoff who was trying to use the "my dad is the mayor" line all night.
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-01-17
My long term girlfriend when I first started college was born in HP and later grew up in Warren, so had a nice mixture of trashy hot with not all there in the head.
HP is the home of Loui's Pizza, which is incredible, so I will credit them for that one. It's also one hell of a self esteem boost to walk in there.
n/a bambonk 2017-01-17
There are no good gun stores in that goofy part of the country.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-01-17
In Michigan? I think you are a bit mistaken.
n/a bambonk 2017-01-17
Stop being mean to me.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-01-17
I'm sorry friend. I didn't mean anything by it.
n/a lemskroob 2017-01-17
I am proud to call this man my father.
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-01-17
Warren Mott Marauders 4 LYFE
n/a KingGeorgeIVE 2017-01-17
Used to go to the church next door. I think it's the schools gym now.
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-01-17
You outing yourself as an Albanian?
n/a KingGeorgeIVE 2017-01-17
I wasn't Polish going to a Albanian speaking Catholic church.
n/a sgt150 2017-01-17
Waterford Mott would fuck your bitchasses up
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-01-17
Maybe in test grades, but let's just say the demographics of Warren Mott have changed since I graduated a decade and a half ago.
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-01-17
The northwest tip of Warren is the only decent part.
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-01-17
Brother Rice bitchez!!
n/a bambonk 2017-01-17
Ew, you live in Jersey.
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-01-17
America's mayor.
n/a Hantaviral 2017-01-17
The truth will set you free
n/a soc224 2017-01-17
Just a few years ago, one of my university profs went on some tangent and said that blacks really do look like chimps, but it's impolite to infer that they share any other qualities with them. He even showed this picture. No one said anything, and the black students in class sat silently. A better time.
n/a Ironhawk05 2017-01-17
this guy is the greatest!
n/a Ona75 2017-01-17
MEDIAITE. love the mediaite.
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-01-17
Is this an issue now? Ttunp president naowh
n/a dakkar1 2017-01-17
whats the issue?
n/a telemecanique 2017-01-17
IDK what's better, that it may be real OR that someone is trolling him that hard.
n/a LamarThePotato 2017-01-17
"The subsequent decades have seen Warren's population decline, while violent crime has increased as Demographics have shifted. This has led Warren to a number 7 ranking in Forbes' Most Miserable Cities to Live in the US; joining two other Michigan cities, Detroit and Flint, in the Top 10."
This guy is their only hope and now they want to get rid of him.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-01-17
you don't fix a city without taking the n-people and hags to task.
n/a anaLog1989 2017-01-17
I live a few towns over near Dearborn, or as the muslims say, Dear-ah-born. I guess he's totally denying it lol, refuses to step down..
n/a Johnny_Suckmydick 2017-01-17
Why should he step down? It's a cushy job doing literally nothing, a pension for life, and because certain things need municipal approval and there's
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-01-17
Deeyār al-Boroon in Arabic/post-American English
n/a Johnny_Suckmydick 2017-01-17
He says they're fake. Welp, that's good enough for me!
n/a insertclevereference 2017-01-17
Truth hurts, I guess. Can't shatter everyone's delusion bubble.
I can't wait to see how "beautiful" Michele Obama will look at Trump's inauguration. Yuck.
n/a segasarnold 2017-01-17
Oh shes like the BEST isn't she!
n/a insertclevereference 2017-01-17
It's the arms, all the beauty is in the arms.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-01-17
They ran the wrong man for president.
n/a ApeNia 2017-01-17
He's not wrong.
n/a Johnny_Suckmydick 2017-01-17
Look, he said he was sorry. Just look at the hangdog expression ... He's learned his lesson!
n/a bambonk 2017-01-17
When his political career does a 9/11, he can always play 'cancer patient #4'.
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-01-17
How is he wrong though?
n/a Slack_Irritant 2017-01-17
This guy makes me miss Rob Ford.
n/a Snake_____86 2017-01-17
He isn't wrong.
n/a mikestl1988 2017-01-17
this guy for president in 2024
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-01-17
Wow you found an honest, intelligent politician. Congratulations.
n/a LeonDudley 2017-01-17
This brought a tear to my eye. I've never been so proud to be from Michigan.
n/a Spokker 2017-01-17
He should be posting here.
n/a Billyassman 2017-01-17
They can't handle the truth.