This Onion article reminds me of a certain radio host we all know.

9  2017-01-16 by Carl-Gustav

4 comments

n/a  turnthemaround 2017-01-16

I give up, who?

n/a  dickroach 2017-01-16

Sway. it's gotta be Sway

n/a  kevin121312 2017-01-16

Same man got drunk at 13 and made a prank call. Swore off alcohol forever.

n/a  Patmcpsu 2017-01-16

Sometimes I drink some decaf after dinner, and even that keeps me up.

n/a  dickroach 2017-01-16

Sway. it's gotta be Sway