r/opieandanthony: Finally cancelled Compound Media Sub

Finally cancelled Compound Media Sub

73 2017-01-16 by porsalin

I know we all love to josh around with Anthony, what with his trannies, his biting, his racism, his kid-fucking and what not. But he's still a funny fuck deep down. I signed up for Compound Media on day one. I reluctantly trawled through the masses of shit open mic hacks, the all-right sympathisers, the proud boys, Keith the fucking cop, the incessant rants, the awkward two hours of Ant struggling to get through another day and the masses of fucking videos we've already seen. The guests have been the biggest obstacle. Last week was one of the worst yet whilst this week starts off with fucking Lionel. About one in every fifteen guests are half-decent.

They keep telling fans how they're building something and how there's new shows coming but if that includes the likes of Safe Space then save your announcements because I won't be watching. It's been a two year cock-tease that's left me softer than Bob Kelly's abdomen.

I've given up on Ant now. After seeing him kill on Joe Matateses podcast and the likes of legion of shanks only to then see his own show suck a giant bag of dicks is an insult to subscribers who pay the rich fuck to get the shittiest online entertainment going. His network is a fucking joke run by a retired cop way out of his depth.

I know you all saw this coming years ago and realised way before I did how terrible the network and his show are. I guess I was still harbouring hope it would get better. But it's getting worse. He had much better guests when the shit started than he does now. It's regressing. I'm done with it. No more.

102 comments

n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-01-16

You know, you could have just cancelled without the manifesto.

n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-01-16

tss why not womanifesfinger or sumpthin

n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-01-16

What are you Chip Knickers Knickerson or sumptin?

n/a Guinness525 2017-01-16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPAoTd-TZo&t=3m51s

n/a Patmcpsu 2017-01-16

Because Anthony would have bit it

n/a User_Name13 2017-01-16

Dassdabessmanifesto

n/a verdunkelt 2017-01-16

Manifessdoe

n/a SherrodSmall 2017-01-16

Fawkin home run nigga

n/a VladDogbreath 2017-01-16

I had to pull over that made me laugh so hard.

n/a TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-01-16

Did'ja?

n/a racemic_mixture 2017-01-16

I was hoping he would tell us about the rest of his day. I mean, what did he have for lunch, or did he skip lunch that day? Did he perhaps, watch a sporting event, or maybe spend some time video gaming online. I really feel like we have been left hanging here.

n/a porsalin 2017-01-16

I just went to sleep

n/a TrojanAttorney 2017-01-16

he had to make it believable

n/a K33PSUMMRSAYFE 2017-01-16

Yeah, he could have, and it was a little over the top but I get it, he's got an emotional attachment to Ant. It's like breaking up with an old boyfriend. You know the relationship was really finished a long time ago, but you've got history together so its hard to let go. Sometimes venting to a sympathetic ear like the kind, understanding folks in this sub makes the trauma easier.

n/a _barnacle_ 2017-01-16

When the fuck did this guy turn white again?

n/a cottonsweatpants 2017-01-16

Now he's going to get doxed, poor fan.

n/a Sicboy69 2017-01-16

When I shit on Anthony I'm not "joshing around", I legitimately think he's a piece of shit & have for quite some time.

n/a Smokegreentrees 2017-01-16

Hes a pedophile, and its equally as funny as it is not funny and is creepy, remarkably awful person.

n/a Guinness525 2017-01-16

I hate posts like this. No one cares about your personal reasons or feelings. Don't pull a jasonayeiter.

n/a UnclePaulsHardDrive 2017-01-16

Haha What an overdramatic faggot

n/a porsalin 2017-01-16

Reading back I fucking reek of faggotry. Apologies guys, I should have proof read this garbage.

n/a Smokegreentrees 2017-01-16

Get off your soap box no one could give a half s shit.

n/a kevin121312 2017-01-16

Ant should apologize to Sirius and join the Jim and Sam show

n/a Bandits82 2017-01-16

Opie Radio. He can't wake up that early anymore.

n/a BamMargeraOfficial 2017-01-16

On the contrary. Geriatric people sleep for like 3 hours a day.

n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-16

The black cancels out the old

n/a kevin121312 2017-01-16

I don't want to hear Opie's voice ever again.

n/a cosko 2017-01-16

I wish this was posted possible.

n/a TruckerLarryMustDie 2017-01-16

What's next? A "hey guys I'm not fat anymore" post?

n/a cheddarrooster 2017-01-16

Not in this sub

n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-16

not in this sub, more like eatin SUBmarine sandwiches or sumpthin tssss

n/a AntsCamera 2017-01-16

Niiiiiice.

Let's go to Skeeter from Idaho, what are you hauling Skeeter?

n/a boredgeologist 2017-01-16

Ummm... microwaves?

n/a copomash 2017-01-16

I canceled the day he beat his girl friend.

n/a HugininuM 2017-01-16

He bit her you fucking libelous cunt.

n/a Rock_Ape 2017-01-16

"Beat" It's was bite, sir.

n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-01-16

IT WAS A GUN FIIIIIIIGHT!

n/a boredgeologist 2017-01-16

You can still login to the website after you cancel your subscription.

n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-16

Exactly. Canceled after his first month, and I can still log in.

n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-01-16

Kenny Log-in(s)

n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-01-16

Rockbusters

n/a rcharliesam 2017-01-16

Cancelled after the first or second (from when he started), and even though I still had a few months left, never even had the desire to log in... just tried, neat. Will never log in again though.

n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-16

I'm right there with you. I only found out from a "Keith the Cop is the Dumbest Fuck Alive" thread.

n/a TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-01-16

Jesus christ. I canceled a long time ago and thought they had fixed that issue by now.

Nope. I canceled well over a year ago and was able to view the On Demand content from last week. This idiot can't even get a subscription service right. Who the fuck did he pay to do his website?

n/a K33PSUMMRSAYFE 2017-01-16

It's been mentioned on here a bunch of times and you know they read this sub, so they know it's an issue and has been since the network has started, but they either don't want to fix it or can't figure out how. Either way it proves that Ant and the people he hires have no idea how to run a network.

n/a watermoniker 2017-01-16

delete this please i like watching dave

n/a WheresMyBadges 2017-01-16

Yes. We need to keep this our dirty secret.

n/a boredgeologist 2017-01-16

I've posted this several times on this sub. The staff there are just really inept.

n/a watermoniker 2017-01-16

aaaannnd they fixed it finally.

n/a RickVince 2017-01-16

Delete this stupid...

n/a JD604 2017-01-16

Funny I thought I was the only one. Delete... I'll still listen if I'm in a pinch.

n/a boredgeologist 2017-01-16

No.

n/a waddledoodlebonedry 2017-01-16

They fixed that a couple of hours ago. Thanks.

n/a dickroach 2017-01-16

asshole

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n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-01-16

You waited a long time! The Mike Finoia Show was cancelled something like 9 months ago...

P.S. Lionel is a killer guest.

n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-01-16

Congratulations, sir. If a few more people followed suit, we may force Brother Joe to get an actual job.

n/a CowsAreCurious 2017-01-16

I cancelled about 3 months in. About 2 months too late imo. I realized I could see any episode I wanted with that being maybe 4 total shows over the last 2 years. I hated his boring ass race and statistics rants on O&A and I hated 2 hours of it every single day on his own show.

n/a havingmadfun 2017-01-16

His show is only 2 hours long?

n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-01-16

Nobody to steer the ship.

n/a K33PSUMMRSAYFE 2017-01-16

Yeah, 2 hours a day, 4 days a week.

n/a Fat_People_Hydra 2017-01-16

Not a fan of Hot Water OP?

n/a porsalin 2017-01-16

I enjoyed Deandre Harambe Jenkins for a while, Isis Faggot was funny at times. Probably one of the better shows but I subbed for Anthony and he's basically phoned it in for two years.

n/a AsunaKirito4Ever 2017-01-16

I was watching an old episode of TACS that took place before the election and Anthony was predicting 100% that Trump would win the popular vote but lose the electoral vote in a shady way and that Hillary and the powers that be would never allow Trump in the White House. Also he implied when that happened he would take up arms against the Government.

n/a no_one_inparticular 2017-01-16

This coming from a guy whose response to getting hit by a girl on the street was to cry about it in Twitter.

n/a WistfulNotions 2017-01-16

If he had just shut the fuck up that night, he would've been on the radio today, fanning the flames of trump and alt-right twitter skirmishes

n/a KikedyGold 2017-01-16

I bet O&A would suck a fat dick these days if Ant hadn't gotten fired.

n/a ExactlyUnlikeTea 2017-01-16

Jimmy would be carrying that show very hard

n/a wadall 2017-01-16

Notice you didn't mention Red Bar. Did you give him a chance?

n/a Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-01-16

He stinks. He spends two hours killing time building up the topic of the day that should be ten minutes of show time.

n/a porsalin 2017-01-16

I actually watched his four hour trashing of Joe matatese on redbarradio and was fucking hooked. Mostly because I hate matatese. Haven't really checked him out otherwise although I love his proud boy bashing and his assault on Buckby.

n/a Ryaninrichland 2017-01-16

good. now you can log in anyway for free. Try it.

n/a SociallyAwkwardRyan 2017-01-16

You know your network is atruggling for talent when East Side Dave is one of your hard carries

n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-01-16

Thanks for telling us.

Because no one else has ever told us that ever.

n/a holodog 2017-01-16

Hey everyone I finally got an EZ-Pass thing for my car today.

n/a placermutka 2017-01-16

This guy definintely didn't cancel anything.

n/a porsalin 2017-01-16

Yes I did you fawken P.O.G.

n/a placermutka 2017-01-16

Oh yeah, then wha happened?

n/a joeybeans12 2017-01-16

Welcome to 2015

n/a ThePittWolf 2017-01-16

Jesus fuck. Who gives a shit.

n/a russelldalrymple 2017-01-16

Ant is a reactionary guy. He needs to have a cohost. Ant is at his best hungover in the early morning while other people talk and he throws shit out from time to time.

Fucking moron just refuses.

n/a DeepJoeRogan 2017-01-16

And then what happened?

n/a porsalin 2017-01-16

Went to sleep after a lonely wank

n/a little-pete-ferguson 2017-01-16

I agree with you. I am so annoyed when Ant goes on other 'free' shows and is as funny as ever, but regurgitates the same drivel to his subscribers.

He loves the 'politics' - good for him. Why not split the sow into one hour funny and the other his political horseshit

n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-16

Split the sow?

Wut is he fawkin' bangin' Amy Schumer right in her fat slimey cunt or sumthin?

n/a grocery_man 2017-01-16

http://imgur.com/t8IHP

n/a majestik6 2017-01-16

It's odd that Anthony Cumia has the worst show on his own network. But Gavin's show is excellent, and Pat Dixon's show is laugh-out-loud funny.

In Hot Water is so offensive, I don't even know where I'd listen to it.

n/a Antoby 2017-01-16

Ant has until the next resub part to keep me. If he doesn't I am dropping the service. It isn't fun and he clearly doesn't give a fuck.

n/a Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-01-16

I think I'm with you and I mod the damn subreddit.

n/a onemancrimespree 2017-01-16

The best move for Ant would be to retire his own show, but remain as a co-host or regular guest spot on other shows on his network. He is a horrible host, but there is almost no better co-host for a shit talking comedy show than Anthony. He's the lazy guy you feed info or a premise to, to get comedy. He's not the guy you want to have doing a monologue on his own with no added interaction from others. Even when he does have guests, it's always someone I like but who seems boring when there.

I think I'm just put off by his desk/green screen to the point where I don't think him sitting there talking to a camera will ever succeed, or be something I am ever interested in viewing or hearing, and that's coming from someone who knows how funny the guy CAN be. The environment makes it impossible for him to be the valuable, relevant version of himself. The platform he has and the way he uses it accentuates all of his negatives and lacks any of his positive traits.

I know he invested all this time and money, but at some point you gotta admit you just didn't have a proper vision, or at least it didn't work out how you envisioned it. I see his show as a vanilla basement vlog, I can't see it as anything else. The Virus / High Voltage/ whatever was an empty corporate creation, but at least it brought some element of unexpected excitement. Anthony's show is not exciting, even the graphic designer should be given the death penalty for what he's doing to the image of this already-bankrupt brand. Almost every aspect of his operation is being done poorly, and ironically they're the easiest parts that you'd think would be built-in.

n/a Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-01-16

He should pay the other talent a little extra to sit in on his show either for the first or second hour. Change things up, get creative. He should only be by himself if there is something really pressing to rant about. He should never be alone interviewing a guest unless they're one of the well known regulars. There is absolutely nothing worse than Ant one on one with a dud of a guest for 2 hours. Holy shit it gets bad.

n/a KikedyGold 2017-01-16

It's crazy how unfunny and uninteresting he is when he's hosting. I get that he has to do a little more with controlling the segments and topics, but even if he gets into a riff with another funny comedian he just never has anything funny to say anymore. It's really just bizarre. He never seems to be putting his full effort into whatever he's currently talking about.

n/a boredgeologist 2017-01-16

Yeah I didn't read that and you are a faggot.

n/a onemancrimespree 2017-01-16

You're probably fat and gay!!!

n/a Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-01-16

After seeing him kill on Joe Matateses podcast and the likes of legion of shanks only to then see his own show suck a giant bag of dicks is an insult to subscribers who pay the rich fuck to get the shittiest online entertainment going.

That is a damn good point.

n/a ellasmitherson 2017-01-16

Who gives a fuck?

n/a AVCHD 2017-01-16

nobody cares.

n/a baraksobamas 2017-01-16

You are a faggot if you don't like Lionel.

n/a porsalin 2017-01-16

Then present a dick for me to Gag on.

n/a suchanjv 2017-01-16

Quote from Lionel on today's show;

"This network couldn't possibly become more popular than it is now."