Got a serious case of "the Mondays"

40  2017-01-16 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

Just had a big weekend of not wanking and wearing a suit.

Ah well, back to the grindstone. Those entrepreneurs aren't gonna venerate themselves am I right?

Take care out there, peckahs. Uhuru x

45 comments

n/a  I_Hate_Knickers 2017-01-16

Good morning.

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-16

Give me silver.

n/a  I_Hate_Knickers 2017-01-16

tsss yeah what are long john or sumpthin

n/a  satsamsit 2017-01-16

Eat two dicks and kill yourself in the morning.

n/a  I_Hate_Knickers 2017-01-16

Charming.

n/a  panasonictooth 2017-01-16

Do a wank then you queer. Mondayitis is no joke!

n/a  joomommyhappy 2017-01-16

I was saving this for the "Wednesday Wing-Ding" thread, but I think you could use it now, fella. ;)

http://data.whicdn.com/images/88744781/large.jpg

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-16

You're a saint on earth, buddy. That'll get me through til clock-punching time!

n/a  joomommyhappy 2017-01-16

Can the corn, you big galoot!

(waves dismissively in your direction)

n/a  TrackSuitVos 2017-01-16

Fellas, I tell ya, there's no week days, just work days. Ya know?

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-16

You sound like a real container of coffee and lunch pale kinda fella there friend.

n/a  TrackSuitVos 2017-01-16

You know how it is. Thermos full of Folger's, last night's pot roast on a couple slices of the old lady's homemade bread, and a Pall Mall before throwing the old tool belt back on and getting back on the roof.

n/a  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-16

artisinal joe

n/a  carribbeanjimmy 2017-01-16

As long as I got a venti starbucks, and my vape-pen you won't hear me complainin'. Another day, another dollar.... Ahhhh, what the hell do I know?

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-16

You sound like the kind of man who got a Delorian tat and a nosejob in the years preceding a girlfriend murder.

n/a  RealTonySchiavone 2017-01-16

*another day, another bitcoin

n/a  timothymodine 2017-01-16

This actually doesn't sound like a terrible life..... in comparison of course

n/a  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-01-16

Who needs a lunch pail when you can use the cement bags from the construction sites you work on?

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n/a  GstandsFORgets 2017-01-16

Cherries, captain crunch, raisin brand, fruity pebbles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch

n/a  MouseCunt 2017-01-16

It's "bran", not "brand" you dolt.

n/a  joeroganpodcastfan 2017-01-16

Cool it pal he's retarded

n/a  ScorzeMan 2017-01-16

So you don't have off for MLK Day?

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-16

No I'm English so no public nigger holidays here unfortunately.

n/a  ScorzeMan 2017-01-16

So sorry.

n/a  MoeGreenVegas 2017-01-16

What about the queen?

n/a  thrillated 2017-01-16

Look on the bright side, you probably get to claim all kinds of Muslim holidays that we're not even aware of

n/a  baraksobamas 2017-01-16

What's with the 5 brands of cereal thing? Do they have to know 5 different brands of cereal or are they not supposed to know 5 brands of cereal? Also, what does it have to do with anything else?

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-16

I think it's that they're being trolled by an aging hipster faggot who has created a boy-fuck club so he has 14 people to talk to on the failing "network" of his Moorish boss.

n/a  baraksobamas 2017-01-16

Makes sense

n/a  tags33 2017-01-16

I think it means they beat on you until you can name 5 cereals. We used to do it with purple nurples when I was young. However I was an elementary school and not a fucking middle aged man.

n/a  baraksobamas 2017-01-16

Ah, very well.

n/a  joeroganpodcastfan 2017-01-16

I actually pushed my schedule from 7to4 to 9to6 because I got so sick of waking up at 5am .. fuck the entrepreneur

n/a  Usoland 2017-01-16

Why do I feel like proudboys are always wearing they're dad's clothes?

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-16

God damn this made me laugh.

That gay Uhuru song was definitely made when the non-burn victim one's mother & lover were away for the weekend.

n/a  Billyassman 2017-01-16

Because they are.

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n/a  dickroach 2017-01-16

what ever happened to Regular Joe?

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-16

He became Faggot Jim.

n/a  copomash 2017-01-16

I thought he was dead ?

n/a  Joemomma101 2017-01-16

I sure hope you weren't wearing any sandals.

n/a  RSC-Tuff 2017-01-16

UHURU BROTHER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ids7n5W8RM

n/a  eastriverdriveII 2017-01-16

You wanna go to Chotskies for some coffee and maybe some pizza shooters or extreme fajitas?

n/a  simon160389 2017-01-16

So glad to see another fellow English O&A fan!

n/a  JoeCumiaSr 2017-01-16

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah niggers!

n/a  WheresMyBadges 2017-01-16

I don't care what anyone says, being able to create another human life is fucking MAGIC!

n/a  I_Hate_Knickers 2017-01-16

Charming.