Can we talk about how truly fucking pathetic Jimmy's obsession with getting pictures taken with celebrities is

33  2017-01-15 by [deleted]

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Its either this or tranny ears...

the worst was the paris hilton interview, when he stopped being mad at paris to get his photo

Yes! Jesus that was embarrassing.

It does make for good radio.

listen to baby boy threw a tantrum because that jeter baseball feller didnt take a pic with him is enraging

During that entire tantrum on how much he hates spoiled athletes he would stop and name players who have givin him his little photos and single them out as being cool. Little worm was stalking Yankees as they went to the bathroom and wondered why they wouldn't stop and sign his creepy photos they had previously taken with him. I'm convinced he became obsessed with the UFC because he knows that all of those shitheads will sign his photos if he slips them under the stall.

to be fair jim has been watching yamasaki "the super beast" garbageski since he was fighting in japan

He scouts Japanese events to see how celebrities respond to the insane amount of photo requests.

To be fair, Jeter did sound like a jerkoff.

It's this or go back to being a 12-beer-a-week alcoholic.

Yeah, world is not ready for craz prank calls and hijinx that would ensue.

I bet drunk Jimmy would rule

those times would be brutal but the hi jinx would be top notch as well.

He would be jim jeffries basically then

*You spelled "year" wrong

Actually, he didn't even attempt to spell year, for your information.

arent we all obsessed with celebrities?

maaaaaaaaaaaaan

Didn't he also rush Norm MacDonald out of the studio to get a ufc fighter in so he could get shit signed?

One of the worst moments in show history

Or human history, for that matter.

More horrific than the Holocaust and almost as horrific as the cake stomp

Worm history.

And he hasn't been back since.

Yes it was for Brock Lesnar

norm AND colin at the SAME TIME for lesnar who has zero charisma. lesnar is so dull, when hes in wwe they actually have a guy follow him around who speaks for him

I just imagine Jimmy's apartment looking like the entrance to a Manhattan dry-cleaners. Signed 8x10's of C lists actors taking up an entire wall

Thats the irony of it. The walls of his apartment are completely bare and always have been since the day he moved in.

He has famous trannies sign their photo "nothing is queerer than being in your rear"

To be fair, I think it would be fun for him to show his children all these pics.

Brooottaalll

You can't get 'those' people pregnant

They were hassling some NASCAR publicist one day and he was basically begging her for a picture with Jimmy Johnson (one of those guys not quite sure) then proceeded to have a passive aggressive fit even though he never heard of him until she came in. It made me happy that he didn't get it.

i remember in one of those interviews he did with GQ or whatever, he told them its like a ritual for him to visit his shrine of celebrity photo and signed boxing gloves every morning

this 'obsession' is another fake schtick, like being in recovery and edging for 8 hours. jimmy feels the need to lie about things like this because he thinks it makes him damaged.

Yes. You nailed it.

He is gonna have the worlds best funeral tho.

30 mins of celebs and him mixed in with candid shots.

Everyone will be crying so hard!

You just know whoever is left in his family is gonna burn all that useless parafernalia in a furnace the second he kicks the bucket.

along side his remaindered books

I take solace in the fact that he's a fat shit in 95 percent of those pictures.

My office is right across from a hotel where all visiting pro athletes stay when they are in town, and celebrities filming shit, and there's always autograph hounds outside and most are like Jimmy... middle aged men. Autographs are on thing if you're a kid and it's some sports hero or musician you are into... but if you're a grown fucking man and in the entertainment industry as a performer... it's fucking pathetic.

It's mental illness. Disgusting habit, Jim is a hoarder and he doesn't know it.

I always thought Jim's sense of entitlement about pictures was hilarious. Like how when De Niro said "no" Jimmy gave him a pass because De Niro was at an event supporting a friend and didn't want to take attention away from them. Like they need an excuse to say they don't want to take a picture. Jimmy hating Derek Jeter for saying no to a picture was always hilarious to me because when telling it you could tell that Jimmy was completely cock blocking Jeter when he was asking for the picture and had no idea.

It wouldn't bother me if it was people he was legit fans of, but when it was just "anyone famous" even if he didn't like them, it was def weird.

He doesn't seem to do this much anymore, or at least not talk about it as much.

I used to collect autographs, they're pretty cool to have looking back on them. But what the fuck would I do with photos of myself with other dudes?