This is jim and about every women he knows and definitely any who opened for him.

He likes to imply he fucks his openers

I never really got that impression.

You probably don't listen as oft as I do then.

Not so much lately, so you're probably right.

I remember him outright saying he would never fuck one of his openers because it would be kind of a weird power move. I also drink excessively so I don't know if you should trust me.

I do too, but that rings a bell. I think he's flattered to have pretty girls around him but is too self defeating to make anything happen.

I just think he would consider it a little rapey because of the implications. He might be a creep but he definitely wouldn't rape a bitch.

Yeah, as much as we shit on him he's a good egg

Hasn't he fucked or at least tried to fuck interns for Ron and Fez and he's constantly trying to fuck porn actresses who come on the show... that's not much different. They would think "if I fuck this guy who works on the radio maybe he can help out my career."

Thanks for the caveat fellas.

I don't get that feeling at all. Most of his stories are "yeaaah we went out a couple times and I just didn't get that vibe from her."

I've always imagined him as the perfect gentleman, or at least in my dreams he is.

Nah it's more that most of them are in relationships with other men. He's just a lying sack a shit

He hires them just to smell their shoes backstage.

I can respect that.

Lol why would someone post this

Anyone who thinks this is funny is too young to drink a beer

Anybody who writes texts out in huge blocks like that should be beheaded. And anybody who compliments a woman with anything more than two or three words ought to be right in line behind the first group.

Seems a bit harsh.

Isn't it? Serves them right for making such embarrassing shitheads of themselves. Sometimes a good beheading is the only way you learn.

I'm just in a bad mood. PM me a picture of your butthole and make me feel better.

ugh your fucking stupid username made me laugh

It is indeed immensely stupid.

What if you get off on the humiliation of being a pathetic cuck with no game? Then you're winning, because you're using some twat as J/O material by reading your shameful text.

Tss midway, looks like this guy's going all the way, right col?

"When u txt bae but she don't hit u back"

What is this, #Savage"People"Twitter?

Athletic Twitter.

Rich Vos will be appearing at Standup Scottsdale in Scottsdale, Arizona Thursday, January 26th through Saturday, January 28th you lazy, unfunny turd.

punctufuckingation

Tsss more like Peckah fuckin' Nation, we're a sensation!

Nice one Lyle

I need a good laugh. Does anyone have that text when jimmy texted a block of text to amy and she said aw thanks?

Having an orgasm on his mother's greedy tongue would be less embarrassing.

It's amazing how much the inclusion of greedy makes an already vile (hot) statement even more foul.

Goddammit I have said the "don't you forget it" shit. Yuck.

'thx'? The bitch is leading him on.

K