Chip doing time

78  2017-01-14 by _DMEW

46 comments

Da ya think he does well at job interviews?

Yes.

Good news, he's a body piercer.

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Who wouldn't want to get CPR from him.

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If you ever needed one picture to sum up meth, this would be it.

Each CPR comes with a free set of tuberculosis.

Unless you own your own shop or work at an unusually busy shop, piercers make fuck all. Like 10 bucks a hole.

I charge $20 for my hole.

Tsss

Proficient in blood borne pathogens? I like to spread disease too!

And with getting pussy

Maori Don Rickles

Jim's fucked worse

Good news, it's going to be out soon.Patton Oswalt this is what you should be scared of.

He has baby hair

Schurrrrre

Uncle Chip tsss I didnt do nothing

He looks exactly like an overgrown baby. An ugly baby, but a baby nonetheless.

I don't know who I want to visit first. His barber or his tattoo artist.

Neither swim walk

completely employable

is he?

What's with the hair? Does he use plutonium in his ink?

This guy's a riot

How about a little prison-rape for the Chippuh?

All those scawy tats and he still looks like a dork.

Sisters? Tiss What 're ya' a buncha girl's or sumthin'? Hob Gobble Gobble Gobble

Lamar got me to join his friends the Crips. tssss I was like whattya in a wheelchair or something? tsss tsss they tried to hit me fer that but I beat up those cocksuckahs. Now I'm Chip the crip. tsss

My guess is he had cancer as a kid. I knew a guy who had the same kind of hair as a result of radiation treatment during childhood. It can also lead to stunted growth, which this guy appears to suffer from based on his myspace pics. All the badass shit is just overcompensating.

It's probably not as much overcompensating as it is surviving in jail. That dude has for sure stabbed people for looking at him the wrong way.

Lil Chippy D

why arent you letting me have a shower? ouch! what is that yore peckah or somethin?

Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

lamar got uppity

Tss he's the leader of the Los Zikas or somethin

just put it down...seriously.

At least his tattoos aren't so bad that his death would mean nothing to his friends & family.

What an unfortunate looking chap

Bless him and his poor life choices. If I hugged him would he shank me? He needs hugs.

David Ferrie Jr.

It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma or sumtin....

Really hit the genetic lottery

fawk yea, ima bad muthafukka. i'll shank a muthafukka and make em suck my peckah!!!

Good God Christ on a pony what the fuck is that thing?

This just about proves my point. If you have tattoos, you're scum.

I for one think his look is pretty sweet.

I didn't know my fetish was white trash progeria kids until today.