Whitney Cummings being humurous

9  2017-01-14 by JMueller2012

32 comments

She's got a nice body. Pity about the face, and the voice and the talent.

I'd love to stick a dick or two in that ass

..hey.. LANGUAGE BUDDY

........this is my house

yeah? is it?

The things I would love to do to her...like take her out for a nice meal and joke around a bit or eat her ass, either or.

......knife rape her, dig a hole for her etc

I'm a hopeless romantic so regular rape is much more in my wheelhouse.

Ew you want her to tell jokes? That's fucking disgusting.

Disclaimer: I watched that video with the sound off. Fake laughing at a girl's "jokes" so I can fuck her is already par for the course. Honestly I've never seen her standup but I can't unsee that ass either. How unfunny could she possibly be?

She is awful. Like a toned down Lisa Lampaneli mixed with Big Amy's Muh Vagina routine. And she goes on Stern and whines about how everybody is mean to her because they are jealous she is hot and got rich from 2 Broke Girls. And like Big Amy she claims she grew up poor but people who knew her disputed that in some articles she got pissed off about.

The victim dollar is strong today man.

that bitch is nearly as funny as the funny and hilaarious comediƩnne Iliza Shlesinger http://i.imgur.com/FB3j5cg.jpg

She has a nice set of knockers. Almost as nice as Opies.

Whassat?

Slang for titties, gold please!

okay hold... this is clearly just one of HOWIDs guys from the reddist tryina TROLL us..

Ha! That is pretty funny I guess...
Gotta respect the girl for constantly working on her craft.

her craft..hhaha... like she CRAFTS her TITS and ASS haha

am i right guise

I would love to stick my peckah between those giant fooooooockin tits!!!

HEY! HEY! shes a WOMAN okay! how about some RESPECT!

Il show her some respect... (respect is the nickname I gave my peckah)

you know what pal, you show a level of disrespect to women that i dont like. this sub is NOT the place for that. i have reported you to the moderators of this subreddit so that you will NOT continue to spew this hate.

Why did you report me? Oh that's right, cuz mods here are the biggest bunch of fuckin girls going

The hottest bitch in Whoville, for sure.

oh my god I would bury my face between those thighs and burrow

I hope Pig Schumer doesn't steal that humorous anecdote.

She fugaot ha pannties

tss why not tumorous ah sumptin

Not a fan of the flat elephant ass.

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Cummings? Don't mind if I do.