That line broke my heart more than anything else. That man was proud of the work he did, that he worked and got some little form of reward. The way he talks he might have some sort of mental disability. But he was proud of his accomplishments in a world he cannot function in. He literally has nothing, and the took the one bit of joy this man had. They didn't just ruin his cake, they stole his pride. They ruined something that meant something to him
That fucker just made me laugh harder at the cake stomp than ever
Damn I miss the Opie "The Destroyer" character. so many great LOLs over the years. if the Opester ever decides to leave sirius i hope he can bring back this back because he was hilarious.
I was really starting to worry that you were not going to comment on this shit. However, I should have known better that you would NEVER let me down! Please keep up the good work sir!
Apparently his wife had multiple affairs with Bam Margera, and the paternity of both of his children is questionable. Also, his daughter was born with down syndrome. I feel very sorry for his kids, but you cant help but think its some form of karmic retribution.
I get annoyed a lot when I read the "normal" subreddits because it seems like the most unoriginal trite shit is seen by redditors as the greatest. And they pat themselves on the back for it, it's weird.
Hey OP, you're going to get this sub banned for brigading. At least post with a fake account so we can pretend we don't know you, which is what we secretly wish anyway.
Jesus reddit is just the worst. Every 6 months from now until we're all dead, a new crop of concerned faggots are going to find this video and get their "hearts broken". They'll leave a long comment about how terrible a person Opie is, and thus how good they are, and feel all righteous when they get plenty of karma upboats.
Then they'll quickly forget all about it to go back to arguing about what actors will be in the new comic book movie for children until the next outrage pops up and they can signal their virtues to a different group.
That's the best part about it. They jump on the internet to grandstand about how awesome they are, get a few pats on the back, and then go right on with their lives walking past homeless people.
They're like the dead in Sixth Sense. They only see what they want to see. They can't acknowledge that yes, they too, are terrible people. Same as people that complain about rich guys and how selfish they are, ignoring that most people, when given money, will do the same exact thing. They won't give it away; they'll save it.
They repost shit constantly. The fact that this gained a bit of traction and success once guarantees it constant attention from these frontpage cocksuckers just using old stories to rile up the "community" to make them feel all united and get himself some post karma. Fantasy internet points are currency to them.
Then they'll quickly forget all about it to go back to arguing about what actors will be in the new comic book movie for children
As opposed to cultured people with grown-up interests like us, who argue about a bunch of has-beens who used to be on a morning shock jock radio show that we used to enjoy.
Opie has always been completely talentless in radio so, lacking the mental capability to say or do anything funny, his go-to bit was being an asshole to people. Please go let him know on twitter how much you hate him and want him to fail in life, he's already well on his way since losing his show and eventually his headlining position on the channel.
If we made 1/10th of the threats and calls for brigading that these other subs do we would be shut down so quick.
This is one of my favorite parts about this sub. Every six months or so brave autists from this subreddit go into the faggotiest realms of reddit to further annoy and damage the reputation of the Opester.
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n/a boring_oneliner 2017-01-14
https://twitter.com/HOLDONHOLDONHO/status/815849033222787073
why do you retweet one of "those" people?
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-01-14
I love how these assholes magically hear both Bill Burr and Louis CK in this clip.
n/a Tom_Stall 2017-01-14
Do you have a problem with that? Do you want to defend their good name?
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-01-14
I like that Louie made those girls watch him jerk.
n/a Tom_Stall 2017-01-14
Me too.
n/a theee_tOECUTTTEr 2017-01-14
That fucker just made me laugh harder at the cake stomp than ever
n/a theee_tOECUTTEr 2017-01-14
Why are you a fucking weirdo?
n/a Smokegreentrees 2017-01-14
why did you steal that guys name?
n/a andycumiashow 2017-01-14
Seriously. That guys a real creep.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-01-14
He's a weirdo.
n/a Mikekekeke 2017-01-14
Gold please.
n/a Nulltor 2017-01-14
That's rich coming from you! LOL
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-01-14
🤓
n/a Nulltor 2017-01-14
I'm just ribbing ya, cracking wise
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-01-14
You've been replaced.
n/a matterson6 2017-01-14
He earned a beating.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-14
There are massive faggots, and then there are redditors.
n/a EricHitchmo 2017-01-14
They remind me of Meadow Soprano's dorm roommate
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-01-14
A bunch of ninnies moaning about anti-vaccination and tearing hair out of their follicles about climate change.
n/a lowend73 2017-01-14
The blond coal-burner? Who freaked when she saw the homeless lady with newspaper stuck up her ass? Good comparison
n/a stinksskc 2017-01-14
so fucking dramatic.
the feels on the bus go round and round
n/a andycumiashow 2017-01-14
Oh that quote makes me want to die
n/a MrKrinkel 2017-01-14
That's why you want to die? I'm gonna mosh poop in your teeth
n/a Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-01-14
What the actual fuck?
n/a VeritablyClean 2017-01-14
it's what /r/louie said about some episode. I pray that they're sterile
n/a Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-01-14
I know. "What the actual fuck?" is another gay ass phrase I see on reddit.
n/a georgie_best 2017-01-14
That's not true. He had two teeth
n/a VeritablyClean 2017-01-14
woke up in a smelly dumpster next to an old cake
n/a sgt150 2017-01-14
makes me kind of like opie again
n/a CowsAreCurious 2017-01-14
For anyone that forgot, ehondaslaps is the same faggot from here that was convinced Dan Soder stole a joke from him.
n/a Transgendered_Chip 2017-01-14
Did you reply to the right post?
n/a CowsAreCurious 2017-01-14
It appears I did not.
n/a Transgendered_Chip 2017-01-14
Thank god. I'm fat enough that it could have been a stroke.
n/a truthie 2017-01-14
Let's see them titties piggy boy.
n/a MrKrinkel 2017-01-14
No kidding, time for pig tit!
n/a TheScarletR 2017-01-14
Youre not wrong though.
n/a ValleyChip 2017-01-14
What a stupid idiot.
n/a stinksskc 2017-01-14
oh i hate that faggot
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-01-14
Don't get drunk while you're pregnant ladies.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-01-14
And he was white knighting Dani hoping she'd fuck him.
n/a PatBattle1 2017-01-14
Damn I miss the Opie "The Destroyer" character. so many great LOLs over the years. if the Opester ever decides to leave sirius i hope he can bring back this back because he was hilarious.
n/a Jake_91_420 2017-01-14
Hi Opie you big titted piece of shit
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-01-14
if /u/pfg-sciple is ever convicted of his crimes I think you're my new favorite character
n/a wllmweller 2017-01-14
I was really starting to worry that you were not going to comment on this shit. However, I should have known better that you would NEVER let me down! Please keep up the good work sir!
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-01-14
From concerned commenter /u/DanisRibs
The only ribs hurting today are mine.
n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-01-14
Got a nigga carton's ribs hurtin today
n/a DanisRibs 2017-01-14
This is how I feel right now
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-01-14
reptilian
n/a Spokker 2017-01-14
Where is DanisBiteMark
n/a VeritablyClean 2017-01-14
got a niggas ribs
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hurtin tahday
n/a Peckahnator 2017-01-14
Reddit is such a fucking cancerous site. This sub is literally the only thing worth a fuck on it.
n/a peckaface 2017-01-14
There's lots of good porn on here too.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-01-14
Meh, there are better places for that.
n/a mikelp1973 2017-01-14
No there is no better place than /r/simps
n/a boofk 2017-01-14
It's a good place for niche subs that post links to the real sites.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-14
I get annoyed a lot when I read the "normal" subreddits because it seems like the most unoriginal trite shit is seen by redditors as the greatest. And they pat themselves on the back for it, it's weird.
n/a Mud- 2017-01-14
Haha. Nicely done.
n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-01-14
I leery them know they should tweet tits if that made them massed. Hopefully i don't get banned for brigading
n/a Transgendered_Chip 2017-01-14
Sir, you're not good at this. That happens organically.
n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-01-14
I'm sorry I'm an excited boy... I couldn't wait
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-14
That's how I got shadow banned the first time.
n/a stupidfatbobkelly 2017-01-14
Do ya?
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-01-14
Hey OP, you're going to get this sub banned for brigading. At least post with a fake account so we can pretend we don't know you, which is what we secretly wish anyway.
n/a DanisRibs 2017-01-14
This sub being banned is the only thing that is going to cure me of my autism
n/a Spokker 2017-01-14
Please end our suffering, admins.
n/a EskimoEscrow 2017-01-14
Jesus reddit is just the worst. Every 6 months from now until we're all dead, a new crop of concerned faggots are going to find this video and get their "hearts broken". They'll leave a long comment about how terrible a person Opie is, and thus how good they are, and feel all righteous when they get plenty of karma upboats.
Then they'll quickly forget all about it to go back to arguing about what actors will be in the new comic book movie for children until the next outrage pops up and they can signal their virtues to a different group.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-14
Way she goes
n/a Spokker 2017-01-14
Circle of life. Every 4-5 years a new crop of faggots sign up for Reddit and begins the cycle anew.
n/a tomo89 2017-01-14
That's the best part about it. They jump on the internet to grandstand about how awesome they are, get a few pats on the back, and then go right on with their lives walking past homeless people.
They're like the dead in Sixth Sense. They only see what they want to see. They can't acknowledge that yes, they too, are terrible people. Same as people that complain about rich guys and how selfish they are, ignoring that most people, when given money, will do the same exact thing. They won't give it away; they'll save it.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-01-14
despite us tricking them into it, they're still right to hate opie
n/a mikelp1973 2017-01-14
Whats an upboat?
n/a VeritablyClean 2017-01-14
it's when you toot on a dick like an old steam boat
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-01-14
It when you touch another man's prostate
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-01-14
They repost shit constantly. The fact that this gained a bit of traction and success once guarantees it constant attention from these frontpage cocksuckers just using old stories to rile up the "community" to make them feel all united and get himself some post karma. Fantasy internet points are currency to them.
n/a TobyTheRobot 2017-01-14
As opposed to cultured people with grown-up interests like us, who argue about a bunch of has-beens who used to be on a morning shock jock radio show that we used to enjoy.
n/a matterson6 2017-01-14
I fucking hate humanity.
n/a John_Gulbunny 2017-01-14
This will never get old
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-01-14
Any time of the year that cakestomp goes viral is a good time of the year.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-01-14
Titsmas came real early this year
n/a chickennuggetkid 2017-01-14
Liberals are on a witch hunt right now, if this video went more viral i think opie really could get cancelled.
n/a stinksskc 2017-01-14
yes! i love this shit.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-01-14
If we made 1/10th of the threats and calls for brigading that these other subs do we would be shut down so quick.
n/a TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-01-14
This is one of my favorite parts about this sub. Every six months or so brave autists from this subreddit go into the faggotiest realms of reddit to further annoy and damage the reputation of the Opester.
n/a JesseVentura911 2017-01-14
DASSDABITDOE
n/a SKARx317 2017-01-14
I dont read any of that stuff (sniff) who the fuck would look at REDDIT?!?! http://i.imgur.com/9gyoXQP.jpg
n/a dakkar1 2017-01-14
another copy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cSGL8fCieE
n/a Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-01-14
Opie sucks, but this commenter is a hero anyway: https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/5nvkmx/a_homeless_man_offers_his_cake_to_a_millionaire/dcf1g0v/
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-01-14
I absolutely love how this just won't die. It keeps coming back, like a mild herpetic infection.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-01-14
Don't get drunk while you're pregnant ladies.