BickBickerson, resident dork of our scumbag community, gets a late night wrestling promo style thrashing on chat by mostly drunken slobs like me.

0  2017-01-14 by racemic_mixture

I had roughly just over one hundred promo style insults cut on bick - based on using word search in a word document. Dip had just under 50. Alaia had 5. A few others chimed in with 1 or 2. This occurred between about 5 and 6 AM Eastern Time on a friday night / sat morning, so please excuse the sloppy typing.

I expect this to be downvoted, so have at it if you like. I'm not doing this for internet points, I just want to post it on the webs so it will live on forever and future generations will have have access to some information regarding just how big of a chump he was. Disclaimer: This is not intended to be a bullying campaign, however I personally do intend to continue making fun of bick in the future.

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  1. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:25:28] <DipChipperson> i thought bick was large and in charge
  2. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:25:34] <Blues_Jews> he is
  3. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:25:43] <Blues_Jews> i was wondering if our new friend knew that though
  4. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:25:44] <ShetUp> lippyy is joe derosa
  5. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:52:52] <Racemic_Mixture> OK I think I am finally done
  6. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:25:52] <BickTheNiggerson> Only in charge of this chat, not his stomach
  7. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:25:53] <DipChipperson> the face that runs the place
  8. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:26:20] <BickBickerson> although im really angry now
  9. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:26:26] <Racemic_Mixture> The fag thats somehow on the rag
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  13. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:26:42] <BickBickerson> i ran out of liquor
  14. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:26:55] <ShetUp> huff paint?
  15. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:26:57] <Racemic_Mixture> you need better planning man
  16. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:26:59] <BickBickerson> so fuck you and im done
  17. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:27:00] <DipChipperson> the tard who runs the yard
  18. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:27:26] <ShetUp> the queer trusted to steer?
  19. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:27:34] <BickBickerson> five done enough
  20. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:27:37] <Racemic_Mixture> Im sorry I cant competently schedule your drinking schedule you amatuer
  21. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:27:45] <DipChipperson> the dope who should hang from a rope
  22. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:28:05] <BickBickerson> i've given you people a new podcast
  23. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:28:15] <DipChipperson> fuck you for that
  24. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:28:22] <Racemic_Mixture> the nerd who can't blend with the herd
  25. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:28:26] <BickBickerson> fair
  26. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:28:48] <AlaiaCrow> lol
  27. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:28:52] <ShetUp> couldnt they just shoot her first?
  28. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:29:03] <AlaiaCrow> flamethrower or bust
  29. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:29:08] <Racemic_Mixture> his laptop has a mic, and now we hear a dike
  30. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:29:13] <BickBickerson> racemic: how about you shut the fuck up
  31. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:29:25] <Racemic_Mixture> you gettin mad gro?
  32. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:29:27] <BickBickerson> nobody cares, at all
  33. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:29:29] <BickBickerson> no
  34. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:29:35] <BickBickerson> its just
  35. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:29:43] <ShetUp> hahahahah this is great
  36. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:29:47] <BickBickerson> shut the fuck up, jesus
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  38. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:29:49] <DipChipperson> the wit with painful shits
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  40. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:30:16] <DipChipperson> the sociopath who cant do math
  41. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:30:32] <ShetUp> my face hurts
  42. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:30:36] <Racemic_Mixture> the guy who gets mad but claims he's just rad
  43. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:30:42] <BickBickerson> how am i sociopath
  44. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:31:02] <Racemic_Mixture> the sociopath with no actual life path
  45. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:31:06] <DipChipperson> the nightmare on welfare
  46. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:31:10] [init] Saving channel state to disk
  47. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:31:16] <BickBickerson> i chllenge you to explain that
  48. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:31:28] <BickBickerson> jump on the uh
  49. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:31:36] <DipChipperson> the P I G getting a G E D
  50. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:31:39] <BickBickerson> whats it called
  51. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:31:46] <Racemic_Mixture> the threatened insecure man who is MY verbal can
  52. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:31:50] <BickBickerson> dip whats it called
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  55. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:32:20] <BickBickerson> racemic whats it called
  56. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:32:23] <BickBickerson> get on that shit
  57. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:32:46] <BickBickerson> discord
  58. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:33:01] <ShetUp> you coulda just scrolled down
  59. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:33:14] <DipChipperson> you shoulda just slit your wrists
  60. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:33:22] <Racemic_Mixture> the guy who wants to verbalize, but should prolly just chill and herbalize
  61. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:33:24] <BickBickerson> you could have just got on discord
  62. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:33:29] <BickBickerson> not seeing it
  63. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:34:06] <Racemic_Mixture> that one mad fellla whos callin me yella
  64. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:34:22] <Racemic_Mixture> I can dop this all night bro
  65. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:34:26] <ShetUp> YEAH BOYISH BODIES ARE HOT RIGHT GUYS?
  66. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:34:27] <DipChipperson> yeah hes a pieca shit or somethin
  67. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:35:17] <MarkUnderscore> new pussy
  68. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:35:19] <Racemic_Mixture> the main reson that braunheiser is leavin
  69. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:35:35] <sharpie_is_black> fawkin alien or sumtin
  70. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:35:36] <Racemic_Mixture> the dork that looks like pork
  71. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:35:56] <ShetUp> this movie rules
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  76. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:36:23] <JimmyJams> lets pro choice a baby outta a bitch
  77. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:36:38] <Racemic_Mixture> i was just thnkin
  78. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:37:00] <JimmyJams> thats one way to drop 10 pounds in 5 minutes
  79. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:37:46] <BickBickerson> racemic get on discord
  80. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:37:46] <Sark> <a href="https://puu.sh/tlSBv/65fd6f99eb.png" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://puu.sh/tlSBv/65fd6f99eb.png&lt;/a>
  81. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:37:50] <BickBickerson> im bord
  82. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:37:54] <BickBickerson> bored
  83. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:37:56] <Racemic_Mixture> if that alien gets her and luts its thing down her throat... there is like a small window of time where you could fuck her and claim you double teamed a chick with an alien
  84. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:37:57] <Sark> i thought the next one was going to be a continuuation of this
  85. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:38:42] <Racemic_Mixture> i think it is supposed to aty least start tying things together I think
  86. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:38:52] <ShetUp> EEEEEYYYYDDEAAAA 51!
  87. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:38:54] <Racemic_Mixture> this movie left a lot to speculation
  88. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:38:59] <DipChipperson> bick is the fruit who has no loot
  89. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:39:11] <DipChipperson> this movie had a shit script
  90. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:39:13] <BickBickerson> that sounds reasonable but you're a retard
  91. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:39:28] <BickBickerson> and scared
  92. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:39:28] <JimmyJams> bitch be trippin
  93. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:39:30] <DipChipperson> the queer who cant handle his beer
  94. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:39:50] <Racemic_Mixture> on his podcast its mostly burps, in real life its mostly slurps
  95. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:39:58] <ShetUp> hahahaha
  96. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:39:59] <BickBickerson> err'one scared to get on dat discord
  97. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:40:41] <Racemic_Mixture> the man who can't jizzz without our voices
  98. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:40:50] <ShetUp> racemic and dip are tag teamin this nigga
  99. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:41:06] <TheAmazingPearl> looks like Johnny Knoxville in makeup
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  101. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:41:13] <AlaiaCrow> lol
  102. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:41:39] <ShetUp> the daaaaaahksiiiiide
  103. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:41:40] <DipChipperson> the man with no poise who touches young boys
  104. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:42:10] <Racemic_Mixture> the pedo who still gets no head tho
  105. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:42:15] <AlaiaCrow> the man with the gut to young boys he nuts
  106. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:42:19] <JimmyJams> she should have got a boob job when she was in that thing
  107. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:42:22] <LithiumAM> why aint people in discod
  108. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:42:35] <Racemic_Mixture> aw shit alaia is jumpiun in
  109. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:42:43] <DipChipperson> he demands some discor but leaves everyone bored
  110. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:42:44] <Racemic_Mixture> these is gonna get gang rapey
  111. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:42:45] <ShetUp> the man who gets bigger and watches his wife fuck niggers
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  113. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:42:49] <AlaiaCrow> lol gotta get creative
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  116. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:43:14] <ShetUp> WAIT WAIT I GOT SUMPTIN
  117. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:43:18] <AlaiaCrow> the man with the tummy who thinks alter boys are yummy
  118. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:43:22] <DipChipperson> this is gonna be good
  119. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:43:23] <Racemic_Mixture> that oine guy you know, who claims "no homo"
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  121. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:43:36] <ShetUp> FUCKING GUY NEEDS TO DIE
  122. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:43:55] <Racemic_Mixture> that fine young gent, who is always gettin bent
  123. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:44:00] <DipChipperson> that guy in the chat whose fingers are fat
  124. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:44:19] <AlaiaCrow> the guy named bick with thighs super thick
  125. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:44:31] <DipChipperson> he likes his food--use as much as sexual abuse
  126. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:44:38] <ShetUp> the guy named bick who loves chicks with dicks
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  128. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:45:07] <DipChipperson> that kid in the halls with mold on his balls
  129. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:45:17] <Racemic_Mixture> he might be a ginger, but his burps message "binger"
  130. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:45:36] <DipChipperson> runnin ouf of steam now
  131. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:46:00] <AlaiaCrow> smellin them old man hands
  132. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:46:04] <AlaiaCrow> this one freaky bitch
  133. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:46:05] <Racemic_Mixture> hes got a small dick, and has the opinions of a chick
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  135. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:46:33] <JimmyJams> father? now that scene is 100% more erotic
  136. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:47:47] <Racemic_Mixture> he voted for clintons but trump stilll wins tons
  137. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:47:50] <ShetUp> his ankles are shaking while his thighs are a scrapin'
  138. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:48:14] <AlaiaCrow> for burgers and fries he yells and he cries
  139. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:48:20] <ShetUp> HAHAHAH
  140. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:48:24] <Racemic_Mixture> his genetics are bad and he's always mad
  141. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:49:39] <Racemic_Mixture> he once had an opin-ion, since then been ripped on
  142. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:49:51] <ShetUp> his toilet is breaking from the shits he keeps taking
  143. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:50:24] <JimmyJams> there are pictures of girls in that folder, but they should be a lot older
  144. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:50:30] <AlaiaCrow> lol
  145. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:50:34] <Racemic_Mixture> his digestive track looks like '04 Iraq
  146. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:51:00] <TheAmazingPearl> that's The Mountain from season 2 of GoT
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  148. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:51:31] <ShetUp> make him blow you!
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  151. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:52:16] <ShetUp> so what are these things? are they trying to make xenomorphs?
  152. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:52:28] <Racemic_Mixture> he takes 7th grade math 25 years into his life path
  153. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:52:36] <ShetUp> hahah
  154. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:52:55] <Racemic_Mixture> keeeps gettin wrecked but he has no way yto check
  155. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:53:08] <AlaiaCrow> the skin on his feet smell like a homeless retreat
  156. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:53:51] <DipChipperson> bick comment?
  157. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:53:55] <ShetUp> his belly is showing while his cancer is growing
  158. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:54:04] <Racemic_Mixture> he once ate a salad then called it invalid
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  160. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:55:00] <Racemic_Mixture> the man who attacks, but ends with cum on his back
  161. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:55:03] <DipChipperson> the sad part is that all of these jokes could apply to gilgore as well
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  165. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:56:00] <Racemic_Mixture> his alias has grown quiet, now just get on a diet
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  169. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:56:36] <DipChipperson> he has nothing to say, just wishes he wasnt gay
  170. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:56:43] <Racemic_Mixture> he still sticks around, even while being torn down
  171. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:57:12] <Racemic_Mixture> he pretends not to hear but we know he's a queer
  172. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:57:13] <DipChipperson> he gets covered in shit but socially this is as good as it gets
  173. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:58:04] <Racemic_Mixture> he ran out of beer yet his mind is unclear
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  177. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:58:28] <ShetUp> he eats cake in succession while he begs for attention
  178. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:58:42] <Racemic_Mixture> that one fella who never is mellow
  179. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:58:43] <DipChipperson> BOO
  180. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:59:06] <Racemic_Mixture> shet up it has to ryme
  181. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:59:19] <Racemic_Mixture> or almost ryme
  182. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:59:46] <JimmyJams> his name is Bick and he doesn't have a peckah!
  183. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:59:53] <AlaiaCrow> tss
  184. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:59:57] <JimmyJams> ;)
  185. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:01:01] <DipChipperson> he talks like a fool and has blood in his stool
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  187. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:01:18] <Racemic_Mixture> the man who dosen't get laid despite getting constantly played
  188. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:01:24] <AlaiaCrow> he refuses to chew that's why it hurts when he poos
  189. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:01:32] <sharpie_is_black> who are we ripping on
  190. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:01:36] <Racemic_Mixture> bic
  191. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:01:36] <ShetUp> bick
  192. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:01:44] [mediarefresher] Refreshed Google Docs video with ID 0B0F-7C9b-Iu_a0dVNzdMbUVVMWc
  193. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:01:47] <DipChipperson> he thinks hes the shit but never felt up some tits
  194. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:01:52] <sharpie_is_black> FAWKIN GINGER FUCK, or sumtin
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  197. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:01:56] <AlaiaCrow> tss
  198. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:01:58] <ShetUp> thats a sweet lookin axe
  199. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:02:16] <Racemic_Mixture> his handle is bick, it rightfully rhymes with dick
  200. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:02:35] <DipChipperson> he hair is clown red and we wish he was dead
  201. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:02:38] <Autoclesis> Aw right at the end.
  202. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:02:44] <Racemic_Mixture> hes a giant faggot that is a fan of bob saget
  203. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:02:47] <JimmyJams> yo that nigga pissed
  204. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:02:48] <Autoclesis> I love this shitty movie.
  205. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:03] <DipChipperson> hes never scored quim but donated to jim
  206. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:13] <Racemic_Mixture> that furios guy who whises we'd die
  207. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:20] <sharpie_is_black> what is that tentacle thing
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  209. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:27] <JimmyJams> scary vagina monster
  210. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:28] <TheAmazingPearl> her baby
  211. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:30] <sharpie_is_black> a mutation of the creators or some shit
  212. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:34] <ShetUp> "touch my peckah"
  213. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:41] <DipChipperson> another shitty plot hole
  214. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:44] <Autoclesis> A giant facehugger that she birthed hour(s)? ago.
  215. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:44] <Racemic_Mixture> my spelling is bad but at least i have a dad
  216. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:47] <sharpie_is_black> oh
  217. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:51] <sharpie_is_black> thats the very first alien
  218. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:53] <TheAmazingPearl> how is it a plothole?
  219. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:53] <sharpie_is_black> im pretty sure
  220. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:03:58] <JimmyJams> take this alien dick homie!!!!
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  223. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:04:13] <DipChipperson> the script is a disaster
  224. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:04:19] <Autoclesis> And then Nooni Rapeface cries more.
  225. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:04:52] <Racemic_Mixture> hes a fan of free shit, but benie got lit
  226. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:04:58] <ShetUp> alien movies had good scripts?
  227. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:05:09] <DipChipperson> the first one was solid
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  230. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:05:26] <Autoclesis> It wasn't being compared though.
  231. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:05:32] <Racemic_Mixture> his mom tried so hard, but he's still a tard
  232. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:05:48] <Autoclesis> This movie cannot stand on its own, it has to have "OH ALIENS REMEMBER".
  233. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:05:53] <DipChipperson> bicks a good sport about his moms attempt to abort
  234. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:06:00] <Racemic_Mixture> he's that one guy you wish would go die
  235. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:06:00] <AlaiaCrow> lol
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  237. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:06:16] <JimmyJams> utility belt? nigga u aint Batman
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  240. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:06:35] <TheAmazingPearl> are you accusing a movie in a series of being connected to the other movies?
  241. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:06:54] <Autoclesis> You cant just assume this movie's connections.
  242. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:06:57] <JimmyJams> i guess its a good thing space is so small
  243. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:07:06] [login] Accepted connection from M19.t+a.V/4.DJf
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  245. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:07:10] <Autoclesis> This movie might identify as a sequel and a reboot.
  246. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:07:18] <Autoclesis> Or maybe it's timelinequeer.
  247. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:07:25] <JimmyJams> a Seaboot
  248. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:07:28] <Racemic_Mixture> his mom tried using a hanger, but now I just bang her
  249. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:07:46] <Autoclesis> A soft seaboot
  250. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:07:55] <AlaiaCrow> his feet became flat due to excessive belly fat
  251. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:07:58] <ShetUp> its YEAR ZERO: THE BEGINNING HOUR
  252. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:08:03] <woww1wow> opie lookin ass nigga
  253. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:08:05] <Racemic_Mixture> i check shes on pills, the thought of one more bick still gives me chills
  254. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:08:11] <Autoclesis> FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!
  255. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:08:17] <JimmyJams> his tongue still works, so not completely useless
  256. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:08:30] <JimmyJams> FUCK YOU ITS FOREVERRRRRR
  257. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:08:36] <Autoclesis> ENDLESS TRAAAAAAASH
  258. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:08:48] <sharpie_is_black> booo
  259. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:08:53] <Racemic_Mixture> when he passes away we will still call him gay
  260. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:08:54] <sharpie_is_black> that ending is kind of shit
  261. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:08:56] <AlaiaCrow> what a shit movie
  262. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:08:59] <Autoclesis> And the sequel comes out what beginning of summer?
  263. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:09:01] <Autoclesis> Oh wait
  264. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:09:04] <Autoclesis> Don't forget this though
  265. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:09:06] <DipChipperson> how about fight videos?
  266. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:09:08] <ShetUp> everything looked cool as fuck though
  267. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:09:35] <ShetUp> WAIT WUUUUUTT!??!! ALIEN?!?!?
  268. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:09:37] <Autoclesis> Yeah that's the problem. They had a lot of cool practical effects and sets but none of it mattered because the content was confusing and dumb.
  269. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:09:40] <JimmyJams> so the alien shows up 20 seconds before the credits, thats super
  270. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:09:50] <TheAmazingPearl> oh shut up
  271. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:09:54] <DipChipperson> from the writer of Lost
  272. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:09:56] <TheAmazingPearl> this movie is fine
  273. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:00] <Racemic_Mixture> when hes about to bust, tranny porn is a must
  274. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:02] <Autoclesis> Yeah it is fine.
  275. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:05] [playlist] Blues_Jews skipped from Prometheus 2012 BRRip YIFY.mp4 to 30.Days.Of.Night.2007.1080p.BrRip.x264.YIFY.mp4
  276. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:06] [mediarefresher] Refreshed Google Docs video with ID 0BwJi5Fynz0A-MWJaTUFVd1JZTUE
  277. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:06] [playlist] Now playing: 30.Days.Of.Night.2007.1080p.BrRip.x264.YIFY.mp4 (gd:0BwJi5Fynz0A-MWJaTUFVd1JZTUE)
  278. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:14] <Autoclesis> I actually love this movie but it's still shit.
  279. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:21] <TheAmazingPearl> the idea you can't follow that movie is insane
  280. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:21] <DipChipperson> canoe videos have a better plot
  281. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:27] <Autoclesis> OH MY GOD THIS ONE TOO
  282. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:28] <AlaiaCrow> we watched this earlier :P
  283. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:31] <ShetUp> oh no what is this?
  284. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:39] <DipChipperson> same movies all the time
  285. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:10:59] <ShetUp> is this a scary movie?
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  287. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:11:06] <Autoclesis> Kinda
  288. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:11:06] <ShetUp> cuz i dont like being scared guy
  289. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:11:07] <ShetUp> s
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  291. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:11:18] <Autoclesis> It's more of an action thriller.
  292. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:11:28] <Racemic_Mixture> he's a bad sidekick, a repellant 5to chiks
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  295. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:11:54] <ShetUp> racemic is drunk
  296. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:11:55] <Autoclesis> I think it's based off a graphic novel?
  297. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:11:57] <DipChipperson> i need to know bick is watching before i try any more
  298. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:11:59] <Racemic_Mixture> for sure no wing-man, he bombs like Iran
  299. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:12:11] <Autoclesis> If it isn't there was a comic based off of it.
  300. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:12:12] <DipChipperson> yes hes about to pass out
  301. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:12:34] <Racemic_Mixture> his face looks real stupid but he thinks he's cupid
  302. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:12:47] <ShetUp> judging so far i can safely assume no tits?
  303. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:12:55] <Autoclesis> Too cold for tits.
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  306. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:13:36] <Autoclesis> Hey kids it's captain kirk.
  307. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:13:48] <Racemic_Mixture> I don't care if he listens, I my evil soul stil glistens
  308. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:14:09] [login] 1c/.s+w.sw6.cNE (sharpie_is_black) disconnected.
  309. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:14:28] <DipChipperson> i will now say good night and go watch yard apes fight
  310. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:14:47] <Racemic_Mixture> that on guy enjoying always being annoying
  311. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:14:49] <Autoclesis> Worldstar niqqa.
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  313. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:15:15] <Racemic_Mixture> dip dips out but I'll stay and shout
  314. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:15:36] <Autoclesis> There was a sequel to this that was straight to DVD I think.
  315. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:15:51] <ShetUp> was there snow in it?
  316. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:16:08] <woww1wow> oh shit i missed the first 5 minutes what happened
  317. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:16:25] <Autoclesis> Nothing. Man walks in snow. Other men find melted burned pile of first man.
  318. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:16:30] <woww1wow> were these two fucking in the first 5?
  319. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:16:32] <Autoclesis> Dialogue.
  320. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:16:34] <Racemic_Mixture> hes still in the chat but his momentum fell flat
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  324. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:17:03] <Autoclesis> Sponsored by Nabisco.
  325. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:17:06] <Racemic_Mixture> the heat got to hot and his keyboard got got
  326. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:17:37] <Autoclesis> Sleep tight puppers.
  327. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:17:39] <Racemic_Mixture> noty much to say now that he's outed as gay
  328. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:18:13] <Racemic_Mixture> we knew all along, he knows its wrong
  329. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:18:35] <woww1wow> samcro
  330. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:19:31] <Racemic_Mixture> always outclassed, in gym class picked last
  331. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:19:58] <Autoclesis> Even in the fucking frozen wasteland women can't drive.
  332. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:20:04] <Racemic_Mixture> I maight be a bit tired but bicks jaw seems wired
  333. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:20:32] <Racemic_Mixture> nothing to say when things dont go his way
  334. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:21:08] [init] Saving channel state to disk
  335. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:21:41] <Racemic_Mixture> he was told he could grow up to be anything, he chaose to be a man with an earrring
  336. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:21:53] <Autoclesis> That's stretching.
  337. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:22:24] <Racemic_Mixture> dude im lioke 3090 deep right now cut me some slackj
  338. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:22:36] <Racemic_Mixture> 300 deep*
  339. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:22:47] <Autoclesis> Nah bro you've been doing good just gotta keep you on your game.
  340. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:23:23] <Racemic_Mixture> sometimes i need correction, autocles points me in the direction
  341. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:23:46] <Racemic_Mixture> stay steadfast he says, bick still gets no head
  342. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:23:55] <Autoclesis> :jokerclap
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  344. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:24:47] <Racemic_Mixture> you think this phase will be passin, but I keep on harassin'
  345. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:25:35] <Racemic_Mixture> hes got his own podcast, we all know it wont last
  346. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:26:07] <Racemic_Mixture> If he gives his opinion then nobody's winnin
  347. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:26:48] <Racemic_Mixture> he love to bash trump, but he's in a slump
  348. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:28:04] <Racemic_Mixture> he's feigning no presence, but my words ar incessant
  349. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:28:33] <Racemic_Mixture> that last one was bad, but at least im not mad
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  351. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:30:27] <Racemic_Mixture> We let him hang around, despite that hes a clown
  352. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:30:58] <Racemic_Mixture> bick almost fits in, but he still has 2 chins
  353. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:31:08] [init] Saving channel state to disk
  354. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:31:36] <Racemic_Mixture> another fat joke!? put that cow in yolk
  355. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:32:11] <Racemic_Mixture> he's that guy at the party whos eyes are all darty
  356. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:32:33] <Racemic_Mixture> im not saying he rapes ladies, but probably babies
  357. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:34:36] <Racemic_Mixture> that morallyyu superior guy that we wish would just die
  358. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:35:38] <Racemic_Mixture> he speaks like a girl in dipair ;ike the ones with blue hair
  359. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:37:32] <Racemic_Mixture> hes the man girls despise because his penis won;t rise
  360. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:38:44] <Racemic_Mixture> he tries to throw blows, his thoughts are too slow
  361. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:39:27] [login] Accepted connection from /Ms.iSs.ZMZ.727
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  363. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:39:45] <Racemic_Mixture> he thinks his associates degree will set him free, man this fella sure thinks naively
  364. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:40:00] <LithiumAM> bk'decent mvie
  365. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:40:22] <Racemic_Mixture> his dad saw his face, left like it was a race
  366. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:41:09] [init] Saving channel state to disk
  367. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:41:32] <LithiumAM> god I want sofia rose to smother me
  368. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:41:48] <Racemic_Mixture> a dingle mom left alone to liten to him drone
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  375. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:42:19] <Racemic_Mixture> hes a sad case, to his family a disgrace
  376. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:42:35] [login] /Ms.iSs.ZMZ.727 (LithiumAM) disconnected.
  377. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:43:03] <Racemic_Mixture> while he stays idle his rage becomes tidal
  378. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:44:04] [login] Accepted connection from /Ms.iSs.ZMZ.727
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  380. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:44:09] <Racemic_Mixture> as he listens to me, he's angered by my glee
  381. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:44:46] <LithiumAM> wouldnt sofia rose holding you immbole so hot
  382. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:44:56] <LithiumAM> giant tits in your face
  383. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:45:09] <Racemic_Mixture> hes the chatrooms dead end, his rants never end
  384. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:45:14] <LithiumAM> bog stomac phressed up
  385. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:45:17] <LithiumAM> ;p;
  386. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:45:20] <LithiumAM> fine
  387. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:45:24] <LithiumAM> this is a decent movie
  388. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:45:26] <LithiumAM> I thought
  389. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:45:33] <LithiumAM> thhis was like
  390. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:45:35] <LithiumAM> 04-07
  391. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:45:42] <LithiumAM> the era
  392. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:45:46] <LithiumAM> o fthesee typew
  393. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:45:51] <Racemic_Mixture> lithiumAM his thouts come in lines of ten
  394. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:46:07] [login] Accepted connection from 15q.Sem.iox.zD+
  395. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:46:15] <LithiumAM> tee hee
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  398. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:46:28] <LithiumAM> Just thinkin' outlouuuus
  399. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:46:39] <Racemic_Mixture> but I'm sure we agree, we hate bick's faggotry
  400. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:47:19] <Racemic_Mixture> hes the kind of neighbor, who must legally inform you of past behavior
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  403. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:48:59] <Racemic_Mixture> I hear he likes the company of men but unfortunately his personality wont let him win
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  405. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:49:49] <Racemic_Mixture> he could hang out in a bathouse, but still get left out
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  407. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:50:22] <Racemic_Mixture> even through the glory hole, the men are disgusted by his skull
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  410. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:50:47] <Tom_Stall> This movie? Ugh!
  411. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:50:54] <Tom_Stall> It stinks and I don't like it.
  412. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:50:56] <Racemic_Mixture> I can;t leave him alone, we all hate his toone
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  414. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:51:25] <Racemic_Mixture> bick pretends to rest, but right now hes a mess
  415. [Sat Jan 14 2017 10:52:01] <Racemic_Mixture> his ancestry is trash and he has no cash
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  417. [Sat Jan 14 2017 09:25:45] <BickBickerson> i surely am
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autism intensifies

Wow discord must of been a hoot....

*must have

Sorry. I forgot the Irish are known for good grammar.

How could you forget?

Potato wog, eh? I l'm surprised you didn't think discord was an A minor. Geddit?!?!?!!!!

right off of the canoe shit too. whats going on at home fella?

Can we ban discussion of that chatroom from the subreddit? It's not our finest people over there.

You should start a gofundme and bribe the mods. Otherwise no one gives a fuck what you think.

Good idea. I'm sure I can raise $3

thats joe cum show money

Faggots.

Stop doing cocaine alone.

NOOO!!!

Pal Talk?

what?

i just wanted to say something

Just a bunch a pals talking though, am I right?

I hope you die in front of your parents.

me too, it would be a pretty hard ass way to go.

You're stupid and gay for posting this, as you well know. That said, I chuckled quite a bit while reading it.

I enjoy it. Embrace the chaos friend.

This should be a sobering moment for all of you involved. Become a real person. Stop this nonsense. Interact like a human.

You guys seem like preteens that just got on the world wide web in the 90s.

Why are you even here? You come into THIS sub and start lecturing about "Interacting like a human" and "Becoming a real person" Go life coach yourself to some logic classes you fucking idiot.

"some guys had fun on the internet at someone else's expense, I don't know what the world is coming to!" - Soccer mom known as u/IggysGlove"

This isn't a forum where we come to learn how to DIY replace fan belts for our specific car models shithead. It isn't supposed to be dry and civil. "When in Rome" is a term you should google.

If you are under 20 or over 60 I get it.

really though. You guys are dorks but I was just kidding.

Yo nigga, you just got schooled. earlier 90s rapper goon pose

I'm 62 so I guess I get a pass.

I take back everything I said and this all makes sense now. Have fun old timer.

Ok, it's a hard 10 now, /u/racemic_mixture. You did it.

What the hell you talking bout. You old dudes are weird.

Could you feel the smugness leaving your body as you read my initial response?

No. I started feeling bad cause I'm picking on someone's dork grandfather. Of course you're a dork, grandpa is on reddit, you know he's gonna do something dorky like post a transcript from chat room.

Have some pride. Your family would be ashamed.

I was astonished at the lightning fast speed you backpedaled after my first reply, it aged me.

Damn dude I really got to stop because I keep hitting truths i guess. I don't know what you mean but I didn't check your post history or anyone's ever.

Your a dorky old dude and I'm just razzing you about it. Sorry.

You're still here? why? Door's right there faggot.

I'm on mobile and I scrolled through all that just to call you a faggot.

Are you insane ? Who the fuck is going to read this

like 10 ppl so far.

I am a complete masochist clearly.

Anyways, let me know what you think after you are done reading it.

Even I didn't read it. Someone come get their sad grandpa off the Internet

Pretty sure you read it.

You're just mad cause your ass is old.

I appreciate you taking the time out of your day to read some drunken ramblings of mine.

No shit my phone almost locked up trying to display this shit to me. Jesus.

Ok, it's a hard 10 now, /u/racemic_mixture. You did it.

Could you feel the smugness leaving your body as you read my initial response?

You're just mad cause your ass is old.

I appreciate you taking the time out of your day to read some drunken ramblings of mine.