Im back...No I'm not dead

7  2017-01-14 by [deleted]

I needed a break from the sub, Ive been spending too much time here and not focusing on my work. No im not dead or in jail for killing my shithead brother and no my dad wasnt in a car accident, i just realized that ive been neglecting my gf,friends and my job.

But I'm back and I've missed you creeps. Im considering doing an episode with our pal Brian Gilgore because i feel bad for leaking his dumb podcast. Ill explain the situation there.

glad to be back.

Let me know if you think I should do an episode of "BRAIN ON THE BRINK" or that I should fuck myself with a orange traffic cone.

-G

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If it wasnt for one of you calling into J&S mentioning "brain on the brink" i probably wouldnt have been back to the sub... I sat laughing on the train and realized that I needed to try to fix this shit.

I dont know that much about what happened when i left so if you fags wanna fill me in I'd appreciate it.

There's a new Sheriff in town and he has 4 legs. Beat it.

Travis Dog? BARK BARK BARK BARK

Uff uff uff uff

guau guau guau guau

no one gives a fuck about you mate, stop making threads about yourself you narcissist

scram you yella crumb bum

Let's watch the salty language, VeritablyClean.

How dare he abandon us for friends, family, and work. Elitist Benedict Arnold mother fucker.

Just rubbing it in our faces like that!

Human garbage this guy!

Who are you again?

"joeroganpodcastfan" yuck. joe rogan is a retard and is not funny

My name is being ironic, this was a throwaway account originally.. good job on being the authoritarian of funny when your autism prevents you from seeing it.

Suck my cock

you should do the ep of brain on the brink. i would be probably entertained by it. you really didn't miss much. it's been a lot of Rich Vos jokes around here lately.

Vos will be at Bananas tonight and tomorrow in NJ, by the way.

Im going to do it, I owe it to /u/spinuch

god bless that fat retard. he provided some levity in my otherwise dire life. Apologize and then bash the shit out of him. He really could've kept it under his hat but he wanted to be known by us all. Gilgore wants to be famous and there is a little part of him that thinks that he has the goods and once his podcast sensation gets out into the world he will be fucking huge. You should go on his show and stamp out any flickering ember of that delusion he has in his head because he is a dud.

sorry to be the one to have to tell you this but Brian passed away. Hit and run involving a black cadillac escalade. the driver was described as short, wearing a plaid shirt, and a baseball cap most likely covering recent hair transplantation surgery.

Welcome back buddy. You owe it to us cocksuckers to do that shitty pod, it's been dead around here.

Welcome back, shithead. You've been sorely missed.

Actually hilarious you'd think a single one of us would give a flying fuck. I don't care about any of you as individuals. Except OpieSucks, that nigga was right all along.

I needed a break from the sub, Ive been spending too much time here and not focusing on my work.

Does everyone that expresses this sentiment realize that there are like 5 new posts a day here and 2 max are worth a shit? Do you all just sit at the computer hitting refresh for 8 hours?

Yes and yes. I visit this place far too many times a day and am usually disappointed by the lack of new interesting activity. Awhile back, it felt like not a day went by without something great happening like Ant kicking someone in the ribs, Opie's duckface making the front page via an Amy Schumer joke theft video, Jim vs Opie, etc.

Nowadays I'm titillated by the slight possibility of a /u/GRIZx guest appearance on Brian on the Brink.

Do the traffic cone thing.

Who are you?

who are you nigga

Jerkoff!

In all honesty I thought about you today and if how you were dead that I never apologized to you for using your Bro Joe spit joke to shamelessly karma whore the day that self posts garnered points. In my defense I thought it was a stock joke here with no actual creator. You and that reddittard losers guy who we know is SAMCRO are the only people who ever angrily pm'd me out of the blue. Now I kind of wish you were dead because I just typed that.

What?

English, do you speak it?

Yeah, it I don't know wtf you're talking about.

High school, did you pass it?

Dick for crack, did you suck it?

This is getting pretty hostile bro.

Welcome back pizza.

If you let an Internet forum dominate your life, you're a weak-minded faggot.

its pretty hard when youre a mod... you dumb fuck.

You're not the president, faggot. If you can just take off and no one notices, you're "job" isn't shit.

yeah but heres the thing sweet pea... youre a nobody. you have no stake here. just sit back and let the big boys talk.

I don't give a shit about being "somebody" on here. If your status on this sub actually matters to you, you are pathetic and you should kiss the end of a shotgun.

maybe you should post some more family guy clips on the sub? im sure the rest of the fellas will get a laugh from clips from 1998

Why don't you keep PMing like a heartbroken little girl?

Wow, /u/GRIZx deleted his posts.

I just realized that I have no idea what anyone on this sub has contributed here or really have ever had anything resembling a meaningful conversations with anyone under the guise of us both being Opie and Anthony fans. And I spend more time here than I do interacting with most in my social circle. But there's always tommorow, right guys? (Softly chuckles to himself as he reaches over the cat to turn the lamp off for a night of rest)

Who the devil are you?

I'm cumming you dumb bitch.

People were worried sick !

its pretty hard when youre a mod... you dumb fuck.