r/opieandanthony: If you had to fuck one

http://www.nylon.com/articles/lena-dunham-nylon-february-cover I saw this photo of her like 5 minutes before I saw this post and thought she looking alright lost some weight. Immediately regretted my vote afterward

n/a Sudley 2017-01-13

I'd rather fuck a grown up trans Danny from The Shinning than Miss Pignose.

n/a sexylarrytate 2017-01-13

I would like to do the first 3. The last three should be gassed.

n/a NumeroOtto 2017-01-13

the one with the tightest pussy

n/a logcabinboys 2017-01-13

Since she's already so close to it, I would try to fuck Sandy Kane to death.

n/a Opprobriousness 2017-01-13

My dick said Big Amy, but my heart said Stalker Patti.

I reluctantly voted Amy.

n/a Sabre_Tooth_Lime 2017-01-13

Guess i shouldn't be surprised Amy has the biggest piece of the pie

n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-01-13

ME: vuurryy good that's the line sniff

n/a thissiteruinedme 2017-01-13

Who the fuck is picking sloppy Big Amy and her fat kid thighs? Patti the goblin all the way, nigga.

n/a faustok 2017-01-13

Exactly.

n/a AeroR1 2017-01-13

I need clarification on the poll. I need Lena Dunham to be on her period in order to pick her. Is this menstruating Lena?

n/a dassabessdoe 2017-01-13

She's always menstruating.

n/a simplexplodingman 2017-01-13

I have hate-jerked it to Amy a couple times before she got monstrous

n/a That70smoke 2017-01-13

I maturbated to Amy Schumers name on the graph, that's the power that women has.

n/a sikkfukkinpuppies 2017-01-13

Whoever took Amy over Stalker Patti it better be because you wanted to preserve her virginity.

n/a 1073WAAF 2017-01-13

Patti is a babe. I'm trying to steal that V-card.

n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-01-13

I love how Lady Di has more votes than Leslie Jones

n/a blink182man 2017-01-13

Probably because at least Lady Di isn't a male ape

n/a --DC-- 2017-01-13

I don't see garbage disposal on the list.

n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-01-13

You gotta stop pm'ing me asking for prick pictures

n/a --DC-- 2017-01-13

You gotta stop asking me to spit in your mouth.

n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-01-13

Fair enough.

n/a puppy_action_team 2017-01-13

Sandy Kane, she's the only one who would enjoy it

n/a F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-01-13

A few comments:

Great poll, first off.
I picked Patti.
Anyone who picked Sandy Kane is either ignorant or a maniac. Not because she is 90, but because she has Herpes and even Hep C, if I'm not mistaken.
For all of the Big Amy hate, you guys all lined up to fuck her.

n/a emende21 2017-01-13

No lady Di love? I saw the results and this sub keeps disgusting me

n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-13

I'm not into fuckin a water buffaler

n/a zealot416 2017-01-13

She's incontinent.

n/a emende21 2017-01-13

all I hear is natural lube lmao.

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n/a burgersass 2017-01-13

Well when she's the only choice choice that I wouldn't gag while fucking, I had to do it.

n/a 2005chuy 2017-01-13

Patti is the only logical choice.

virgin Blowing your load without a rubber 60 years old Menopause

n/a enzo_trash 2017-01-13

For all of the Big Amy hate, you guys all lined up to fuck her.

I'm trying to get her pregnant. Kevin Federline that relationship. Plus probably get some sort of reality show out of the whole situation.

Use that fame to fuck around on Amy, get caught, get a spin off show.

I don't wanna plan it all out tho, I wanna leave some room for improvisation

n/a Ook1233 2017-01-13

Is Lady Di still alive?

n/a BMoneyCPA 2017-01-13

Does anyone know the answer? It will impact my vote.

n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-01-13

Which way?

n/a BMoneyCPA 2017-01-13

I'd rather not have to hear her huff and puff, let's say.

n/a copomash 2017-01-13

Is this Lady Di when she has or does not have toilet paper ?

n/a segasarnold 2017-01-13

Id do Lena Dumbham because I want to break her vaginally and mentally. I will have her making me sandwiches and arranging dinner dates in no time. Its every mans dream to turn a tomboy into a housewife.

n/a unclepaul84 2017-01-13

Stalker Patti. Why not?

n/a holodog 2017-01-13

I chose Lady Di, I feel like I could fuck her lucid again.

n/a SorryFiMAGADog 2017-01-13

I voted for Leslie Jones. She's JRHNBR.

n/a bleep1991 2017-01-13

2005 Patti i'd do, but not 2016 Patti.. had to vote for piggy in the end

n/a glyde69 2017-01-13

That's fucking tough.

n/a Necro1983 2017-01-13

Went with Patti!

n/a dza_falcon 2017-01-13

I went with Lena Dunham because I've heard the inside of her vagina feels like a folded up puma's tongue. Plus it would be fun to watch her horrible tits flop around for a bit.

n/a MedicatedHead 2017-01-13

Big Amy fucks us all with other people's comedy.

n/a hoohootellemkeith 2017-01-13

Anal on the train tracks for the win.

n/a MedicatedHead 2017-01-13

Big Amy stole the name INSIDE AMY from Boogie Nights. Jack's porn was INSIDE AMBER.

It never ends...

n/a Robert-T-Pooner 2017-01-13

You forgot the 'suicide' option.

n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-01-13

So you went with Stalker Patti as well?

n/a --DC-- 2017-01-13

You gotta stop asking me to spit in your mouth.

If you had to fuck one

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