Whitney Cummings stole Rich Vos's teef

12  2017-01-13 by [deleted]

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Someone has been going under the knife

She looks like a salad

Just like the Amy prat fall in front of Kanye. Insecure about being funny so you have to constantly try to prove it by being a clownish buffoon. This is what funny guys do, right?! I'm like one of the boys!

I'm still make cumsies on her though.

So brave

Why are you pretending to be me?

Is this some kind of performance art?

isn't that Big Amy's sister next to her?

As long as she was seen with Leslie Jones and Chris Rock.

Does anyone go to Knicks games to watch them, or do they all need to be seen courtside?

This is why the common person is being priced out of these events.

Attention. You could get the exact same seats in Milwaukee to watch a young entertaining team for $150.

For that $150, you can be just feet away from Bill Clinton and watch him try to fuck the owner's daughter right out of her little beanie.

If you wanted standing room only for Game 7 of Cavs-Warriors it was 900 bucks. Every man at a Warriors game is a homo regardless so I guess it didn't matter, but sports stadiums stopped being social cauldrons and became corporate venues like 20 years ago and it's fucking lame.

social cauldrons

yeah thats what i said. you wanna make somethin of it?

Lolololololololol let's all laugh like complete mongoloids while some creature who barely looks human flashes her insignificant tits because that's the only way it knows how to get an easy laugh. Everybody in that fucking arena is a retard and this planet is finished.

I would read your blog.

I'd start one if I didn't waste so much fucking time in this cesspool and by cesspool I mean planet Earth. HI-O!

The house fire barely affected her face at all.

cringe

"And an OB tampon woo woo!!"

Why did she fuck up her face with surgeries?! Such a shame.

I know. I always thought she was like a Sheryl Crow skanky-hot type of girl

That's not funny.

34? She doesn't look a day under 50

I never got it when people said she was hot.

Those same people said Michelle Obama was beautiful because of her toned arms.

So Martin Short and a mule had a daughter?

Heresch the thing: Check out my breastchs and my schkin-colored brasschiere.

She's not 34 years old!

And is that Axl Rose behind her?!

Looks like a emaciated horse

I bet Jimmy finds her sexy. Just a hunch.

(Sick baby puke)

Is that female Jonah Hill next to her?

What always skeeved me out about her is her face always looks like it's coated in a shimmering layer of sweat/bacon grease

Stern apparently brought this botoxed dishrag to Seinfeld's house for a party a couple of years ago. She wound up throwing shit and rubbing her bare cooter on one of Jerry's couches, which, inexplicably, Jerry's yenta didn't appreciate.

Vile cunt.

Whitney's no bargain, either.

I've seen enough milf gut to know that she ain't in her early 30s.

milf gut is my bands name

2 Broke Down Looking Girls

Would eat still her ass

Iggy Pop needs to close his legs.

She looks like the retard Robert Kelly molested.

Rock banged her.

LOL HER PUSSY!

I'd like to fill her up with cummings

No idea how she ever got paid to do stand up. Abysmally unfunny.

That is a rough 34. This bitch is aging like a hooker with hcv and a meth habit.