r/opieandanthony: REMINDER: Joe Cumia once said he'd like to meet a member of the subreddit "in the octagon"

n/a AntsCamera 2017-01-13

I hate to be internet tough guy, but I would legit fuck him up pretty bad.

n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-01-13

He's a fat 60 year old man who plays in a cover band for a living. If you couldn't destroy him you're a fag.

n/a AntsCamera 2017-01-13

The fact that he is a geriatric makes giving his slobby dumpy ass a pavement facial even more rewarding.

n/a FoetusCorruptus 2017-01-13

"Geriatric AARP Member" is kinda redundant.

n/a AntsCamera 2017-01-13

My mother is geriatric and not a member of AARP, all they do is try to sell you shit you don't need.

n/a dannoomg 2017-01-13

Epic Beard Man taught me to be weary of the elderly.

n/a Inameditgary 2017-01-13

Wary, ya dope.

n/a bambonk 2017-01-13

And to be fair I think we're all weary of the elderly.

n/a soc224 2017-01-13

weary, what are they a buncha clothes? double depends

n/a jamegumbsowingkit 2017-01-13

Most old people smell of piss and bitterness.

n/a bambonk 2017-01-13

Their homes smell of old books, doodie and bacon. And you never really see them cook bacon, so where the fuck does that come from

n/a jamegumbsowingkit 2017-01-13

Most old people smell of piss and bitterness.

n/a dannoomg 2017-01-13

Ouy Nai!

n/a Inameditgary 2017-01-13

Learn english you dirty chinaman.

n/a rahtin 2017-01-13

He's a big dude, he'd be dangerous for the first 30 seconds. After that though...

n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-01-13

He's not that big, it's all fat, and he's 60 years old.

n/a McGowan9 2017-01-13

I'm 95% certain I would break his jaw with one punch but I nominate u/F_H_Rileys_MaitreD - the subs resident bouncer - to step up to BroJoe.

n/a F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-01-13

2 out of 3: I'm a big dude (6' 7", 292) with a very short rap sheet for assault. You don't need me for SAMCRO Joe. He is in his very late 50's and is 60% bodyfat. He has probably not been involved in any fight since high school--if even then.

n/a McGowan9 2017-01-13

Let me put it this way. I hope he acts aggressively at your bar and you break his face, you big bastard.

n/a philtheprince 2017-01-13

He beat up Colin Quinn's cousin or something?

n/a frrunkis 2017-01-13

You sound like a whiteknight who unnecesarily starts fights at bars to sooth your ego

n/a F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-01-13

I'm actually the complete opposite.

n/a frrunkis 2017-01-13

That's what a whiteknight who unnecessarily starts fights at bars would say though.

n/a F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-01-13

I'm not in the business of saving hoes. I've never once been in a fight over a girl in my life. That's for lames who have no other attributes to attract women. I'm 6'7", diesel as shit and have all of my teeth and hair.

n/a jokopolis 2017-01-13

The octagon is a illegal gay strip club, part of #pizzagate

n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-01-13

*an

n/a jokopolis 2017-01-13

U rite nigga

n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-13

hey newsflash cunt hahaha me n Anth plus rest OF samcro gangs would fuck YOU up in the octogan!! you have no AFFECT on our lifes & your fucking DEAD meet. See me pussy youll FIND out?

n/a wllmweller 2017-01-13

AntH is always funny

n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-01-13

Except on TACS.

n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-01-13

Just go for the fingers on his fretting hand. When he knows he can no longer make a C then a G then a C chord again he'll kill himself.

n/a lolercakesmcgee 2017-01-13

*frotting hand

n/a FloppyDonkeyBalls 2017-01-13

He played a D once.

n/a FitLikeArtieLange 2017-01-13

He took one to.

n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-01-13

Joe Cumia receives welfare.

n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-01-13

Joe Cumia will buy your kids pop rocks if he can keep the leavings

n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-01-13

I'd use my six month knowledge of Ji Jitsu and tear his shoulder out of his socket.

n/a porsalin 2017-01-13

'The Octagon' is what Joe calls his asshole

n/a WhooKiddzDabesso 2017-01-13

I'd gouge that nigga's eyeballs and donkey kong the top of that noggin 2 or 3 times.

n/a Belchides 2017-01-13

tsk tsk what is he a fucking square or sumpting

n/a clauge 2017-01-13

What ever happened to him anyway?

n/a MartyVanB 2017-01-13

No he didn't. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

n/a IggysGlove 2017-01-13

Most of this sub would cripple the old man for life. He's not just old and in poor shape, he's also dumb as shit.

n/a chrissurra 2017-01-13

Octagon = his butthole

n/a knitro 2017-01-13

yeah but he picked that juggalo who died

n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-01-13

i was operating under the pretense that he never leaves his home or worked a day in his life because he has bird bones

n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-13

we have our own criminal scum /u/carribbeanjimmy maybe he can fight joe, i am willing to throw in 5$ for the crowd funding

n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-01-13

I would fight any person ever associated with the show. My price is $60k, but there will be perks depending on how much you donate. $5 get's you a level-1 perk, a bumper sticker that says "I watched 2 turds punch each other for 3 minutes until one keeled over from a heart attack"

n/a stinksskc 2017-01-13

what do i get for 1

n/a TARE_ME 2017-01-13

sex with the corpse.

n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-13

Yeah we are going to get stinkc to do it for 60 your off the card brother

n/a wbfletcher 2017-01-13

How many Panera working redditors could JoeH and Pies take out in a fist fight?

n/a --DC-- 2017-01-13

Someone should steal the "n" and "i" keys from his keyboard.

n/a Heinrich_Luftwaffe 2017-01-13

Fucking m1ggers

n/a SomeLeakage 2017-01-13

//!GGER

n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-01-13

I heard Jon Jones is a bigtime /r/opieandanthony sub member.

n/a stinksskc 2017-01-13

book it. stinks vs brojo '17

n/a flibbovic 2017-01-13

Bjj brownbelt here who had an amateur mma fight. How do we make this happen?

n/a soulstonedomg 2017-01-13

Put out a craiglist ad for dick buffet.

n/a puppy_action_team 2017-01-13

I actually agreed to take him up on his offer. Then he blocked me

n/a SherrodSmall 2017-01-13

That savage nigger Joe Cumia knows nothing but violence.

n/a DryTeeth 2017-01-13

ALSO: Joe Cumia orchestrated several transactions where he paid neighborhood children to hawk their own phlegm into his open mouth - for the purposes of achieving orgasm.

n/a philtheprince 2017-01-13

Didn't he also say something about "any IT friendlies? Get me one address and I'll pay him a visit and the rest will be quiet".

n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-01-13

Why yes he certainly did

n/a philtheprince 2017-01-13

I went back and found a thread about it, but the tweet was deleted. Isn't that odd? Ant couldn't delete his tweets when his job was at stake, and Joe deleted that one when he really doesn't answer to anybody.

n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-01-13

He answers to AntH for his allowance.

n/a telemecanique 2017-01-13

he has to be 60+ right?

n/a AntsCamera 2017-01-13

My mother is geriatric and not a member of AARP, all they do is try to sell you shit you don't need.

n/a McGowan9 2017-01-13

Let me put it this way. I hope he acts aggressively at your bar and you break his face, you big bastard.

n/a philtheprince 2017-01-13

He beat up Colin Quinn's cousin or something?

n/a frrunkis 2017-01-13

You sound like a whiteknight who unnecesarily starts fights at bars to sooth your ego

REMINDER: Joe Cumia once said he'd like to meet a member of the subreddit "in the octagon"

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