You can just tell that if Opie wasn't 'famous' and didn't have the career he did, he would be the biggest shit talking internet troll

1  2017-01-12 by [deleted]

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Not many trolls his age

You don't watch South Park?

I don't watch cartoons. What am i? 5?

Gerald isn't 62.

No, he would have been a Doctor.

He could have been a model!

Or a rockstar mathematician

He would be one of us, no doubt.

But the shitty kind who are too obviously mad at stupid shit and fall for low quality bait.

Fuck Trump and Fuck white people

He wouldn't be savvy enough to even find Reddit. He'd be one of the weirdo old people on kikebook making unintelligible comments on flavor of the week posts like a news story about a Girl Scout giving her cookie money to underprivileged Trump supporter toddlers.

What else can you tell?

That you're a cunt.