You wake up. Every black person you know is now replaced by Patrice O'Neal

3  2017-01-11 by [deleted]

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There would be no pussy for the rest of us....

Patrice would still want us to get pussy.

Patrice also wanted Ant to attend his benefit last year

Patrice would have wanted you to say that.

You think he would also enjoy Leslie Jones and his girlfriend perform?

The world becomes 400% more civilized overnight as governments decide what is the best way to dispose of millons of 400 pound rotting corpses

I don't know any black people.

I know one to many.

I still wouldn't be able to tell them apart.

Como como

My penis is now an acceptable size.

Just have to wait.

It doesn't.

I'd be slightly less racist

Not at all. No one in this sub knows any black people.

Massively! This is Twighlight Zone shit!