Fawkin' Homerun opie

14  2017-01-11 by RicketyChippa

17 comments

he certainly is aware that humour exists ... can't quite put his finger on it though

Keep swinging for the fences ya jackass

opie trying to be funny is like a child pretending to go to work.

Ooh so close

Keep swinging for the fences Ope

I imagine he tweets these gems from an "office" room in his house, while his wife is in their bedroom, flicking her bean to old Jackass episodes.

Lynsi has gotten off to Jackass so many times that she's gone through the box set 4 times over and has moved on to Bam's Unholy Union reruns

She probably paid to have her head digitally edited onto the body of that chick he married for a year.

I would love opie to try stand up

Me too. In a convertible that's sliding under a gas truck.

Opie: "I can't define comedy, but I know it when I see it."

He doesn't even emphasise the right part for his shitty joke.

Mainstays

Plug your phone in please.

Shut up faggot.

:(

FAWK. Dis guys good. Homerun.

This is surely a photoshop, right?

Ewwww