Edit: Wow, looks like we had some parallel thinking there, even though your joke was clearly at the top and clearly made four hours before mine. We'll share credit on this one.
You'd be surprised, most people I know (especially women) can't stand her. Also, there are some great bashes that go down in the comments in other subs when she comes up. Thankfully most people can see through her awfulness.
It absolutely is. Amy is the type of person to eat really expensive healthy food made by her private chef during the day when everybody is watching. And then at midnight she gobbles down a couple of brooklyn pizzas and sends her sister on a mcdonalds run. As she falls asleep in a puddle of her own grease she hopes that all of her famous friends think "I don't know why Amy is so huge and gross, she eats like a model! Must be genetic."
They really thought she was going to be around for the next few years, didn't they? She's already toast, and probably still has half a dozen projects waiting to flop.
My joke about "underwear going on the inside" was a perfect example of parallel thinking. Comedians think alike. It had nothing to do with me ripping off Greg Giraldo.
She has a compulsion for and loves the rush of stealing. She's got Colin doing Tosh's bit in Apatow's movie with her name on it. She must have blew her XXXL size klepto load to that alone.
I like how even the broads commenting hate her guts. Her primary fanbase is supposed to be women, and plenty of them think (accurately) that she's a pile of shit.
"You couldn't pay me to watch this fatass skank." ~Rebecca
I actually liked her once, but that was long time ago, probably when her show first started, but I can't stand her now and I don't know anyone, man or woman, that likes her these days. Even if she was funny once and I'm not sure she ever really was, but she's been doing the same schtick for years, that tired old ''Look how outrageous I am, haha, My vagina, haha..I'm wearing a tampon in my vagina, did you hear me, I TALKED ABOUT MY VAGINA, I AM SO FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS..WOO!"
That, along with her joke thieving, her bullying and various other shitty things she does and says have made me go from mildly liking her to totally despising her.
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n/a Dawgsie 2017-01-10
HarpoonFlix is more appropriate.
Get it? She's a whale.
n/a SKARx317 2017-01-10
Erock comment?
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-01-10
Yeah, she could call the special, "Harpooned!"
.... Sorry for Schumering your joke....
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-01-10
Yeah, she could call the special, "Harpooned!"
Edit: Wow, looks like we had some parallel thinking there, even though your joke was clearly at the top and clearly made four hours before mine. We'll share credit on this one.
n/a Rigger_Nich 2017-01-10
This is borderline experimental
n/a Dick_donger 2017-01-10
I had no idea the hate was that widespread. Fuckin awesome.
n/a TijnTijn 2017-01-10
Turns out that you can't just tell people someone is funny but that they have to laugh and make up their mind themselves. Crazy right?
n/a Psych555 2017-01-10
You heard it here first, people!
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-01-10
You'd be surprised, most people I know (especially women) can't stand her. Also, there are some great bashes that go down in the comments in other subs when she comes up. Thankfully most people can see through her awfulness.
n/a EskimoEscrow 2017-01-10
This is gonna get Netflix so many more subs.
... Subway sandwiches, ordered by Amy, in case that wasn't clear.
n/a zealot416 2017-01-10
Do you think her rider is full of healthy choices?
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-01-10
It absolutely is. Amy is the type of person to eat really expensive healthy food made by her private chef during the day when everybody is watching. And then at midnight she gobbles down a couple of brooklyn pizzas and sends her sister on a mcdonalds run. As she falls asleep in a puddle of her own grease she hopes that all of her famous friends think "I don't know why Amy is so huge and gross, she eats like a model! Must be genetic."
n/a Skykeep 2017-01-10
I get it! She's fat right?
n/a halareous 2017-01-10
Yeah
n/a MicrowaveYourFork 2017-01-10
They really thought she was going to be around for the next few years, didn't they? She's already toast, and probably still has half a dozen projects waiting to flop.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-01-10
exactly it.
n/a MedicatedHead 2017-01-10
Right now she's watching all the other comedy specials on Netflix to get some 'inspiration'.
n/a newsdaylaura18 2017-01-10
Gaffigans new special was good
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-01-10
My joke about "underwear going on the inside" was a perfect example of parallel thinking. Comedians think alike. It had nothing to do with me ripping off Greg Giraldo.
-- Amy 2017
n/a MedicatedHead 2017-01-10
PART 2
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-01-10
I don't think I ever saw Part 2. She actually stole Ellen's joke and passed it off as her own on Ellen's show.
That's some next-level psychosis.
n/a MedicatedHead 2017-01-10
She has a compulsion for and loves the rush of stealing. She's got Colin doing Tosh's bit in Apatow's movie with her name on it. She must have blew her XXXL size klepto load to that alone.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-01-10
Colin did it before Tosh though. Not that Tosh took it from him, it's a joke probably made since the Negro Leagues came into MLB.
n/a MedicatedHead 2017-01-10
If you say so...
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-01-10
I like how even the broads commenting hate her guts. Her primary fanbase is supposed to be women, and plenty of them think (accurately) that she's a pile of shit.
"You couldn't pay me to watch this fatass skank." ~Rebecca
n/a K33PSUMMRSAYFE 2017-01-10
I actually liked her once, but that was long time ago, probably when her show first started, but I can't stand her now and I don't know anyone, man or woman, that likes her these days. Even if she was funny once and I'm not sure she ever really was, but she's been doing the same schtick for years, that tired old ''Look how outrageous I am, haha, My vagina, haha..I'm wearing a tampon in my vagina, did you hear me, I TALKED ABOUT MY VAGINA, I AM SO FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS..WOO!" That, along with her joke thieving, her bullying and various other shitty things she does and says have made me go from mildly liking her to totally despising her.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-10
She lost me at "it was a character".
n/a JimmyMcNultyKU 2017-01-10
http://www.vulture.com/2017/01/amy-schumers-new-special-is-headed-to-netflix.html
n/a GraveJ 2017-01-10
Fat mess.
n/a Dre013 2017-01-10
The XTra Large Files was clever...
n/a kickassery 2017-01-10
Anybody else remember her story on the old show about getting fingered by an old cab driver? Must have been around 2012 or 2013?
n/a Rigger_Nich 2017-01-10
What show?
n/a kickassery 2017-01-10
O&A. Back when Jimmy was sucking her dick every show.
n/a tristypooz 2017-01-10
Oh when she raped a guy?
n/a kickassery 2017-01-10
I barely remember it. I just remember thinking she was the biggest cum dumpster I have ever heard speak
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-01-10
she has 2 choices : write her own material and fail, or steal more and fail.. her only chance of surviving was to transition full time to acting
n/a Joyce_dewitt_hair 2017-01-10
lets not start sucking each other's dicks just quite yet gentlemen. When she does a Anthony cumia show appearance, then she is completely done
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-10
Do you see a sign out front that says fallen career storage!?
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-01-10
She's a cunt trying to get us on Twitter
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-01-10
Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it.
Amy, talk about how fat you are, how much sex you have and say 'my vagina' alot
n/a mikelp1973 2017-01-10
I've been ready to cancel Netflix for a while now. This just made it easy.
n/a valley_pete 2017-01-10
Can someone post a best of list? No Facebook at work :/
n/a CUNTYMOM 2017-01-10
"trump supports just keep giving me one star ratings, women are funny, GET OVER IT."