Someone needs to stop this cunt from raping comedy

By today's social justice standards.. Iv raped at least 6 young woman..

Amateur.

woman..

liar

He meant to say "6, young woman". He raped a six year old, is what I'm saying.

I rarely have sex without being shitfaced, so I'm technically a survivor. Stalking my prey in the night, and I'm watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

of the tiger.

They're called women, you non pluralizing murderer.

Isn't this stinky porker a rapist?

Yes... I do believe she never received or even sought consent with Mohammed al-cabbie

Or the guy she actually raped.

Her worrying about getting raped is like a hobo worrying about getting mugged. She doesn't bring a lot to the table, is what I'm saying.

She just clears off the table with that food auger of a mouth.

Should've said a hobo worrying about ID theft, homeless people get mugged like all the time by other hobos.

How come mass shooters are never in the same airport as this twat?

We don't want that. The media would absolutely love a (liberal) celebrity death from gun violence. They'd use it as anti-gun fuel for years.

They could just blow her up then

Her face already looks like a balloon!

so says the former mastermind of a nyc gypsy shoplifting squad.

Yay I'm a minority. I can get all pissy eyed at anything now

You have until Trump takes office. Enjoy it while you can.

Hearing all these feminists talked about how easy it is to get away with raping somebody has convinced me to rape someone. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

Since it's pre-meditated, at least take some lube and spare the poor guy you going in dry.

cunt

If anybody deserves a good ol' fashioned knife-raping, it's Amy Schumer.

Dude, don't wish that on a poor rapist.

RapistLivesMatter

The thing about these fucking insane social justice types, is, they don't live by the standards they put out.

That's why I will never feel bad for them. They are the ultimate hypocrites. I sincerely want Amy, Lena Dunham, and even Patton Oswalt who was fucking funny as hell in every special of his I've seen, to fail and fuck up and be shamed, publicly, for their bullshit.

I couldn't agree more!

The only funny thing patton ever did was kill his wife

Talking to women who aren't attracted to you is considered a rape nowadays.

Can I buy you a drink?

Blows rape whistle at full force

so glad I listened long enough to hear her "abuser" tore down the shower curtain and laughed at her body. as would anyone, spudmug.

I want an AMA with this guy.

Yeah that's not abusive that's just being honest.

Minority of this sub.

All men are supposedly totally sex-obsessed perverts yet women like Amy and Lena never, ever stop blathering on and on about their snooches. Amy's entire career was built on jokes about getting hammered and dragging home losers to fuck and Dunham can't wait to get naked on every episode of her shitty HBO show and MEN are the sex-obsessed freaks?

Stop hitting me with brick!

Never trust a military brat. We get around. I like to say roll tide to both bama and their rivals. That really makes em think I am an idiot. I will meet you at O'Malleys and have a an irish car bomb and donatos next time I am on the west side! Just know that Badgers eat little nuts and leave no traces of their carnage.

im glad your a military brat. You're always welcome in Columbus. Our bucks will give you a hug and they might buy you skyline! Buying weird chili yo

You know Bucky is the name of our Badger, right? You should also know I love skyline. I have been known to buy chili from Wendy's and put it on my left over spaghetti. Fuck, I even know fudge Packer's fans in Cowtown!!!

When I was a waiter during college I used to do the first drink refill without asking if they drank their first pretty fast.

I realize now that I literally raped literally thousands of women.

WE HEARD YOU!

When I was a waiter during college I used to do the first drink refill without asking if they drank their first pretty fast.

I realize now that I literally raped literally thousands of women.

"He ripped down the shower curtain and pissed on me". Norton's dream lover.

It must be nice to just be able to make up bullshit and pass it off as a legitimate opinion just because you have a vagina.

Think about how much physical energy it requires to execute a mutually agreed upon fuck. Imagine how difficult it would be to do the initial "rape is on" sequence, tackle a bitch to the ground, try to remove her clothes while shes sifting through her bag for things to stab you with, you have yo seccessfully do all of that, and then achieve an erection... all in the matter of a 10 minute span... rape should be a sport

It is in heavily Islamic countries.

I don't know if that makes you a minority, but it does make you a pussy. Be a man and take what's yours ffs.

I didn't know stern let livestock on his show now