Dear TRP, I need some advice...

4  2017-01-10 by Wolosocu

I'm a 49 year old man and I met this girl in her 20s, she was really cute. So I went over to her house to hang out but she wanted to order pizza and I have no self-control so I brought myself a salad (I've been a recovering alcoholic for 40 years now but I only talk about it non-stop when people don't ask). So anyhow, we hung out and then she asked some other guy from tinder to come hang out, so we all hang out but then I left because they were hitting it off, but I thought she might still like me. Later on I went back to her place and kissed her, which is a step in the right direction because he hadn't even held hands that night. Then I went over again because their 19 year old friend was dying her hair and they were gonna binge watch some show, so I figured there was nothing weird about a Baby Boomer just Netflix and chillin' with a couple of millenials, they even accepted me like one of the young cool kids. I ate some salad again and sat next to the girl but we still didn't hold hands.

Do you think she likes me? Should I plate her just a hard next? I'm really at a loss!

6 comments

I'm thinking r/relationships needs to hear this.

A legitimate problem needs legitimate advice after all.

Totally. Wants. The. D.

Your energy is misplaced. My diagnosis: suck two cocks and call me in the morning.

What kind of dressing? Don't tell me you were a savage and ate it plain?

Why are you even leaving your house or dealing with her friends? She comes over, puts it in her mouth and then leaves.

Dear Fancypants,

Your problems with the ladies does not seem to stem from the age difference or any other imagined limitations on your personality but rather a fundamental lack of acknowledgement of your own homosexuality. You love peckas. Once you come to terms with this and devote yourself to loving peckas openly and without shame you will find all of the love you deserve. And make no mistake friend, you deserve love. And peckas. Lots of juicy peckas.