....and Opie said fine, I will take my half, but Ant said no, I love him too much to do that, Ope can have him. And that is when King Solomon decided Ant was the better radio partner for Jimmy.
.....until Ant went to jail for biting the daughter of Jim's comedy mentor, and Jim realized a 33-yr-old fishstick-addicted pro-wrestling fan was literally the only person balanced enough to work with.
25 comments
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-01-10
Why, is there a species in nature with that ability that Jim might resemble?
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-01-10
The illusive subterranean adorable huggable boy
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-01-10
He's a highly segmented animal, with the family of HOX genes controlling the development.
n/a humanmeat 2017-01-10
not a squirrel, just tried, doesn't make 2 squirrels
n/a StutterinPrickYou 2017-01-10
Larva
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-10
His wormminess will reduce 50%
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-01-10
Well I liked it.
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-01-10
One is bad enough.
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-01-10
Regular CHIP off the old block
n/a Zombied77 2017-01-10
Boo!
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-01-10
U fawkin skared me
n/a Zombied77 2017-01-10
Fawkin skaredy paaants, you got ghosts in your pants or somethin'
n/a Wolosocu 2017-01-10
Then each half would only owe the fans $30k.
n/a streetsdontchange 2017-01-10
Name me another man you can slice in half and that man lives on to make waves in radio for the rest of his life?
n/a LutheranProfessor 2017-01-10
....and Opie said fine, I will take my half, but Ant said no, I love him too much to do that, Ope can have him. And that is when King Solomon decided Ant was the better radio partner for Jimmy.
.....until Ant went to jail for biting the daughter of Jim's comedy mentor, and Jim realized a 33-yr-old fishstick-addicted pro-wrestling fan was literally the only person balanced enough to work with.
It really is an odd world we have here.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-10
Fez?
n/a hookahreed 2017-01-10
Jim Norton takes the shape of whatever container you pour him into.
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-10
took bruce lee's wisdom to heart
n/a Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-01-10
Empty your mind...be formless, shapeless...like wata
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-01-10
more like empty your bowels or sumpthin tss tss
n/a Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-01-10
u fukken spelt bowel rong
n/a Billyassman 2017-01-10
That will be about $30,000 a piece.
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-01-10
Someone cut off his funny bone a decade ago.
n/a kramer0419 2017-01-10
No. His blood and guts would probably fall out and he would die
n/a DefNotAtWork2 2017-01-10
This joke is biologically inaccurate. If you cut a worm in half only one half continues living. </shinkle>
n/a JesseVentura911 2017-01-10
That means two people who can rip off this subreddit. Nioceeeee
n/a LarryNozowitz 2017-01-10
http://imgur.com/JJDGDuC