When I was in high school, I was trying to fuck this one particular girl who worked at the local Shoprite. I'd go in once a week and buy a large pack of cannolis because she'd have to hand-fill them all and I could chat her up.
After a few times, I asked her out to dinner. I took her to Saladworks where she opened up about her love for Jesus and hate for premarital sex. That was the end of that. Thanks for reminding me.
What are the conditions where it shows the edited star and when it doesnt? I always guessed it was if you edited it before anyone else saw it/opened the thread
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n/a FrunkisOA 2017-01-10
MAN, you always have such great posts, but shit... really lost it huh?
n/a UsernameUser001 2017-01-10
tss..doo da, whaddya poopin' in russian uh sumptin
n/a BlewRaja 2017-01-10
Fawk yeah!
n/a IfFoundReturn2Tumblr 2017-01-10
I think a chip joke just went over my head.
n/a tgrokz 2017-01-10
good clean yuma
n/a andycumiashow 2017-01-10
When I was in high school, I was trying to fuck this one particular girl who worked at the local Shoprite. I'd go in once a week and buy a large pack of cannolis because she'd have to hand-fill them all and I could chat her up.
After a few times, I asked her out to dinner. I took her to Saladworks where she opened up about her love for Jesus and hate for premarital sex. That was the end of that. Thanks for reminding me.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-01-10
She might've let you stick it in her shitter.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-10
That's why we invented rape culture, sir.
n/a CCRed95 2017-01-10
What are the conditions where it shows the edited star and when it doesnt? I always guessed it was if you edited it before anyone else saw it/opened the thread
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-10
3 minutes. 180 seconds exactly.
n/a Anarox 2017-01-10
Star of david or sumtin
n/a bornrevolution 2017-01-10
my david
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-01-10
Maybe she just didn't hated you and wanted to stop you from trying again.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-10
Do you think maybe she just didn't wanna fuck but wanted a free meal?
n/a UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-01-10
You?
n/a insertclevereference 2017-01-10
She just got tired of filling cannolis for your fat ass and she and her friends came up with a scheme to get rid of you.
betasneverlearn
n/a Shockerlawd69 2017-01-10
Tsss Shoprite what am I shoppin left or sumthin? That don't make no sense!
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-01-10
tssss cuz if u dont shop rite ur gonna have a lotta shoppin left!!! HOMERUN CHIPPERSON!!!
n/a peckaface 2017-01-10
Shopleft, Shoprite, what if you Shop Wrong or sumthin? tss tss
n/a joomommyhappy 2017-01-10
Yeah, like if you shop 'till you drop or sumpthin'.
I'm just riffin'.
n/a EskimoEscrow 2017-01-10
u herd wut i sed?
n/a CCRed95 2017-01-10
how bout a little cake for the chippah?
n/a holodog 2017-01-10
you've only got 4 days to eat that you fool
n/a SorryFiMAGADog 2017-01-10
OP posts on this sub frequently, I wouldn't worry about spoilage.
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-01-10
However, I would worry about OP living the 4 days.
n/a lord_minidisc 2017-01-10
tss why don't i do da fawkin' custard or something?
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-10
Sell by January 13th? 17th? What do I know, I'm nutty ova here! Just gimme a container of downvotes and put me out of my misery.
n/a FuchsiaJuicer 2017-01-10
Oh so there are 16 ounces in a pound. I had no idea.
n/a Abarf 2017-01-10
🎶"We Save you Money!, shoprite, SHOP RITE! Does it Right!"🎶
n/a joomommyhappy 2017-01-10
I never realized how irresponsibly high the goods in the Shop Rite cartoon cart are stacked.
That's an accident waiting to happen rite there.
n/a RSC-Tuff 2017-01-10
Shoprite... I miss Long Island.
n/a insertclevereference 2017-01-10
Well, you don't want to know what happened to Waldbaums and Pathmark. RIP The King lives on though!
n/a bornrevolution 2017-01-10
yayy pudding
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-01-10
That's what Lamah always says he makes with my mudda.
n/a SorryFiMAGADog 2017-01-10
OP posts on this sub frequently, I wouldn't worry about spoilage.