Some fat depressed Colin to brighten your day

40  2017-01-09 by throwawizzlemahnizzl

21 comments

He looks so cozy under all that adipose tissue.

Colin the Hutt

More like Colin the House.. hello? Tsss..

god damn it, now I cant wait to get home and watch this after work

We need you to stay late & sweep up, sorry.

tsss why dont you sweep down, or somethin'

Good news you're fired. Clean out your locker and hit the bricks faggot.

lol @ "i wish colbert more success and me more road gigs"

"while I toil in brilliant obscurity"

Colin looks bigger than Artie. Glad he got his shit together now..

Artie doesn't have his affairs in order at all!

Colin was a guy who got fat. Artie is fat.

Hah, heard Colin saying that to Bobby the other day..

He looks like James Gandolfini for some reason, the way he sits and adjusts his neck fat with every word.

It's a very difficult situation!

Oh capitan'

He looks like an unemployed truck driver.

Shut your mouth boy.

Which is, coincidentally, what you have to do to Colin when that mush mouth mick fuck mumbles his way through a set.

"grrMmghh mmhhm, right folks?"

"I'm already in a hole, that's not the problem y'know I'm digging my way out right now. Don't worry I know what I'm doing"

From your lips to God's ears pally

At one point Artie says if he is where CQ is at 48 he'll be all right. Artie is now a year older and looks like he's 60. Careerwise they ahve flipped too. CQ can't be stopped!

Has he ever talked about doing Tosh's Babe Ruth bit in Trainwreck?

Looks like Colin was right. Artie just said he had diabetes on Joe Matarese's podcast.