Just called my friend who lives there. Asked him if he knew about the shooting. He started freaking out, screaming, yelling, crying. His wife joined him in the background, "why!? Why?!"

I told them I don't think it's sold out so they better get a couple tickets.

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So quick, you don't get time to see what the rookies post.

But then again, why would you want to?

Debatable what would actully be more funny.

these threads lack humor. They are an instant downvote for me

these comments lack humor. They are an instant downvote for me

Being in the "minority" tough look these days

Fanks i apprefciate my fansh shticking up for me.

maybe this sub has passed you by

I'm just mad because I fall for this every... fucking... time!

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God Dammit!

(Vos turns on his Walkman before every show and listen to it while looking down and to the right)

And I don't want the world to see me, 'cuz I don't think that they'd understand

Just a shame it's not back and to the left.

Poughkeepsie gave it away. Upvoted regardless to spread the word.

I wanted it to be true.

i was like shit, where have i heard the name 'poughkeepsie' before. is that anywhere near where my cousin lives?.... lol you fucking dick

So now it would be hilarious if he got shot for no reason.

Haha, yea.

This is the Joe Cumia of jokes.

This is Vos's version of 'killing'.

I live in Poughkeepsie and got worried for a moment

No reason to worry, not sold out yet.

Me too. I thought it was sold out.

HO LEE PHUK

Sum Ting Wong

God damn it.

I'm just mad because I fall for this every... fucking... time!