He's too busy fighting for his life

I don't know what any of that shit means, but have an upvote for disliking opie.

Opie's hobbies are watching the most asinine shit on television and being a complete fucking idiot rube who genuinely enjoys shit like The Kardassians.

He also enjoys being extremely petty on Twitter like a fucking teacup shit poodle towards actual fucking dogs, ie "HEY @AlecBaldwin why are your FEET wet" or something. I don't know. I haven't fucking slept. Fuck you.

That sums it up. He also enjoys 90s rock. I wish he'd just go to Lithium where he can play Alice in Chains and Green Day while doing short intros and stop doing his dogshit show.

Heavy Hits With Opie and Falcone.

Dont forget he cried during the reveals of one of the home makeover shows.

Little people big world is a good show. Fuck you whoever disagrees.

But the context of "good" varies in this sub

It is a good show everywhere.

Of all the things in life a man of his financial means has access to, it's grapefruit beers.

Let that sink in for a moment. A man who has literally bought a multi-million dollar NY penthouse suite's one enjoyment in life is grapefruit beer. He's a fanook.

I have aids

Does it hurt? Is the weight loss flattering to your physique? How many other fags have you infected?

Sorry, that was meant to be a text to my grandmother.

Please don't tell anyone else, it may affect how I'm perceived here.

Yeah, it might get you a tiny degree of respect.

Tsss....yeah how about a giant degree of pekkas or sumpthin

Your grandma already knows. You got it from her when you fucked her in the ass remember?

That never happened that one time.

Stop passing it to the rest of the sub

He likes to have a "'lil taste" of everything. Never quite "ALL IN". Afraid to commit to anything on the off-chance that whatever he's into people would see as lame, therefore making him lame.

We know so much about the psychology of this hack.

The same can be said of this sub

This sub is Opie.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself grow tits

He likes faggy grapefruit beer, long shits on the beach, and having his own morning show.

He enjoys watching skateboarders fuck his wife while his retarded children watch.

Only one is retarded.

large penises

Brother wease's should, brothaman

Fighting scuba divers.

Norton misses Opie's fresh tit milk every morning.

What happened at the end there, bud?

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He enjoys lots of things - making cryptic beach videos where he writes in the sand, having large fluffy bosoms, losing his morning gig to a man who's ethnicity is not yet clear. Nice try with the hate though

He's all in with a nice cuckshed or a treehouse.

Opie already is dickless.

He enjoys sports, isn't that obvious? He's a guys guy