What's the best way to make crack?

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Do you know any colored people?

No, I live in the UK... its just arabs and Chinese

Are you for fucking real? Rocks (and negros) a-plenty down the docks. Or you can buy it off tattooed white nutters in Ely if you like.

Brown and yellow are colors

Use the butthole. Just load a douche with warm water and blow and squeeze.

Did that for 6 months and it fucked my stomach up

Thanks. I always seek guidance from the type of sage who creates a thread on Reddit titled "what's the best way to make crack"

Who? They said SRV did this for hangovers, but I never heard of whole bottles.

I tried mixing it with bi carb, water and heating it, but it turns to sludge

I remember watching kids cook sludge like that back in the day and then they'd press the spoon into an ice cube to harden it a little. I think you only get good rocks if you're making a big batch.

you gotta use cold water and when it turns to sludge spread it on a heat resistant tray/dish and then put it in the oven.

google or sumptin idk

Whadda bum

Yeah, I have a £500 a week Coke habit... I'm such a bum

You would suck a very black dick for that 40 minute high right now wouldn't you?

Nope, I'm pretty fuckin well off friendo

If well off means soon to be slave to a glass dick then more power too you, you limey scumfuck

Jesus fuckin Christ.... wales is not a county of England you ignorant yankee fuck head.. it's a separate country!!!

Where did you mention where you were from besides the UK? jesus titty fucking christ get it together you uncircumcised junkie faggot

What a fun place this is.

Yeah it's the best

How does a welshman find a sheep in a field?

Attractive? Iv heard them all buddy

Sorry, heard an english exchange student tell it

I bet he was a wanker.. the English are always wankers... right u/dennyislife

Lol at you pretending to be rich yet live in Wales

Follow the shearing up your mothers cunt.

Give us a job. Mine pays ass and I want to have a proper cocaine habit too instead of the once a month I do now.

Yet you live in Canton?

Dude!!! Shhhh

Is not using cocaine an option? That's a lot of money. I'd quit and buy a nicer house.

Be a man and just shoot it. Not even kidding. Kids are pussies nowadays.

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Erowid that shit

Just shoot it, what are you a fag?

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You would be better off making meth. The shake and bake method is the easiest but there is still a large chance the mixture can explode and burn your face off. Just quit drugs stupid.

But it's addictive

Yeah, and the penalties for getting caught doing that are no joke. I know a guy.

You should ask Lady Di. She used to smoke it and was only addicted while doing it. She currently lives at Ant's house.

Username checks out

You're right, a wrecked nostril is a clear-cut sign that you need to ramp up your cocaine usage. I recommend using the Artie Lange method of dumping it on your bed and rolling around in it.

Shoot it

Nah man... I can't go there

I never cooked it, I've watched people do it. If anything i just go up to Harlem 3/10 people you passs are selling crack . Haha it's crazy

Get baking powder, a little bit of cold water, take a kitchen whisk mix it up and all the hard stuff is crack. It's easy and takes under 5 mins.

Is it equal parts bakin soda to Coke? How much do you heat it up?

Like a pinch or two of baking soda. Heat up via stove or microwave but not for long. Honestly if you have less then a 8 ball it's not going to be worth it. Check out some videos on YouTube.

Ask a plumber to bend over 😊

Heroin is better, right /u/stinksskc? I've never been an upper kinda guy. God, I haven't touched heroin in a while but sometimes I really wish I still had my connects.

Just buy it off the dark web man. Download Tor and go to /r/DarkNetMarkets to see who's selling in the UK as these markets come and go like crazy. Black Market Reloaded used to be the shit for drugs. Plus there's less chance of getting caught than if you're ever picking up from an actual dealer (and you don't have to deal with fucking dealers l)

Ask Lady Di

start shooting it and save money

or put it in some toilet paper and swallow it

Yeah, I have a £500 a week Coke habit... I'm such a bum

Lol at you pretending to be rich yet live in Wales