I remember watching kids cook sludge like that back in the day and then they'd press the spoon into an ice cube to harden it a little. I think you only get good rocks if you're making a big batch.
You would be better off making meth. The shake and bake method is the easiest but there is still a large chance the mixture can explode and burn your face off. Just quit drugs stupid.
You're right, a wrecked nostril is a clear-cut sign that you need to ramp up your cocaine usage. I recommend using the Artie Lange method of dumping it on your bed and rolling around in it.
Like a pinch or two of baking soda. Heat up via stove or microwave but not for long. Honestly if you have less then a 8 ball it's not going to be worth it. Check out some videos on YouTube.
Heroin is better, right /u/stinksskc? I've never been an upper kinda guy. God, I haven't touched heroin in a while but sometimes I really wish I still had my connects.
Just buy it off the dark web man. Download Tor and go to /r/DarkNetMarkets to see who's selling in the UK as these markets come and go like crazy. Black Market Reloaded used to be the shit for drugs. Plus there's less chance of getting caught than if you're ever picking up from an actual dealer (and you don't have to deal with fucking dealers l)
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n/a I_Hate_Knockers 2017-01-08
Do you know any colored people?
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
No, I live in the UK... its just arabs and Chinese
n/a Slateski 2017-01-08
Are you for fucking real? Rocks (and negros) a-plenty down the docks. Or you can buy it off tattooed white nutters in Ely if you like.
n/a timothymodine 2017-01-08
Brown and yellow are colors
n/a theee_tOECUTTEr 2017-01-08
Use the butthole. Just load a douche with warm water and blow and squeeze.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
Did that for 6 months and it fucked my stomach up
n/a greygooser 2017-01-08
Thanks. I always seek guidance from the type of sage who creates a thread on Reddit titled "what's the best way to make crack"
n/a philtheprince 2017-01-08
Who? They said SRV did this for hangovers, but I never heard of whole bottles.
n/a Douchegeyser 2017-01-08
https://youtu.be/TuX6NfBKMCM
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
I prefer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5i07VRpfJ6A
n/a Douchegeyser 2017-01-08
Or this one
https://youtu.be/8z6k0FvWJl8
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
I tried mixing it with bi carb, water and heating it, but it turns to sludge
n/a 1073WAAF 2017-01-08
I remember watching kids cook sludge like that back in the day and then they'd press the spoon into an ice cube to harden it a little. I think you only get good rocks if you're making a big batch.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-01-08
you gotta use cold water and when it turns to sludge spread it on a heat resistant tray/dish and then put it in the oven.
google or sumptin idk
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-01-08
Whadda bum
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
Yeah, I have a £500 a week Coke habit... I'm such a bum
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-01-08
You would suck a very black dick for that 40 minute high right now wouldn't you?
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
Nope, I'm pretty fuckin well off friendo
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-01-08
If well off means soon to be slave to a glass dick then more power too you, you limey scumfuck
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
Jesus fuckin Christ.... wales is not a county of England you ignorant yankee fuck head.. it's a separate country!!!
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-01-08
Where did you mention where you were from besides the UK? jesus titty fucking christ get it together you uncircumcised junkie faggot
n/a ShetUp 2017-01-08
What a fun place this is.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
Yeah it's the best
n/a Pino_Palladino 2017-01-08
How does a welshman find a sheep in a field?
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
Attractive? Iv heard them all buddy
n/a Pino_Palladino 2017-01-08
Sorry, heard an english exchange student tell it
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
I bet he was a wanker.. the English are always wankers... right u/dennyislife
n/a Dennyislife 2017-01-08
Lol at you pretending to be rich yet live in Wales
n/a Saturatedkoozie 2017-01-08
Follow the shearing up your mothers cunt.
n/a crunchtimestudio 2017-01-08
Give us a job. Mine pays ass and I want to have a proper cocaine habit too instead of the once a month I do now.
n/a Slateski 2017-01-08
Yet you live in Canton?
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
Dude!!! Shhhh
n/a philtheprince 2017-01-08
Is not using cocaine an option? That's a lot of money. I'd quit and buy a nicer house.
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-01-08
Be a man and just shoot it. Not even kidding. Kids are pussies nowadays.
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n/a Dagidugidai 2017-01-08
Erowid that shit
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-01-08
Just shoot it, what are you a fag?
n/a CorsicanPimp 2017-01-08
Tweet Anthony
n/a OutlandEmpire 2017-01-08
Clear ammonia
n/a dave_ohhh 2017-01-08
You would be better off making meth. The shake and bake method is the easiest but there is still a large chance the mixture can explode and burn your face off. Just quit drugs stupid.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
But it's addictive
n/a philtheprince 2017-01-08
Yeah, and the penalties for getting caught doing that are no joke. I know a guy.
n/a Lady_Dis_Liver 2017-01-08
You should ask Lady Di. She used to smoke it and was only addicted while doing it. She currently lives at Ant's house.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
Username checks out
n/a all_copacetic 2017-01-08
You're right, a wrecked nostril is a clear-cut sign that you need to ramp up your cocaine usage. I recommend using the Artie Lange method of dumping it on your bed and rolling around in it.
n/a stinksskc 2017-01-08
Shoot it
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
Nah man... I can't go there
n/a stinksskc 2017-01-08
I never cooked it, I've watched people do it. If anything i just go up to Harlem 3/10 people you passs are selling crack . Haha it's crazy
n/a SpaceEdge 2017-01-08
Get baking powder, a little bit of cold water, take a kitchen whisk mix it up and all the hard stuff is crack. It's easy and takes under 5 mins.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
Is it equal parts bakin soda to Coke? How much do you heat it up?
n/a SpaceEdge 2017-01-08
Like a pinch or two of baking soda. Heat up via stove or microwave but not for long. Honestly if you have less then a 8 ball it's not going to be worth it. Check out some videos on YouTube.
n/a theropers 2017-01-08
Ask a plumber to bend over 😊
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-01-08
Heroin is better, right /u/stinksskc? I've never been an upper kinda guy. God, I haven't touched heroin in a while but sometimes I really wish I still had my connects.
n/a crunchtimestudio 2017-01-08
Just buy it off the dark web man. Download Tor and go to /r/DarkNetMarkets to see who's selling in the UK as these markets come and go like crazy. Black Market Reloaded used to be the shit for drugs. Plus there's less chance of getting caught than if you're ever picking up from an actual dealer (and you don't have to deal with fucking dealers l)
n/a copomash 2017-01-08
Ask Lady Di
n/a enzo_trash 2017-01-08
start shooting it and save money
or put it in some toilet paper and swallow it
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-08
Yeah, I have a £500 a week Coke habit... I'm such a bum
n/a Dennyislife 2017-01-08
Lol at you pretending to be rich yet live in Wales