I think he's highlighting the absurdity, and reality, of people hoping the shooter is one thing or another to confirm their already held beliefs so that they can further their agenda.

Exactly, but there's no room for nuance these days.

140 characters is a great place for nuance

/s

Or is he just that arrogant and stating his actual hopes? It's impossible to tell anymore.

Nah, it's possible. He would never hope it's a Muslim.

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Yeah, I think he's meaning he hopes the shooter's political profile is neutral so we can focus on issues

See OP thinks Patton's retarded, I think OP's retarded, now everyone thinks I'm retarded.

That's okay, still better than being retarded

He's still basically doing that unironically, though, because he wants the shooting to be used as ammunition for the gun control side, as opposed to any other political stance that might get more attention.

What the fuck? He really has lost his mind. It's too bad.

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Typical celebrity: bitter, pill addict (he made a tweet a few years ago trying to scam his doctor for pill) he truly must be the most shitty person to be around.

I'd be horrified to be around this man

Oh, the only people that would be happy to be around him are either, yes-man who he pays or some b-grade actor who sit around and bitch about Trump even though he is not even President.

Really? You're afraid of Patton Oswald? I can just picture your shoulders tensing as he enters the room, looking out of the corner of your eye with your back turned toward him with a terrified expression on your face. You should have a full bottle of Jack Daniels shattered across your jaw.

So was his wife.

My point, sir

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Im not saying im a moron but can anyone decipher this to me? It kinda seems like hes playing some middle ground but what the fuck could be the goal of this statement?

Less civilian gun ownership? Completely regulated education? Government intervening of thought crimes? Jews not being inherent human scum? WHERE DOES IT END!?

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HOME RUN YOU CAWKSUCKA!!!

''This comedian called Patton Oswalt, told me that he thinks the worst thing about Bill Cosby was the hypocrisy.'' ''You don't?'' ''no... I think it was the rape''

I wish Patton and Dipaolo would be invited to S&J at the same time, for the whole show.

Maybe throw Vos in for good measure too.

Has Vos done SnJ? I thought he only did Opie's show.

He's been on a few times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMoA36Mq4ps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7DasIvPTTM

Nick would tear that wifeless rodent to shreds.

I doubt it. Nick resorted to frustrated stammering and uncreative name calling with fucking bill nye.

Nope he's an mk ultra agent. Black helicopters!! Thermite paint!!

mortal kombat?

Lizard people?

I really hope more bad stuff happens to Patton Oswalt this year

Patton: "Hey kids, want to see a dead body?"

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What bad things happened to him last year? I thought it was a pretty successful year for him.

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Enough with the Patton posts. Rich Vos ain't gonna plug himself.

The fuck he isn't.

Wtf... I thought this was a joke. Fucking faggot, I hope the next person he tries to kill switches the glasses and he does himself in. Piece of shit midget

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This is what happens when you have to be interesting for a living. You end up be coming a faggot.

The liberal edgelord is by definition an animal born with all gums and no teeth.

If this isn't some kind of joke, then holy shit. People like him are embarrassing. I'm a disgusting liberal, but fuck Patton Oswalt.

"I really hope the facts of this tragedy break my way!! I've got an agenda to push!!"

if you can't tell that this is a joke you are definitely a fucking idiot

Saving the world on Twitter. Raising his daughter. Killing his wife.

The man wears a lot of hats.

Wish someone would remove those hats... With their fawkin' peckah.

I wish he'd wear a plastic bag over his head instead.

Guns don't kill people. Pillows kill people.

The best thing he ever produced was the cancerous tumor growing in his colon.

Everyone says "mental health care" in the broadest possible way. How exactly do they intend to stop violence like this? Pills? Asylums?

They have words, and their words sound good. They don't actually have a plan.

You'd like that, wouldn't you, Canada?

Take off, hoser!

send taxes pls

Yeah the thing is murderers usually aren't people who'd fail some gun sale psych test

To bad his wife didn't stand her ground.

Fingers crossed that 2017 doesn't let us down. Take George Takei too

Literally the pinnacle of his career is that one clip of him on a sitcom (King of Queens I believe) where he stands in one spot for like 5 minutes straight.

ITT people who didn't get the tweet. He wants the shooter to be someone neither side can claim is a member of the other, so that we focus on the issues rather than on blaming the other side for producing a shooter

I hope he dies.

Patton does have a point because he didn't need a gun to kill his wife so he's proof that you can still protect yourself against something that's unwanted

I don't even get it. He really is Going insane

He's been on a few times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMoA36Mq4ps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7DasIvPTTM

That's okay, still better than being retarded

My point, sir